Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time

Jason ruins sex ed when his wife is sex-ed, but is also concerned he's ruined his daughter in an attempt to create a human Pokedex. Meanwhile, Steve worries that Washington state is too smart for him.

To welcome 2022, we're looking back at the various things we ruined in the first year of this fledgling podcast, including lakes with our pee, nudity in the water in general, gymnastics routines (thanks, Jason), dances for handicapped people, nudist resorts, and wearing your kid's clothes. Here's to ruining a brand new year!

Steve ruins the office for Jason by informing him that he is the office mooch. Everyone ruins donuts for Jason by cutting them in half. And Steve and his son have zebras ruined for them because it's truly what they deserve.

Steve and his daughter ruin the lives of some fine American robots for a few laughs. Steve also ruins Jason's reputation by comparing him to Facebook. And Jason ruins his algorithm by daring to buy something off of Instagram.

Jason reveals why his distaste for dumb people has found him few friends while Steve is happy to welcome them, even introducing new sign language to a sometimes divided crowd. Jason then ruins sex for everyone by describing how he gets it (and no, it doesn't involve white supremacy) while Steve ruins his chances of ever being a real somebody.

Steve thinks highly of his role as a volunteer coach, but Jason ruins that perspective for him. Zip ties ruin a feeling of security by clipping off the dangly bits. Both guys ruin one another's names, though Steve comes out all the better for it.

Jason is thrilled that Steve finally got his own tornado, but the experience was less than death-defying and thus. ruined. Both guys are thankful, however, that their families were never forced to raise and then sacrifice their dinners. Stay tuned after the outro to see what Jason really thinks about Steve's dad jokes (hint: they ruin things).

Jason got a cult-like hard sell from a friend of a friend and it almost ruined meatloaf for him. Steve ruined exorcisms by performing one, despite having no training or ability to do so.

Steve attempts to ruin good, sweet sauces for Jason, but the thickest of dripping dips cannot be sullied with his flimsy meddling! Leave it to Steve's friend to do that. Also, does Winger sound like weiner? A Then You Ruined It investigation.

Jason's neighbors ruin Halloween for his sweet, delicate mind and the guys ruin Dracula for anyone who ever had a kink for such things. Oh, and Jason ruins Steve's plans to murder a lot of people (j/k, but he keeps him on the phone for a trace, just in case).

Steve and yet another Dude House (TM) ruined getting Internet put in and Jason ruins that with, just, so many questions.

Both Jason and Steve ruin nudist resorts with so many questions: sure, the resort is nude, but where does the nudity start? The airport? The ride to the resort? Check-in? Is the staff nude? Are they ... strategically nude?  Also, if you start a bucket list just to get nude content on there, you're a pervert and we wish you the best of luck.

Adam Sandler has a new character to try out and it's a real throwback! Also, Jason ruins peeing in the shower AGAIN, this time blaming it on his targeting computer. Finally, Steve disagrees with Jason's stance on nudist bathroom habits and Steve's wife has had enough with these filthy standers.

Steve's family's tent touched butts with another family's tent and now it's weird. Also, Steve's wife might be trying to tell him something about ... kayak size. Finally, Jason once built a tent out of sticks and a sheet, ruining camping for everyone involved.

Steve somehow manages to ruin weird body abominations, home improvement (not the show, Tim Allen did that in recent years), tetanus shots, pergola ownership, and solo meth use, all in one episode.

Steve ruins cool robots with the beginning of the (delivery) robot wars, going down right now in a suburb of Seattle. Jason believes his town ruins walking by taking away sidewalks. 

WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! Steve and Jason's wives ruin things for once and they're more than happy to be the hero for the first time ever. The etymology for a scatalogical flinging phrase is also discussed.

Steve's wife ruins the childhood dream of getting a dog while Steve's mom ruins his life with a simple, solitary, well-intentioned statement.

Chinese families ruin Steve's dinner with heckling, while Steve a teenage date by smoothly thumbing her in the eye. Finally, Steve ruined soccer for one kid who probably loved butt slaps.

Steve's son ruins the gym for 18-year-old girls while Steve ruins his son's pants, causing irreparable, psychological damage. Jason ruined fitness for his daughter by forgetting about it completely.

Jason ruined vacationing, aligning himself with the wrong Medieval Times champion and cooking his family a nice helping of spite before getting Taco Bell for him and him alone. However, after staying in a nearby suburb for nearly a week, he won't stand for Steve's besmirching of the good name of Baltimore.

Steve ruined vacation as his nephew got his butt unplugged and is convinced the mesh they used in his hernia operation is really just chicken wire. Jason ruined his daughter's health by using the wrong thermometer. Yes, that one. Yuck.

Steve's son got beanbagged in the beanbags and Jason wants a full, Zapruder film-like investigation to determine intent, while Jason's son ruins every morning with his surgical strikes on his dad's sensitive area. Also, Steve ruined his school newspaper with his sophomoric games.

Jason ruins fireworks for those who love fireworks, but then Steve encounters a man, nay, a legend who just wants to celebrate independence with a headache-inducing fireworks display, and ruins them again.

Jason has decided to join the rest of the gaming populace (roughly 394% of the population of Earth) in obtaining a PlayStation 5 and ... it's not going well. His suffering is your entertainment as he ruins his family's life in the pursuit of happiness in a ridiculous looking white plastic box.