Talk About That

The boys have apprehensions about a trip to Europe, and John tells a story about the dangers of Greek translation in sermons. Then, Jonnie asks John for a ruling on whether he was out of line after trolling one of his neighbors on Facebook. Also, a conversation about partisanship in the Media, and how we are all being pitted against one another. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by The Crisper Draw...

Jonnie has a conflicted relationship with Nature 🦅, and wants a harpoon gun. Meanwhile, John trades in his cheap sunglasses for the real thing, and suggests a (questionable) cooking challenge for a future show 👨‍🍳. Also, a conversation about conviction, and the pursuit of knowledge 📚. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Target 🎯®️: “You just spent $200, even though you only came in for toothp...

Jonnie prepares for a trip to Cancun 🏖 , and throws the book 📕 at an unwelcome visitor. Meanwhile, John has tenuous confidence in his vitamin supplements, and tries a drastic solution for his snoring. Plus, a conversation about dad bods, Timehop photos, empathy and insecurity. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Pinky Toes®️🦶: “You won’t even know we’re there until you hit us on the coffee table...

The boys share Vegas stories 🎰, and John hurts himself in the dumbest way possible. Jonnie explains why the Gospel is like Shake & Bake, and John has a tragic first date. Also, a conversation on body positivity and self-worth. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Planet Fitness®️🏋️‍♀️: “You’re doing great. Have a Tootsie Roll." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about ad...

Jonnie “cleans up” a chemical spill, and destroys a National Park on vacation 🤿. Meanwhile, John sees something strange in a local yard, and then tells the craziest story you didn’t know about President Lincoln. Also, a conversation about nationalism, statues, and exhumation!! Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Fireworks 💥: “Celebrate freedom AND terrify your pets!" Discover more Christian podc...

Jonnie likes cities that have a sense of humor about themselves, and the boys discuss some things they didn’t learn in history class. Then Jonnie watches too many 90’s films and gets them confused with each other, while John needs to record an audiobook, and literally fakes it until he makes it. Plus, a conversation about ambition, and the search for peace while also pursuing a dream. Todays episo...

The boys talk about the power of nostalgia, and what weird names they call their dogs. Then, Jonnie talks onstage about being an awkward kid, and John tells a story, and it’s snot funny 😆. Also, a conversation about the principle of the “bleeding neck”. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Coffee ☕️®️: “The only pot officially sanctioned by churches.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio...

John enrages a momma bird and shares some teenage regrets 🕺. Meanwhile, Jonnie inadvertently steals a joke, and can’t figure out why his car stinks 😷. Plus, a conversation on risk aversion. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Toe Shoes™️: “They hurt your feet, but at least they also look ridiculous.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at...

Jonnie discovers a horrifying new tool against snoring 😴, while John invents a way to avoid missing movie moments 🎥. Plus, a conversation on how different cultures deal with death, and why avoiding pain may not always be a good idea. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Gym Memberships🏋️‍♀️ ™️: “You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave 😈” Discover more Christian podcasts at li...

Jonnie has a viral video, and makes the mistake of reading the comments. Then, John talks about the research for his forthcoming book on racism, and the boys delve into America’s troubled past. Also, a conversation about fear as a “button” for motivating people, and why it always works. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hands 🙌™️: “You should wash us even when there’s not a pandemic.” Discover...

Jonnie has a dead yard, and tries to throw away concrete. Meanwhile, John goes to Florida, and the boys argue steak vs. burgers. Then, a conversation about traumatic experiences, and John shares memories of his beloved Brutus. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Whispering™️: “When you want to say something softer and less clearly.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire abo...

An episode recorded several weeks ago, John tries to get Jonnie to take a personality test, but Jonnie would rather assess himself. Then, a discussion about eternity, and whether a prophet should be trusted after they get it wrong. This episode is NOT sponsored by Combination Locks®️: “If you’re over 40, keep a hacksaw handy.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about adv...

Jonnie avoids the dentist 🦷 and doesn’t want to add years to his life. And John should’ve left his dirty pool liner alone. 🏊‍♂️ Plus, a conversation about the balance between fulfillment in our work vs. letting it define us completely. Todays episode is NOT sponsored by Shouting®️: “Located at the corner of Screaming and Yelling.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire abo...

John destroys a bathroom, and brags about his CDL, while Jonnie defends his scooter and makes terrible sermon illustrations. Also, the boys debate which Bible translation is the best. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Breakfast 🍳™️: “One of the five most important meals of the day.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/co...

The boys are back from hiatus, and John has a horrifying virus 🦠 (not THAT one). Then, Jonnie wonders if his workout streak has become a problem. Plus, a conversation about what the world would look like without Facebook and Twitter. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Sarcastic Chiropractors ™️: “Well, look whose back...” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advert...

John’s blind dog makes a run for it, and Jonnie reminisces on childhood fire safety tips. Then, the boys discuss why “brokenness” makes for more interesting characters in TV and movies (and real life), and why Christians sometimes feel the need to hide their flaws. Plus, a conversation on cancel culture, forgiveness and growth. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Spoiled Milk : “It’s spreadable, a...

The boys discuss the Vols’ chances in March Madness, and whether John could hit clutch free throws. Then, Jonnie shares details about his health journey, weight loss, and support system. Also, a conversation about misogyny in evangelical churches, and why it’s so damaging. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Dave’s Magic & Valet Parking™️: “Is THIS your car??” Discover more Christian podcasts at l...

John and Jonnie know nothing about farming or hunting, and it shows. Then, the boys reminisce on incredibly dumb things they did behind the wheel 🚙  as teenagers, and Jonnie gets skeptical about the "Treasure of Oak Island” 💰. Plus, a conversation on what we surmise to be the appeal of our own show (for better or worse). Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Marital Arguments™️ : “I didn’t say I w...

Jonnie has car problems and he somehow makes it worse, while John tries to be a Good Samaritan until he hears gunshots. Then the boys discuss their checkered driving past, and Jonnie encounters a loud child on a plane. Plus, a conversation on the art of listening 👂 without always offering solutions or advice. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Gravel™️ 🪨: "Like pavement, but looser." Discover m...

John and Jonnie have their monthly COVID scare, and prepare to blame each other. Jonnie pays way too much for a pet’s surgeries, and the boys inadvertently create a Russian figure skater. Plus, a conversation on gender roles and chivalry. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hyphens®️: “The fine line between a co-op and a coop.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about ad...

John writes way too many words, while Jonnie worries he isn’t animated enough onstage. Then, the boys survive the Snowpocalypse, but have a harrowing tale to tell. Also, a conversation about confidence, insecurity, and vulnerability. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Your Check Engine Light™️💡: “It’s probably nothing, but whatever it is sure sounds expensive.” Discover more Christian podcasts a...

Jonnie defends himself from the fallout of last weeks hotdog 🌭 episode and builds a snow fort ❄️. Then the boys discuss Artificial Intelligence, and its effects on comedy and censorship. Plus, a conversation about opposition-based thinking, and the importance of holding our own tribes accountable. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by iPhone Screen Time Notifications ®️: “Of course you’re addicted...

John and Jonnie break down some overused colloquialisms, and believe it will help you (when combined with diet and exercise). Jonnie contemplates petty crime when he is wronged by the local grocer, and John argues with his wife over sausage. Also a conversation on justice and grace. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Tennessee Football 🏈: “This season is in the bag💰." Discover more Christian po...

John receives a sick burn from a neighbor while out for a jog, and Jonnie dreams of being President, if only to enact arbitrary legislation. Then the boys discuss Old Testament stories, and whether they’d do  7 years of labor for their bride. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hairetics 💇‍♂️®️: “Where bad theologians get a good cut.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire...

John and Jonnie discuss the role of satirical content in social change, and lament those who use a “free speech” defense while committing acts of sedition. Also, an important conversation about Christian Nationalism, the legacy of our President, and the church’s response. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by The Main Stream Media®️ : “Something occur you don’t agree with? Blame us." Discover more C...