Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time

Steve has passed on the "get asked by a girl to the school dance in a cute, punny way" duties to his son and he seems to be surpassing him in every regard. It's not emasculating at all! Steve turns a blind eye to the girls and a goat on his porch. It must be fall dance season again! Steve (and Steve alone) is proud of his son for attracting the attention of the hottest girl at their...

Jason's vacation was nearly ruined by power outages. When power goes out, modern society can't handle it! Fighting past powered down electronics panels and deactivated electric fences (wait, what?), Jason and his cohorts took in the sights and smells of the safari park. You really can't tell what animal they're coming from, they all smell equally horrid! Unlike the current U.S. gov...

Jason believes that when Steve's beard is gone... it's never truly gone. It's hirsute hijinks! Jason gave AI a chance and tried to add a simple element to an existing drawing and it failed in shocking, truly terrifying ways. Don't try this at home! Steve thinks Jason needs to try roleplaying with the AI and make it think this next task could be its last. He'd rather not! AI app...

Steve was just waiting for a public bathroom when in walked a lady. Hello, lady! You've just walked into a whole new world you do not want to comprehend! No good deed goes unpunished in the bathroom line, like enjoying a week's worth of buffets and being called out for your gestating food baby! Narc bathroom is best bathroom! Steve's wife is now either terrified to use any public bathr...

Steve took in some stand-up recently and found his daughter's taste in improv rap to be spot on! She's also a sucker for a decent impersonation, as she should be. Also, fart jokes, but who isn't? Jason talks about his love for George Carlin, both the political criticism and the fart jokes. He also acknowledges some scandals with his favorites. It's hard to like anyone these days wi...

Steve and his family took a Lorenzo-Lamas-esque sojourn across Mexican highways and he's never felt more alive. If only he had hair to really enjoy it! Steve found his spirit animal on a horse-riding adventure where he got saddled with the mule that experiences bladder issues. Truly a match made in heaven! Apparently, if you can crash a car, you can crash a horse. Hope you got the insurance!

Jason saw a wrestling show and received his first COVID vaccine in the same small collegiate sports venue. Can't say that everyday! Jason is such a mark for wrestling, he would love to watch Ric Flair and Jake Roberts slowly circle each other for 20 minutes in a high school gymnasium or something. That wouldn't be good for anyone involved! It's still pretty cool to see CM Punk, especia...

If you're in a life-threatening situation that eventually turns out ok, shoot a quick text to Steve so he knows and can confirm it as such. It's a real load off of his mind! Jason actually wants random texts of parts of your bodies, but no, not THAT one. You know the one! Steve will help you bury just about anything or anyone, no questions asked, sight unseen. Use that as needed! The guys...

Steve's son thinks it's weird to fly with bags of rocks and Steve tried to gaslight him into thinking it's a mature rite of passage! Youth are so easily fooled! Jason lets his kids know some of his weirdness, but he's saving the good stuff for his deathbed! They'll be shocked! Like beating up someone your first day in prison, Steve thinks being the first person to throw out wil...

Steve loves watching his kids bloom and grow, but its their hatred for things like road construction that he really cherishes! Jason gets to make jokes about government inadequacies because his father-in-law worked for them! The guys implore you not to belittle those who are Wal-Mart happy; they love their lives and God bless them for it! If you want a sport to follow, you might consider the geeky...

Steve lives for other people's cheap garbage! What he calls "thrift", you and I might say is "useless" and "crap". It's all in the eye of the beholder! Steve's teenage son wants to save him from committing fashion crimes, but is there really anything that bad about a soda brand on a T-shirt? With all the food-related ornaments adorning the Sigler family tr...

Steve operates on the assumption that if you don't fight him, he wins! And he's undefeated! Steve's daughter accidentally became a professional artist! Only forced capitalistic greed could crush it so quickly! Jason took advantage of the streaming tools built-in to modern game systems and found a small audience... then retired that same night! Steve wants to protect his son, but it&#39...

Steve reveals that he won't sing songs from "girl movies." Sounds like he has a lot to unpack with his therapist! (And yes, this podcast is his therapist, sorry.) Not for nothing, but Jason is right that the size of burritos has dangerously ballooned in the past two decades. And they make for terrible leftovers! Thank you, butterscotch pines, for helping Steve convince his impression...

Jason appreciates anyone keeping him awake on the road after his late-night YouTube-a-thons! Steve just wants everyone to be awake for the drowsy crash! Jason fought bad wifi with the tried-and-true "I'm holding my phone up higher and I'm outside so the cell signal is better, right?" method of connecting to the Internet! It was possibly a tiny bit better! Only while staying in a...

Steve is back in Utah! A Utahan relapse? Consult your doctor if it lasts more than five years! If your family is dreading an upcoming move, make them stay in a repugnant Airbnb for a month. They'll be BEGGING for a new place! Steve's family got back at the proprietors of their Airbnb with vengeful deuces in the broken toilet and somehow, Steve missed out!

Jason's family just got back from an all-driving vacation and he's lucky his weary family didn't leave him somewhere in the Midwest! Come and learn why "adult creamery" isn't nearly as crude or vulgar as it sounds! Jukeboxes are just vessels for chicanery and cruel jokes! Jason's niece, like his daughter, is a teenager and generally done with *gestures wildly*. Togeth...

Steve has been trying to get Jason into the sack for years now... the sack of hacky, that is! Probably even weirder than what you were thinking given it's 2026, dude! If he's going to get into it, Jason wants to know which brand is the best. Steve eschews such corporate ideals which just makes Jason more apprehensive about the whole thing! Jason has so many sack-based questions! Preferred...

Steve cares what Jason thinks about his vacation stories! What a fool! Kids love lizards and bears, it's a scientific fact! The more Erskine, the better! Plastic kid's dinosaur toys exist to clack together so parents can crudely explain how they mated! Man Mecca! The guys imagine that threeways are pretty awesome and totally happen sometimes to other people. Jason came across a possible menage nat...

Steve delivered toilet seat covers to everyone who needed them, to fight the man or something! Jason still isn't totally certain how those things work and receives a toot-orial! Jason also thinks he has the sphincteral control and finesse to change the amount of splash he will create at will and we all know that's just not true for any 44-year-old male, let alone HIM! Have YOU seen the aut...

It's the season premiere and Steve is moving... still? Again? Always? Jason prides himself on being reliable which has no bearing on sleeping in and nearly missing his daughter's bus earlier that morning! Steve's wife left the moving van door open and no, he's never let her live it down! MAN STUFF The guys think you don't need a friend or a therapist, you need a new podcast to...

Jason just wanted to check into his hotel but the concierge had other, timeshare-y ideas! Steve has pro tips on how to get out of a timeshare or multi-level marketing conversation! Hope you like being an a-hole! Would you accept anything that came from a man's pants/underwear? There you go, there's another tactic! Jason and his wife once got dinner and a show, where the dinner was bad meat...

Jason sees the signs telling him to get his first ever colonoscopy and knows that they are obviously for him and him alone because he's special! Steve sees money in recorded, podcasted medical procedures and he even has ideas on how to capture the audio! The guys devise a genius method for subtly denoting which household objects may have been affected by casual household nudity! Watch for the...

Steve's wife is always monitoring his long-distance goings-on and he's becoming a paranoid exhibitionist as a result! Jason Donald Ducks it (IYKYK) around his wife on off hours and the routine is wearing thin! This podcast can teach you how to use the Ring's online settings to your advantage! Get away with lots of chicanery and even petty crimes!

Jason and his family escaped their first room together! And it was the bathroom! Jason barely made it! Solving puzzles as a family can be challenging! Luckily, acting like a stationary room is a train car hurtling through time isn't! Jason's daughter got one puzzle before he could and now she won't let it go! Building confidence through another person's inadequacies... she's re...

Steve accidentally got his son into 90's grunge and now he just wants to hang and rock out with him in the 90's! Steve and Jason are so unc about vocaloids! And they're nothing like vtubers, which Jason also doesn't understand! Good thing his kids are into adult contemporary! Jason's son is into Imagine Dragons and no, they don't have any songs that sounds like any of their...