Tech Talk

The boys discuss the importance of every single listener doing their job--especially the hosts--and weigh in on the recent marital tweeting of Elon and Grime.

Our democracy is under attack, as "Congress" hauls America's real life superheroes before the country to account for their made up crimes, even though they didn't do anything. The boys mount a spirited defense and imagine what a REAL hearing might look like if they were in charge. Plus: Further adventures in Lord of the Rings 4: The Wrong Ring.

As first mentioned in Episode 25, a musical story of two dads and their adventures in the world of forum-posting. Loosely based on Prokofiev's "Peter and the Wolf," but better.

The boys continue to strive towards podcasting perfection, this week with the help of professional business consultant/entertainer, Cousin Maryanne. Plus: An honest accounting of what went wrong with MyCryptoBuddy (RIP) and an adventure into the life of the mind.

Thanks to an extremely generous pledge from none other than Mr. Tesla himself, Elon Musk, as well as Barack Obama, Jeff Bezos, and Twitter, the boys are finally on their way to joining the upper echelons of society and becoming real life billionaires. Nothing can possibly dampen their spirits.

The first hit single by the Tech Talk Guys, as heard in Episode 25! Written by Tech Tim and featuring guest verse by Tech Ted Steiner. Produced by Gareth de LaFontaine™ for MyCryptoBuddy™ Productions. Featuring special performances by The Beat-Its™. Artwork by Ted Steiner. Patent pending. If you are listening to this song, please send us $7-$8.

Listener Appreciation month is over not a moment too soon, and the boys are finally able to get back to business. They discuss the various ways that listeners can do better and then "go pro" with some exciting product reviews. Plus: The worldwide premiere of their first hit single, "I Wanna Meet Steve!"

Something went down and it's very important that you get the REAL account of it here first before any liars or cheats or dogs try to fill your heads with lies.

All work and no play makes the Tech Boys very happy because they are hardcore tech experts. However, even techies have to unwind, and that's what movies are for! In this certified bonus episode, Tim and Ted discuss some of their favorite--and least favorite--movies featuring tech and imagine how many other movies could be improved by adding more tech. Plus: What's the greatest film of all time to...

The boys discuss their recent re-betrayal by a certain dog and his new little puppy henchmen. The wound stings but the boys carry on with new announcements for Listener Month and some extremely exciting news about the future of the pod! Plus, Best Buy is open again...for some.

A Tech Talk Exclusive! Apple held its big WWDC event this Monday, and the company announced a barrage of mind-boggling new developments, updates and releases. Luckily for you, your favorite independent tech journalists Tim and Ted watched the whole thing! In this one-of-a-kind bonus episode, the boys respond LIVE (to them) to the Apple keynote video and break down some of the most exciting and con...

The Tech Boys are back for a very special Fathers Day episode exposing the Big Dad Lie perpetrated by Hollywood and the media and confronting the harsh reality of dadhood in the year 2020. Luckily, there's a silver lining in the form of a new Apple TV+ show! Plus, imagining how dads could improve many classic films, an update from Ted on his POS PC, and a very exciting announcement involving a cer...

The June Tech Talk Listener Drive continues! This week, the boys announce some more very special (paid) giveaways and try out some new stylistic techniques borrowed from other popular podcasts that are guaranteed to delight new and old listeners alike! Plus, what's going to happen at Apple's WWDC next week? And don't you wish you could take back some/most of your life? (NOTICE: This episode was re...

Tim goofed up again and accidentally cut some parts out of the 20th Episode Celebration. The boys respond to a few more listener questions.

Tech Talk officially turns 20 this week! The boys celebrate their hard work and countless accomplishments with their biggest episode yet, including responses to listener questions and an emotional walk down tech memory lane. Plus, Smart TVs in the age of dumb people and the unveiling of some new works of art.

Tech news is as diverse as tech itself, but most of it can be broken down into two categories: hot and not hot. In this bonus cut from last week's episode, the boys round up their recent top hots and nots, including big news from The Musk and Spotify.

The world of journalism is struggling, but the future looks bright for Tech Talk as the boys embark upon a new digital partnership that might save journalism as we know it (the stuff that deserves serving, anyway, not the hateful anti-tech stuff). Plus, the latest craze in ska fusion.

Tech Talk is on top of the world, not just because it's surpassing other, low-quality, traitor-made podcasts but because it officially has the ear of one of the most powerful men in tech. A modesty entreaty to help humanity reach its potential. Plus, Ted and Tim get creative!

But now, O Tech, thou art our father; we are the clay, and thou our potter; and we all are the work of thy hand. Amen. Plus, which streaming platform has the best interface?

In a Tech Talk EXCLUSIVE the boys imagine how Malcolm Gladwell could expand his genius level-thinking with the help of 5G. **NOTE: Our legal team (Ted's Cousin Josh, thanks Josh) inform us that the title of this podcast could be misleading. To be legally clear: we don't mean that Mr. Gladwell is on this podcast discussing 5G. We meant Malcolm Gladwell "on" 5G the same way you would say "Tech Tim O...

Everyone is stuck inside and luckily, thanks to the Smart Home, there's not a better place to be trapped! Tim and Ted discuss some of the innovations that are bringing joy and order to their lives and why people need to get excited about the 5G revolution, or else! Plus, some free marketing for their favorite baby food company.

A long-awaited episode is derailed by a cruel betrayal. Plus, the tech boys launch themselves even further into the big leagues with a special announcement.

The Tech Talk boys try to never cut anything from any of their episodes, but sometimes, whether due to a software glitch or someone falling asleep on the keyboard or even just a spilled Vanilla Coke, things accidentally get deleted. Here are a few extras from Episode 14: "Working Hard and Hardly Working."

Breaking: The Musk Baby is here!! The boys rushed to the mics to record an emergency bonus episode covering the cosmic arrival, celebrating the historic moment, and imagining what this singular birth might mean for humanity. Plus, inducting Elon into the World of Dads.

You might be asking, "Due to Coronavirus, working from home is more important than ever!" And you're right! The Tech Boys discuss how tech is helping them work, and not work, from home. Plus, home renovations, field trips and beef rage.