Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time

Steve is back in Utah! A Utahan relapse? Consult your doctor if it lasts more than five years! If your family is dreading an upcoming move, make them stay in a repugnant Airbnb for a month. They'll be BEGGING for a new place! Steve's family got back at the proprietors of their Airbnb with vengeful deuces in the broken toilet and somehow, Steve missed out!

Jason's family just got back from an all-driving vacation and he's lucky his weary family didn't leave him somewhere in the Midwest! Come and learn why "adult creamery" isn't nearly as crude or vulgar as it sounds! Jukeboxes are just vessels for chicanery and cruel jokes! Jason's niece, like his daughter, is a teenager and generally done with *gestures wildly*. Togeth...

Steve has been trying to get Jason into the sack for years now... the sack of hacky, that is! Probably even weirder than what you were thinking given it's 2026, dude! If he's going to get into it, Jason wants to know which brand is the best. Steve eschews such corporate ideals which just makes Jason more apprehensive about the whole thing! Jason has so many sack-based questions! Preferred...

Steve cares what Jason thinks about his vacation stories! What a fool! Kids love lizards and bears, it's a scientific fact! The more Erskine, the better! Plastic kid's dinosaur toys exist to clack together so parents can crudely explain how they mated! Man Mecca! The guys imagine that threeways are pretty awesome and totally happen sometimes to other people. Jason came across a possible menage nat...

Steve delivered toilet seat covers to everyone who needed them, to fight the man or something! Jason still isn't totally certain how those things work and receives a toot-orial! Jason also thinks he has the sphincteral control and finesse to change the amount of splash he will create at will and we all know that's just not true for any 44-year-old male, let alone HIM! Have YOU seen the aut...

It's the season premiere and Steve is moving... still? Again? Always? Jason prides himself on being reliable which has no bearing on sleeping in and nearly missing his daughter's bus earlier that morning! Steve's wife left the moving van door open and no, he's never let her live it down! MAN STUFF The guys think you don't need a friend or a therapist, you need a new podcast to...

Jason just wanted to check into his hotel but the concierge had other, timeshare-y ideas! Steve has pro tips on how to get out of a timeshare or multi-level marketing conversation! Hope you like being an a-hole! Would you accept anything that came from a man's pants/underwear? There you go, there's another tactic! Jason and his wife once got dinner and a show, where the dinner was bad meat...

Jason sees the signs telling him to get his first ever colonoscopy and knows that they are obviously for him and him alone because he's special! Steve sees money in recorded, podcasted medical procedures and he even has ideas on how to capture the audio! The guys devise a genius method for subtly denoting which household objects may have been affected by casual household nudity! Watch for the...

Steve's wife is always monitoring his long-distance goings-on and he's becoming a paranoid exhibitionist as a result! Jason Donald Ducks it (IYKYK) around his wife on off hours and the routine is wearing thin! This podcast can teach you how to use the Ring's online settings to your advantage! Get away with lots of chicanery and even petty crimes!

Jason and his family escaped their first room together! And it was the bathroom! Jason barely made it! Solving puzzles as a family can be challenging! Luckily, acting like a stationary room is a train car hurtling through time isn't! Jason's daughter got one puzzle before he could and now she won't let it go! Building confidence through another person's inadequacies... she's re...

Steve accidentally got his son into 90's grunge and now he just wants to hang and rock out with him in the 90's! Steve and Jason are so unc about vocaloids! And they're nothing like vtubers, which Jason also doesn't understand! Good thing his kids are into adult contemporary! Jason's son is into Imagine Dragons and no, they don't have any songs that sounds like any of their...

Jason's family is off on vacation, time for a check-in with the Siglers! Steve practices "vibe science" (ex: stick your arm out the window to see how fast you're going)! Jason and his wife missed out on the adult bedroom and then whined to each other about it the whole vacation! They're a LOT! Jason procured HUNTR/X meals for the kids and got the evilest of eyes for his troub...

Steve did karate as a youth and learned that spousal abuse is a jokey topic for some adults! Jason experienced a Spartacus moment in middle school basketball practice that didn't go the way anyone thought it would! What's worse: bad nicknames or being called something that is demonstrably not your name?

Steve took his family to a death bridge! Steve also shared his screen during this recording and made Jason feel like it was a business call! One of these things is way worse than the other! Jason's wife doesn't get how podcast comments work and prefers to engage IRL. That's not how it works, he has screamed on multiple occasions! Steve's dad is getting into podcasts! His son's...

Steve feels bad for all of his betta abuse but Jason thinks he's giving the disposable fish friends far too much credit! In case you're curious, no, fishbonin' is not what you think it would be! It's also exactly what you think it would be! Betta fish know their role in the circle of sea life and if they try to subvert that meaning and strive for something more, they are inevitably...

Jason hears more talk about proper peeing techniques and realizes he's still an awkward boy trapped in an awkward man's body! Steve wants to name Jason's body parts! It's also deemed ok if Jason names some of them. The guys realize it can be really fun to name duos and trios of famous people! Try it some time!

Jason wanted to be ever-prepared to cut out of his son's 2nd grade concert as soon as it wrapped and he missed something amazing from his lack of awareness! Steve says once someone has been puked on, the party's over! The guys think that proximity to a tragedy is equivalent to the effect it has on a person. Happened to you? Here comes trauma! Heard about it later? You barely felt a thing!...

Steve enjoys the mostly female fans who turn an innocent team taunt into a menacing, suggestive motion! Tusks up, indeed! Jason has only ever been a part of a racially suggestive cheer and he would much prefer the sexual suggesting that is going on up in the Great Northwest! Steve and Jason are working on the next brilliant idea in their double entendrepreneurship!

Steve chose to eat cookies that weren't his and paid with the obviously-otherworldly lack of flavor in said cookies! Jason broke one of the important commandments (he thinks) when he judged a prior occupant's annual church giving statement! When Jason encounters a Ring or similar doorbell camera, he treats it like a human being to stay out of trouble! Jason ruins the end of The Wrestler fo...

Steve boards the train and quickly assesses who the best passenger will be to co-occupy the space. A family affording him the chance to brush up on his conversational Chinese wins the lottery! Leaping into action, our hero, Steve, bounds from the train just in time to return the family's missing luggage... that isn't theirs in the first place. Jason thinks the old lady who actually owns it...

Jason finds that he has to weigh the consequences when he ticks off his wife, as the remainder of his day hangs in the balance! When it comes to finding the right peanut butter crackers for his son, Jason always gets it right and there's no need for further debate! Steve wants to send Jason a cardboard standee for moral support but Jason just wants to use it in a Home Alone type setup!

Steve flew too close to the cleavage sun and nearly got burned... but it wasn't his fault! Steve's apparent nipple confusion was the talk of the party, and he wasn't the only one flummoxed with the missing protuberance! Once he's on to the Great Beyond, Jason wants a tally of all the times his butt was glimpsed! It's the only ultimate question he wants answered!

Jason and his family took in some late-season festive lights and got a delicious meal as a treat afterwards! Unfortunately, Jason's body treats delicious meals like a protest and refuses to process them correctly! Jason's wife and kids worked together to ensure his evening wasn't an unnecessarily messy one! Teamwork! Jason used his careful dance of the pooping bum fairy to teach his da...

Jason assumes at least 50% of women leave their... massagers out when company is over and Steve doesn't believe he'll ever get to confirm or deny that assumption! Steve will never discuss undergarments with women because he's a Steve... er, Skeve! Jason just wants people to feel comfortable enough to talk about sex with him! Together, the guys come up a brilliant idea for party cards t...

Jason's family loves playing video games together... until Gamer Dad rears his ugly head and butts in! Jason's son's griefing isn't a problem for the rest of the family, which just vexes him even more! Steve just wants his kids to pass the smell test... literally! Jason just needs a swear jar, but for being a total gamer douche! Oh, and the money goes to Steve!