Swordboys - Cut x Cut

The Swordboys thought that they ended the movie last week, but what’s this? There is another ending to The Beastmaster? We discuss how well it worked, how “Beastmaster” the ending truly is, the rites of tar, the return of Clompy, sweet jumpkicks and sexy villains. And what would the podcast be without a classic swordfight breakdown between the Beastmaster and Naomi Jun? Heeeeere we Dar! Runtime -...

Is this a crossover?! Hell yeah it is! We're happy to be talking about The Adventures of Robin Hood with Travis Bow from Minute of Thieves. This is PART 2 so head on over to Minute of Thieves to listen to PART 1. Lots of swords and hams and Friars and hats! https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/minuteofthieves

The Swordboys (including special guest Murren Kennedy from Point Break Minute and Cast and the Furious) escape from the kingdom of Aruk in Friar Suck’s cart of unlimited hay! But King Zed leads his followers (no freaks allowed) to be captured again! All hope is lost until the Beastmaster and newest beast Clompy race in to rescue, well, most of them, and defeat the evil Maax as we wrap up yet anoth...

The Swordboys start this cut with the rescue of Kiri from some expendable red priests, but are confused about how their boat works. With some gentle persuasion, Dar agrees to hop in the hay with Kiri...and Tal and Kodo and Podo and Ruh...in the back of Sacco's wagon to infiltrate the pyramid and save King Zed. There they battle red priests, deathguards, deathwarriors and deathsoldiers to escap...

The Swordboys follow Dar to the great matte painting of Aruk, where High Priest Maax is still up to his child-murdering antics after all these years. After Sharak saves the child of a hapless villager, Dar and Ruh run into an ambush. Luckily, Seth and Tal help and our party bands together to save Kiri. In this episode, we talk about voluntary child sacrifice, how great of a god AR really is, creep...

The Swordboys recover from the raid on Emur, as Dar swears vengeance on the Jun horde for the deaths of his adopted dad and faithful furry companion. Dar oils up, grabs his father's SWORD and kapa and immediately lands in a very 80s deathtrap. But he also gains some new friends on his trek - two ferrets, an eagle, and, yup, Dar has a tiger, too! The zoo crew also runs into a skinny-dipping sla...

With Connor MacLeod happily retired to the highlands, the Swordboys flip the channels on their televisions to discover "Hey, Beastmaster's On." They soon are pulled into the kingdom of Aruk, where a baby destined to murder the high priest is saved from sacrifice to the god AR by an Emurite villager. The baby grows into the well-oiled musclebound DAR, who has the power to communicate...

The Swordboys conclude their discussion of Highlander and this cut is one long swordfight! Connor MacLeod and The Kurgan finally face off in the ultimate duel for The Prize! Connor’s head explodes! The Kurgan shows respect for a fellow swordboy! Sean Connery sends one last bit of advice from his bathroom! And Brenda surprises us with a new voice talent! If this is the first time you’ve checked out...

The Swordboys delicately break down a classic 80s love scene before Connor takes his new girlfriend to the zoo. But we learn that love is a distraction as Connor is off his game and Brenda ends up getting the worst tour of New York, New York ever! Mamma mia! Movie Timestamp: 01:32:54 - 01:42:08

The Swordboys discover that one of them is related to a character in this movie! Meanwhile, in the Hall of Records, Brenda discovers that Russell Nash’s past is full of dead babies! Moran sees his retirement looming as he is heckled by a heroic hot dog vendor. And the Kurgan, after bullying Nien Numb, makes the hammer fall on two more Star Wars heroes, before trying out a new disguise on holy grou...

We answer our listeners questions as well as swords in the news! Clang Clang!

The Swordboys applaud Connor MacLeod for somehow managing to get an angry Brenda to invite him over to her place for a homecooked meal, but he messes it up by being just a bit too creepy. But an immortal’s dating life isn’t all that this cut is about. The past is full of Connor’s secrets - saving Rachel from a Nazi named Jack, going blind in Boston Common, and, sadly, watching his bonny Heather di...

The Swordboys plunge into the murky depths of a fish tank as well as a Scottish loch, when Connor’s new friend Ramirez puts him through a montage of underwater cackling, uncooperative stags, and, of course, mountaintop sword training! But, as much as he has prepared Connor, will Ramirez be able to face the Kurgan himself? Movie Timestamp: 40:48-59:11

Grab your lute and hide your loot! The Swordboys are doing a special episode “there can be only one” of - to talk about the new movie “Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves”, better known as DADHAT The Motion Picture! If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t pull out your invisibility amulet yet! We’ve got a spoiler free segment (00:01-15:00) up top before we head into the Underdark! Hold on to you...

The Swordboys are on the case with Brenda (honorary Swordboy) as she runs into a creepy Russell Nash at a bar and ends up in the middle of a duel at a pipe factory! And back in 1536, Connor MacLeod is betrayed by Kate, but his muck and muscle is just the way that his new love likes it! But, as he is rolling with Heather in the heather, he is rudely interrupted by a Spanish peacock and something ca...

The Swordboys step back in time to cheer on Clan MacLeod as they battle the Brendan Frasers in 1536 Scotland. A Dark Knight arrives who, by means of impalement, causes a rift between the MacLeods and Connor’s sweet wife, Kate. Meanwhile, in 1986, a very wet Russell Nash deals with police harassment while Victor Kruger checks in to the Nien Nunb Hotel, where one can get their butt spanked. Movie ti...

The Swordboys (Rick, Robin and Jonathan) begin with one of the best sword movies of the 80s and beyond. 1986's Highlander starring Christopher Lambert, Clancy Brown and the incredible Sean Connery is near and dear to our hearts. We discuss the first 11 minutes of the Director's cut in this episode. We're in Madison Square Garden (kind of) in New York City (kind of) We're going to talk about the mu...

Here they are: the Swordboys. Jonathan. Robin. Rick. Here to discuss the movies that answer one very important question: does it have a sword in it? If it does, you can bet that they will discuss it cut by cut, across multiple episodes, from hilt to tip, sharing their vast expertise in swordsmanship, metallurgy, and swashbuckling. En garde!