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The boys discuss the impact of social media on the election aftermath. Jonnie posts a shirtless photo because he can. Then, John defends the Electoral College, and brags about how much math he knows. Plus, a conversation on tribalism and the dangers of cancel culture. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Four Seasons Total Landscaping 🌺™️: Now booking for Winter of 2020. Discover more Christian po...

Time for another trip down memory lane, back to November 2018, to be exact. Jonnie tells the dumb story of his dumb injury, John takes his family to Disney, but only for the sermon illustrations, and the boys discuss voting, immigration, and other hot-button topics that will cost them listeners.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by No Shave November®️: “The best way to let yourself go since Flabua...

The boys ponder what sweets old people prefer, and to their horror, realize they ARE old people. Jonnie’s wife will probably get away with murder, while John believes it takes a village to raise a child, and appoints Uncle Jonnie to his Parenting Trubunal. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Candy Corn™️: "For people who love sugar, but hate themselves." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaud...

Jonnie wants the church to adopt Festivus rules. Then the boys discuss their favorite sodas, and whether CBD oil works. Also, special guest Alyson Holland joins the conversation to talk about the Kennedy Curse and the cult of personality around ultra famous families. Check out her smash hit podcast, “Kennedy Dynasty”, on all platforms. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by I’ll Pray About It ™️: “Th...

Jonnie has some odd requirements for his hotel room, and almost ruins a middle school volleyball game. John hates small talk, and eats ice cream in bed like a monster. Also, a conversation about crowns in heaven. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Otter Pops™️: “When you want a popsicle, but also want to cut your mouth with sharp plastic." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inq...

Jonnie explains his intense phobia of hoodies, and John offers a solution. John’s wife sets her clocks back in different rooms, and Jonnie ruins someone’s business call. Also, a conversation about growing up in the “Just Say No” generation. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Knees™️ : “If you’re over 40, we hurt now. Congratulations." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire...

John becomes an inside restaurant guy and ponders his “platform", while Jonnie visits Nebraska and hatches an invention that will (probably not) change mask-wearing forever. Also, a conversation about the line between stewardship of our gifts and the pride of being “self-made." Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Voting™️🇺🇸: “The candidates are all terrible, but at least you got a sticker, right?"...

Jonnie goes to the dentist and gets way too much nitrous oxide, while John counsels his daughter without a license. Also, a conversation about an “Us vs. Them” mentality in church and culture at large. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Red Rover™️: “Injuring Children since 1878" Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact...

Jonnie gets furious in an airport, and ponders breaking into the NBA Bubble, while John comes up with the cheesiest Youth Group slogan in history. Plus, a conversation about a recent “prophetic warning” video, and why Christians are fascinated by predictions about the future. Today episode is NOT sponsored by Papa Murphy’s Pizza 🍕™️: “Cook it yourself, loser." Discover more Christian podcasts at...

Jonnie takes a trip to Middle Earth 16 years too late, and almost forgets a joke at a TV taping. John ruins Laura’s sleep and pulls a gun on dream burglars. Also, a conversation about rest, and why it’s just as important as work. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Printer Ink ™️🖨 : “You’re probably out, and it’s gonna cost you.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about...

John talks about the fall of the Roman Empire, white grape juice, and admits he speaks more bluntly on the livestream. Jonnie shares the perfect time limit for a sermon, while lamenting his own short attention span. Also, the boys make an argument that America is currently in a recovery program (whether we know it or not). Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Listerine™️: “Your breath was always th...

John hates small talk, and desperately want to tell you about his rash, while Jonnie is worried that getting healthy will make him less funny. Then, the boys discuss artists who use their platform to push politics, and why comedy with an agenda is almost always a bad idea. Also, a conversation on vulnerability. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Lucky Charms 🍀™️: “We know you just buy it for the...

John can’t stop working even on vacation, which Jonnie finds insufferable. Then they boys discuss what performer they’d risk getting COVID to see live in concert. Also, a listener question about the End of Days. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Seasonal Allergies 🤧 ™️: “Making people stare at you judgmentally since March, 2020." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire abo...

Jonnie plays a terrifying version of hide-and-seek 🧦, while John plays tag with fireworks 🧨. Then, the boys make biking sermon illustrations 🚲. Also, a conversation about (gulp)…mask mandates 😷. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Tic Tacs™️ : “When you need fresh breath for exactly 3 seconds." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lif...

Jonnie has his first comedy club shows in the Age of Corona 😷, John shares some of his recovery journey, and the boys talk about having to “unlearn” some toxic theology from their youth. Also, a conversation about the glorification of anxiety in our culture. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Kudzu 🍃™️: “We’re taking over." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about adv...

Due to a death in the family, the boys take a week off and go back in time for a Throwback episode. Jonnie witnesses something weird at the Apple store, John talks to his phone with a British accent, and the boys discuss the last two seasons of The Office. Also a conversation on liturgy, and how being present is better than living from event to event.   This episode if NOT sponsored by Faxes: Like...

The boys talk about old cartoons, (over?)protective moms, and the imminent removal of villains and idiots from pop culture. Plus, Listener Questions! Also, a conversation about online debate and the death of expertise. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Your Second Rodeo 🤠™️: “Because this is not your first rodeo." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising o...

John hotwires his microwave, finds a dead mole in his pool, and corrects Jonnie’s horsey heresy. Then the boys discuss some historical characters in American cuisine. Also, a conversation about the best and worst parts of the creative process. This episode is NOT sponsored by Pretzels ™️🥨: “We’re the worst part of every snack mix you love." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and in...

Jonnie ponders end times theology, and plans an awkward water break. Then the boys discuss the “Batman voice” and offer an alternative. Also, a conversation on the importance of having friends with different life experiences. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Fireworks 🧨™️: “Let your stimulus check burn a hole in your pocket." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about...

Jonnie launches a (terrible) lawn care company, and spoils an action movie for John. Meanwhile, the boys blame a popular TV show for irreversible damage to American’s crotches, and question whether mosquitos and carnivores are products of the fall of humankind. Also, a conversation on heaven. Today's episode is NOT sponsored by Saharan Dust Cloud ™️☁️: “Because it’s 2020, that’s why." Discover mor...

The boys discuss their stance on contraband at the movies. John has a conflicted relationship with cold cuts, and Jonnie pitches a (terrible) children’s book. Also, a discussion on deconstruction, jingoism, loyalty to systems, and how the patterns of our childhood follow us into adulthood.  Todays episode is NOT sponsored by Produce 🥦™️: “We know you mean well, but this is going to rot in your fr...

The boys ponder whether they’d use a tiny tornado shelter, and John gives a stellar bus driver metaphor worthy of a youth sermon. Then Jonnie responds to some listener questions, and gives some advice to young comedians. Also, a conversation on The Confederacy, “The Lost Cause”, and Cancel Culture. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Drive-In Theatres ™️🎥 🍿: “Welcome Back Outside, America." Disc...

Jonnie gets back to work telling jokes in front of people 🎤, while John tries his best to keep his daughter from getting a Facebook account. Then the boys welcome in their longtime friend - author and speaker Reggie Dabbs - to talk about his black experience in America, speaking out even when it’s uncomfortable, and how white folks can be allies for change in this important season. Today’s episod...

John realizes no one remembers any of his past messages, and Jonnie wonders if sermons need to rhyme to be good. Also, a conversation about how the show, and our opinions, have evolved over 114 podcasts, and how we expect to be cancelled any minute now. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Butterflies 🦋™️: “Moths with one nice outfit." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire...

Jonnie ponders if he would lose his creative drive if he were super rich, while John withers under cross-examination from a Southern lawyer. Then, the boys chat about their show being “Unrated”. Also, a conversation about Michael Jordan, bad journalism, and being present. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Breakfast 🍳: “The 7th most important meal of the day." Discover more Christian podcasts at...