Tech Talk

Tim and Ted stand on the precipice of a new life full of peace and joy, anticipating their impending meeting with Randy. Plus, what Elon Musk's unprecedented status as World's First Trillionaire means for the hope of humanity. Also, what to demand from Shrek 4, love lives of sons, and how to make amends among dads. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's the most wonderful time of the year: WWDC 2026! Tim and Ted do their annual watch along and reveal all the exciting news in the world of Apple, occluded and not! Will John Turnip make his grand entrance? Will Tim Cook be sent off in a wicker man style retirement ceremony? Is there going to be another iOS? Listen to find out! Also, exciting innovations in AI promise to fix pictures and make Si...

Tim and Ted are busy preparing for a very exciting event, but N remains the M of I and their lack of time to prep the show leads to a first in the history of tep and podcasting: the first ever AI-written podcast! With the help of Grok they put out a seamless episode that is indistinguishable from the real thing. Plus, a new career pivot for Lil PP Shooter. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTa...

Tim and Ted are back to look at an all-time deal on Macbook Pros! But first, a clarification on the metaphysical situation for Apple's new CEO. Plus, a new business venture for Uncle Seth, a new relationship for Ted, and the bathroom habits of billionaires. Also, Tim disrupts gardening. Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted discuss the recent announcement that Tim Cook will be stepping down as CEO of Apple. They pay tribute to his fifteen years of service and talk about what his departure might mean for the future of Apple. Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted are back after their brief absence and eager to learn about everything they missed during their time away, including what exactly they were doing. Also, major developments in the lives of some friends, how to better train Apple store employees, and secrets of advanced repression. Plus, the annual roundup of tep predictions for 2026. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted are back with their annual guide to the top gifts for the father in your life this holiday season! Plus, an exciting change of scenery for the holiday season, how to sparkle in a nativity, and the problem with aunts. Also, another career pivot for Lil PP Shooter and the exciting future of AI filmmaking. Happy holidays, see you next year! Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted offer the definitive ranking of hard drive storage spaces, but first an announcement about some sad recent news. Plus, how to pivot after a tragedy and further trouble in paradise at Memoirs of a Geeka. Also, Ted has a new job! Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted present their Black Friday deals roundup as well as a telling of the creation of the world and the original father's sin. Also, recapping a very spiritual, unexpectedly moving, Thanksgiving. Plus, Tim and Ted contribute.

It's almost time for Black Friday 2025 and Tim and Ted have the rundown on some of the hottest deals this year. Plus, celebrating 190 episodes of the podcast! Also, some hilarious content courtesy of Elon and a small aside about a mutual friend. Stay tuned at the end for some exciting bonus content! Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted are back from the D and ready to talk T. Also, how to remain in good standing with Uncle Rodney and Aunt Maveen, the competitive world of tactical YouTube, and what a father protection task force might look like. Plus, Memoirs of a Geeka branches out. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's Halloween and Tim and Ted are here to bring you their recap of the hottest costumes they can see out of the peep hole in the coffin they've placed in Uncle Rodney's yard as they wait for their miraculous return to life. Also, an artisanal scary story to set the mood. Plus, does iOS 26 live up to the hype? Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

As Ted's Halloween resurrection quickly approaches, Tim and Ted put the finishing touches on their plan. Including: why dads need horror films and doctors of their own, how to decorate your yard for maximum fear, and how to build a legacy quickly. Plus: an important correction. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

With a heavy heart, Tim and Ted tastefully and poignantly celebrate the life of their friend and mentor, Steve Jobs, on the anniversary of his death. Plus, the secret S lives of local roofers, how NOT to follow pipes, and how to spice up your sewer life. Also, Ted's vision of heaven. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted are back with a Tep Talk exclusive expose on the latest iOS from Apple! Plus, an interview with the author of a controversial new book, little known facts about pipes, and how to come back to life the right way. Also, a look at fin-dad-siècle Vienna. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted devote time to some housekeeping, addressing a few loose ends from previous episodes that need resolving in order for them to move on with their lives, escape from the dungeon, and take Tep Talk to the next level. Plus, what you need to know about the upcoming update to the alarm app! Also, addressing the Gen Z Stare. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TepTalkPod

Tim and Ted are back and so excited to share with you the good news! In this final episode of Tep Talk, they discuss their summer break/imprisonment and how it gave them a new L on L, as well as some of the latest news in the world of Elon Musk and Tesla.

A visit from an old friend leads to some exciting news, information and gossip in the world of Tep Talk that will take Tim and Ted out of commission for a while. Also, the best way to go down with the ship, free music video ideas for Corey, and the power of bullying. Tep Talk will be back soon! Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

It's Apple's biggest night: WWDC 2025. Tim and Ted go through this year's announcement with a fine toothed C, discussing some of Tim Cook's most exciting, and demonic, innovations yet. But first, addressing the swirl of nasty rumors and gossip surrounding Elon's departure from government. Also, further adventures in founding. Support Tep Talk: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim and Ted celebrate their 180th episode by denouncing everything they've ever done before and throwing all their energy into their new project: founding their new company/app/invention that is going to change the world of tep, starting with coming up with an idea for what to found. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

A surprise email bestows Tim and Ted with the honor of a lifetime. Also, Ted's death leads to a new beginning for him, Tim and the podcast. Plus, free advice for Joni Mitchell and Jesus. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Additional insightful and witty discussion with Grok that didn't make the cut in Episode 178. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

Tim has a surprise for Ted that leads to the first ever guest on Tep Talk, as well as a number of major therapeutic breakthroughs and a potential new romance or two. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

The brand new atheist holiday single from Evilution, featuring Lil' Anti-Pastor PP Shooter, Tha Based Rationalist, Fossil Dan, Tony Frappé & Crypto. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

iOS 18.4 is here and everyone's talking about the new emojis! Tim and Ted go deep on the juiciest aspects of Apple's latest release while also discussing the torturous burden of freedom. Also, strife in Lil PP Shooter's atheist rap group, dealing with a surly tulpa, and a lesson in grieving from the boys at Sound Hogz Pro Audio. Support Tep Talk: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod