Tech Talk

The dads are back and they want everyone to know that they see them and hear them and are here to hold themselves accountable via an incredibly brave and honest apology/clarification. Also: What to look forward to at WWDC 2021! Plus: Chapter 2 of Daddy Potter.

The official anti-father Song of the Summer, as heard in Episode 61.

After a harrowing few weeks on the road, the dads are safe and settled in their new Tep Talk HQ and excited to cover the tep news, information and gossip you need, including: How to use Instagram; How not to use Instagram; How to ingratiate yourself to your new overlords; How to de-escalate parking lot confrontations; and much more. Plus: Chapter 1 of Daddy Potter.

After a week on the run following the so-so response to their musical, Tim and Ted are back and reporting from [REDACTED] for their 60th Episode Celebration! They take turns answering your questions and weighing in on some of the latest, greatest news in the world of tep! Including: the virtues of being a pig at heart; Elon's stunning SNL debut; the adventures of Larry Potter, scar face wizard orp...

Opening night is here at last! Tim and Ted run through the final dress rehearsal for Ted's landmark real life 360 production that is guaranteed to get his wife back and get Tim a new place to stay, featuring new songs, action, and special FX. Including: A quick debrief on the newly divorced Bill Gates; Emmett's latest hit song, "Death Comes for the Trash Dad"; and the surprise breakout performance...

Tragedy has struck Tech Talk, as the exciting new Apple Podcasts redesign has led to their podcast vanishing from the app and it's all Ted's fault. (Editor's note: It's Tim's fault.) (Better editor's note: It is Ted's fault.) The dads settle the dispute of who is to blame the only way they know how: using facts and logic. Plus: Final preparations for the premiere of "Get My Wife Back: The Play" an...

Spring is here and you know what that means: it's time for another Apple Live Event! Once again, the Tep Talk dads provide the ONLY commentary you need, rounding up all of the exciting announcements and betrayals that Apple has unveiled. Including: The long-awaited Apple keychain; What to do when the trash man is coming; Baby Bain vs Baby Batman; Tep Ted makes a fool of himself; and Tim Cook's tru...

As heard in Episode 48, the official trailer for Tim and Ted's adaptation of "My Octopus Teacher."

There's a lot going on in the world of tep [sic], and the boys are here to discuss. Including: The return and rebirth of an old friend, a close look at Spotify's groundbreaking new invention, and the greatest disgrace to clowning since the full-sized automobile. Plus: Episode 1 of the hit new sitcom "Alexa and Me!" Website: www. TechTalkPodcast.org Patreon: www. Patreon.com/TechTalkPod Shirts: htt...

What's dad and tech and vaxxed all over? Tim and Ted! Your hosts are back and feeling better than ever after they got their special, limited edition vaccine shots, with the help of some new and old friends. They run over everything YOU need to know about the vaccine, including how it tastes, how to get it, and what not to ask of your driver. Plus: separating fact from fiction on the internet; Emme...

As heard in Episode 53, the brand new remix of Corey's hit song, "My Dad Cried At The Zoo" featuring Lil PP Shooter.

Forget everything you thought you knew about NFTs, because the definitive explainer is here! The boys dive into the world of cutting-edge epic art that makes perfect sense and isn't a scam at all, but first have to do a few small updates on their lives. Including: A trip back in time to the pre-epic era of art; Tim's tech review of the Amazon Smart Home suite; Ted's trip into the cabin; Theme from...

How do you know if what you're experience is really real? If you're listening to Tech Talk! The boys discuss how to #KeepYourselfTethered. They also unveil their exciting/disappointing new merchandise and discuss some of their newest Big Ideas. Also: Tim goes Home Alone Boy and Ted finds a new family.

An important announcement from management, regarding an exciting merchandise opportunity for YOU and your family! The Tech Talk Store: https://techtalkshop.bigcartel.com/ The Tech Talk Patreon: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod

The boys have so much to talk about this week it's honestly a bit of a struggle to stay on topic, but they've got an exciting event motivating them to stay focused. Including: How not to get revenge on your ex-wife's brother; Uncle Rodney's St. Patrick's Day Brawl; how to kiss a velveteen rock star; Hot and Not; a live performance of your favorite Apple Loops; and the long-awaited premiere of an i...

As heard in Episode 51, Ted's stepson Emmett's latest anti-father hit song, ft. Tech Tim (against his will).

Tim and Ted have stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back and they are here with all the tips, tricks, and gossip YOU need in case you ever stare into the abyss and it stares back (you break your phone). Featuring: How not to jump over the trash pond; What funeral homes will and won't do for your best friends; the power of Double Brew coffee; the perils of hipster coffee shops; Peter Jackso...

Tim and Ted are back from their week off and full of exciting new ideas to share with their listeners! Including: Updates on Ted's plan to regain his wife/sanity; Cousin Josh's podcast boot camp; helping the younger generation getting into Tech Talk; and Emmett's latest viral hit song.

As heard in Episode 50, Emmett's first song from music camp. A hateful, anti-dad, anti-clown travesty.

Tech Talk is turning 50! To celebrate, Tim and Ted answer YOUR questions, introduce some exciting new segments, and address certain grudges and controversies, all with an assist from their new manager. Including: the latest episode of Doc Bastard; renaming the planets; ranking Apple products; Valentine's Day exploits; avoiding the subconscious; seeing without seeing; Tim's new documentary about th...

The boys are finally going to do their unboxing videos! But first, a few updates about their lives. Including: Sarah, Stefan and Bronson home movies and how to get around a prohibitive wedding invite. Also, a new segment--"Relationship Corner"--and the boys offer their definitive list of different kinds of dads.

From our hearts to your ears, a message from the people behind Tech Talk, regarding merch, outtakes, and a big thanks.

It's Tech Talk's one year anniversary! The boys reflect on 12 months of success and look to their bright future. Including: further adventures of Tom de la Tom; congratulations for Grace and Sarah; the only way to use Patreon without being embarrassed; the joys of suffering for tech; and a surprising look into Randy's private life. Plus: A high production value teaser for their new movie, "My iPad...

The boys are safe and sound after their misadventures at the nursing home and back for a classic Tech Talk episode full of the tech news, rumors and even gossip you have been craving. Including the only legitimate explainer for the Gamestop/Stock Market debacle, and the real meaning behind films like "My Octopus Teacher" and "Heat."

The revolution is upon us and happy are those who are able to give their lives in service to the glorious leadership of Mamie Sullivan. Also: how to reset the auto-correct library on your iPhone. Plus: Bill Shine and the Crazy Diamonds take a turn, dispatches from Big Boy Coffee, and the hot new TV show from Oleg & Tibor.