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Jonnie invents a new handshake 🤝 for a new era, while John listens for whispers, and tries to hard sell Jonnie on the merits of a national parks documentary 😴. Also, a conversation about hearing God’s voice. This episode is NOT sponsored by Cottage Cheese ™️: “Have we gone bad? Who knows?” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio....

John and Jonnie are back in studio TOGETHER (sort of)! The boys talk about great Moms, Jonnie wonders if a baked potato🥔 is a meal, and John questions his own conspiracy theory acumen 🤓. Then, a discussion on white privilege (from two white guys). Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Coughing In Public™️: “Hold it in if you possibly can." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inqu...

Jonnie hates “Corona Commercials” and does a dramatic reading of what they actually sound like, while John rides the salty-sweet food roller coaster. Jonnie asks John if it’s tougher to preach on the book of Job in the middle of a national emergency. The boys marvel at a friend’s athletic accomplishment, and wonder if the first marathon was R-Rated. Also a conversation on why the Prosperity Gospel...

John wards off a vicious beast using a surprising method, while Jonnie ponders the legality of a certain bumper sticker. Then the boys discuss the spectrum of attitudes about emerging (too early? too late?) from quarantine, and how we should all treat each other. Today's episode is NOT sponsored by Pants™️👖: “Ready for our comeback.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire a...

Jonnie assesses his market value for prerecorded messages to fans in Cameo, while John has Taco Bell for the first time in ages. Then the boys discuss whether the isolation is making dumb ideas trend on social media. Also a conversation about what occurs when our values clash with the party line of our tribe, and why people are more than one thing. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hammocks™️: “...

John’s wife has the wrong idea of what it means to be “low on toilet paper”, while Jonnie discovers the surprising things stores ARE running low on now. Also, a conversation about worry, control, and togetherness in a culture raised to think of ourselves first. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Drapes™️: “We’ve updated our privacy policy.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and in...

Jonnie clears up the real reason behind the toilet paper shortage 🧻, and John cashes in on the crisis with his new book 📖. Then the boys reminisce on the Rapture Panic of 1988. Also, a conversation about saying “I don’t know” when you just don’t know. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Haircuts 💇‍♂️™️: “It’s gonna be awhile. Maybe buy a hat?” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com a...

Jonnie breaks out of his quarantine, and immediately regrets it. Meanwhile John has a life hack to keep him safe while jogging, and the boys ponder other jobs Jonnie could do if comedy doesn’t come back for awhile. Also, a conversation about having confidence in God’s plan (and less confidence in our own) during a crisis. Today episode is NOT sponsored by Restaurants 🍽™️: “Bet you never take us fo...

The boys have no idea how the internet works, and John ponders why he will never be elected to office. Meanwhile, Jonnie is forced to retire one of his jokes, and also offers several ideas for future virus-themed TV shows. Plus, a conversation about Free Will, Doubt, and Trusting God in a tragedy. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by End Tables™️ : “We’ve stood beside you the whole time." Discover...

Jonnie accuses John of being cursed, while John takes his family to Disney and burns his diet to the ground. Jonnie wonders if God has autotune, and looks forward to the memorial slideshow of a certain person. Then, the boys discuss the surreal new realities of the current pandemic (including jerks on social media) and John preaches to an empty room. Today's episode is NOT sponsored by Germaphobes...

The boys survive a twister, and hope we are all overreacting to the Coronavirus 😷.  John tells us what’s REALLY being heard in your worship leader’s earpiece, and Jonnie’s friend is duped by an unoriginal poem. Also, a conversation about cyberbullying and violent prayers.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Swallowed Gum™️: “Seeya in seven years!" Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.co...

John filibusters Comcast, but later relents, while Jonnie gives some movie and music trivia no one asked for 🥊. Then the boys unpack some of their Pentecostal upbringing, and discuss some of the built-in problems with faith-based films. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Checkers™️: “Like Chess, but for dumb people." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising...

The boys welcome in some friends of the podcast to commemorate the Hundredth Episode! John nearly strangles himself trying to be a rockstar, and then gets his wife’s Love Language wayyyyy wrong as a newlywed. Then, Jonnie tries to coach John as a comedian to get him ready for their big fundraiser show at his daughter’s school, and the gang reads some listener reviews! Today’s episode is NOT sponso...

The boys take a deep dive into early 2000’s youth ministry culture, for better and worse. Jonnie has an idea for a (weird) documentary series, and does comedy in a prison, while John tells the tale of an epic Easter production fail. Also a conversation about Men’s Church Conferences, “Biblical Manhood”, and vulnerability. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by The Check Engine Light 💡™️: “It’s proba...

Jonnie thinks everyone is at least secretly fat, and John wonders why certain Biblical names never caught on.  Then the boys lament their lack of dancing skills 💃🏼, and the disappearance of voiceover breaks in 90’s pop songs. Also, a conversation on whether we trust God’s ways vs. our own definition of right and wrong. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Church Coffee Shops ☕️™️: “It’s the only...

The boys rant unintelligently about daylight savings time and invent a new health disorder. John’s book gets placed in a superstore, while Jonnie has his national TV debut with absolutely zero fanfare. Also, a conversation about fears and neuroses in parenting.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hotcakes 🥞™️:”These things are selling.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inqui...

Jonnie gets confused by a hip-hop phrase, John has a (bad) book title idea, and the boys reminisce about an old purity sermon from their youth ministry days. Plus, a conversation on anxiety and busyness as a false badge of honor. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by LaCriox™️ : “Like club soda, but somehow worse.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising oppor...

On today’s show, John and Jonnie talk about their favorite cheesy movies, football snacks🌭, and make their (incorrect) prediction about the Titans. Then John walks the plank and puts Jonnie in his will, while Jonnie is fascinated by artists who hate their most famous work.  Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Boneless Wings ™️: “Keep telling yourself they’re not just chicken nuggets for grownups....

On today’s show, the boys weigh the pros and cons of going back to school, Jonnie gives (unsolicited) tax tips, John hates small talk, and gets mixed messages from his wife on his 👢. Also, a conversation on the identity crises that a creative person goes through.   Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Autocorrect™️ : “People who don’t believe in us go straight to He’ll.” Discover more Christian po...

The boys talk about parallel thought, Jonnie's battle against Father Time, and going Dutch for lunch. Then John finds hidden treasure in some books (other than the adventure of a great story). Also, a conversation on Traditional vs. Modern Worship. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Cats 🐱™️: “If you own one, you also own a box of poop." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inqu...

John and Jonnie talk about being your own worst critic, and whether standup comedy is portrayed realistically on TV and movies. Then, a conversation on not "playing it safe", creatively, and the importance of staying vulnerable. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Lettuce Wraps 🥬™️: “The worst tacos ever." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportuniti...

Jonnie wonders whether the new Star Wars will ruin his childhood, and John watches Christmas movies with Sadie, but has his thumb on the mute button. Then the boys have a discussion on foul language, and its purported pain-relieving qualities. Also, a conversation on the best Christmas gifts ever. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Nerf  Football ™️: “Totally safe to throw as hard as you can at y...

The boys talk about the one trait all good leaders have, and Jonnie comes up with the perfect Christmas sermon series, & John talks about attractional elements of church, for better or worse. Plus, a frozen car horn ruins Jonnie’s night, and the guys give tips on how NOT to handle a gas fire. Also, a conversation on optimism, and whether a negative person can change their outlook. Today’s episode...

On today’s show, the boys attempt to LIVE stream with mixed results. Jonnie gives up Diet Coke (for 3 weeks) & ribs the tee-totalers 🍷. John almost fights a friend (his odds aren’t good) & has a confusing salad order. Then the boys tell some tales of bug infestation 🐜 & Jonnie defends “letting the dishes soak”. Also, a conversation on Advent and how liturgical traditions are making an impact on...

John contemplates buying another TV 📺 and Jonnie proposes a new invention that might (not) help. Also, John discovers the worst ministry acronym in history, and disgusts Jonnie with his strange shower habits 🚿. Also, the boys reveal details for next week’s interactive Facebook LIVE podcast streaming! Plus, a conversation on humility, accolades, wood, hay, and stubble. Today’s episode is NOT spon...