Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time

It's a gross out episode! Steve thinks workplace pranks are the coolest and that making someone huke (sp?) is the epitome of physical comedy. Jason probably drank paint thinner and is probably fine now.

Steve tries to ruin Starter jackets for Jason but that's simply not possible, Jason's brother ruined his stuff when it got stolen (or sold them for drug/beer money), and Steve thinks Jason's dad kept the wheels of justice greased for his sons with his plumbing skills.

Jason ruins a pivotal moment in Steve's cultural development by trying to make it sexual (it was not), then Steve ruins Jason's college friendships that were based entirely on pity (they were not) and then they both ruin Chinese culinary implements by discussing whether or not chopsticks fold (they do not).

Steve ruins the Bob's Burgers Movie (SPOILERS, if you think that movie can be spoiled), kids ruin their parents lives when they say the darnedest things, and Jason had Star Wars ruined for him when Lucas' rereleases dared to exist.

Jason's creaky floors spoil his light infidelities and ruin any midnight snacks, Steve nearly murdered a bunkmate while trying to be courteous, and both guys are lucky to have partners who can stand their presence for more than half an hour.

Steve ruined comedy and debate in tandem with his repurposed comedy bits in high school, Jason ruined forensics (not the CSI kind) and the Princess Bride by breaking his girlfriend's foot, and Steve actually saved his classmates from seeing his chubbiness in a bikini by welching on a bet. Call it a win?

Jason ruins farts but also basically life for his partner who is not impressed, the guys imagine a world where mates are won and lost via bird mating dance-like faceoffs, and Steve or Jason ruin the idea of creating your own sport, depending on your love of rules.

Steve believes it's his duty as a loving father to make clearing the crap choking the toilet to death a fun, memorable activity for his kids, while Jason understands that if you don't get real about it, you'll be really sorry. Also, the guys maybe hit on a medical breakthrough regarding age and the shape of the human sphincter.

Jason's partner and daughter conspire to ruin pants for him, Steve ruined life for a drug user just looking to offload some swag, and Jason ruins Steve's spot-on analysis by disagreeing with it.

Jason's 3rd grade fling was over when he ruined it with his state-ist views and bro-friendly material. Steve thought his partner would enjoy a "good" dead baby joke. Ask their spouses, things have not improved.

Steve's friend ruined Harry Potter for someone and got what he deserved. If you tell someone a beating is coming if they cross you, you're not being mean, you're teaching them integrity.

Steve's day (and chili) was ruined when he lost his chili mojo, Jason's chili was ruined when it was consumed before he could say goodbye, and movies can be ruined when the guy who makes the chili cheese fries is late. Don't ever be that guy (or us, really).

Steve ruined a nice, peaceful day on Snake River for pretty much everyone and thinks that blunt-force cranial trauma makes for a good, fun time. Jason ruins everything when he would rather not be on the water, thank you very much.

Steve ruins white trashhood by claiming but not being able to prove it, Jason ruins hot tubs and beers by enjoying them at the ballpark, and both guys agree on the best method to find the rich people at a sporting event.

Steve ruins invisible people sleepwalking into your bed, Jason argues that Ghostbusters 2 ruined ghostbusting for the Ghostbusters, and Steve returns to ruin car rides with his lethally-detestable jokes.

Jason had his night ruined by some invading dogs, Steve ruins the concept of doggy playdates, and both guys ruin polar bears (while also giving them a decent place to live).

Steve tries to ruin Dolly Parton for all of us, but her powers are stronger than that, everyone tried to ruin Elvira for Jason but his body hadn't matured yet, and both guys ruin lewd gestures for homeless roustabouts.

Jason ruins his family's day with stupid ideas and dangerous pratfalls while Steve ruins a girl's decolletage with his bee mind powers.

Jason ruins hills, as he thinks they are only good for dying on. Steve tells a tale of college years gone by, wherein he ruins satire by attempting it, early Internet times with his first pro-Transformers flame war, and possibly his own life, for which he would like 1,000 Bay Bucks. He also probably ruined the Transformers franchise.

Steve and Jason have their race identity ruined by an eight-year-old, Jason ruins the family budget to afford just one more Kirby game and also think osmosis is a valid method of learning a trade.

Sure, a digital doctor is a cool idea until you realize that can't really do anything for you. Jason ruins Steve's pretension by just being a loathsome, hateable human being, while Dr. Steve ruins life for everyone with fluids.

Wordle has hit Steve and his family right in their love sack, while Jason plays along with his kids so long as they do EXACTLY WHAT HE TELLS THEM TO DO. Both guys lament the arrival of Rock Band being just a few years shy of the families they desperately needed to field a band with.

Steve nearly ruined the life of a swimsuit model-turned-professor with his front page news while Jason ruins Clark Kent by suggesting he learn Photoshop. Also, Steve reminisces about his favorite porn shop back in Utah.

Steve's parents ruin love and honesty for him when they fail to relay important family updates to him. Jason wants a chance to ruin Japan before he dies and also avoids ruining Skype calls with his mom by leaving out the chance for bummers. Finally, Jason ruins the podcast by forcing Steve to get back to the Jimmy.

Steve's "uncle" ruins China for him, while China ruins sleep for his baby. Meanwhile, Jason had his sleep ruined by svelte, tight, handsome European boy toys and while he owns a backpack, he has never actually been backpackING.