Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time

Jonathan Coulton ruined a work relationship for Steve (don't worry, it was actually Steve's fault, Jonathan is still fine ... right? Has he been canceled? Oh snap, he got canceled, didn't he?) and Jason ruined college for a gay friend who was just being friendly and awkward.

Steve ruined a bust for Australia's keystone finest, Jason attempted to ruin a pumpkin grower's day, and together the guys recount their respective felonies will being thankful no one actually listens to this podcast.

Steve's wife ruins bald eagles for his family, Steve ruins Twitter for everyone that doesn't gush about birds, and Jason ruins an early No Doubt classic.

Jason ruins the pool for his daughter, but maybe saves the bathroom for Steve and all the rest of us? Steve ruins his son's life with his family's pee jugs and then turns his attention to Jason as he attempts to saddle him with a sex offendership.

Steve's uncle tries to ruin pools and the summer in general for the kids, but they love it all anyways (stupid kids) and Jason ruins the bed with his naked cake-eating ways (not really, but if he wanted to, he could, because HE DESERVES IT).

Steve ruins Idaho (again), time travel, and hooky bobbing (whatever the heck that is) and Jason ruins Sinbad for Kansans and Kansas sympathizers. And yes, Colorado should get over itself.

All squats are ruined with farts, it's just science. Kids emulating their sports heroes typically ruin it for everyone else, Steve ruins sports by offering his son the wrong motivations and Jason's love for gear was satiated by baseball.

Two presidential administrations sent Steve's family food care packages, guess which one ruined Taco Bell beef in the process? Also, Jason's parents ruined a visit by sending ahead their own steaks and Steve's mom ruined her daughter's wedding, the same wedding where Jewish people were unwittingly disrespected. It was pretty epic.

Jason ruined his college career over a stupid parking spot and Steve ruins the Scarlet Letter and a random night for a bored Kansan state patrolman, who believes that idiots from Idaho are like manna from heaven.

Jason ruins painting and the environment while Steve ruins murals featuring ducks and male genitalia.

Jason ruins eating unless the situation is just right and Neil deGrasse Tyson (if he wasn't already marked on your bingo card).

Steve ruins both plates and bowls simultaneously, rats ruin Steve's prized blate (no, that's not a typo), and Steve's dad ruins his chances of having a girlfriend as a youth.

Jason ruins the trip to school with his earbuds that make the kids magically disappear, as well as casual trips to get fast food by forgetting his mask. Steve ruins his wife's love for talking with him and Jason's happy marriage with the promise of a betrothed who loves Taco Bell.

Steve ruins our chances of having a new episode by vacationing with his family, so we present our first clip show! Sophomores ruin their comprehension of the human digestive system, the Bloods and the Crips ruin the woods of Idaho, teens ruin sumo, and adults ruin life for misunderstood youth. It's all very funny, I assure you.

Steve ruins movie night for his daughter, along with otherwise wholesome movies like Ratatouille and The Little Mermaid, while Jason ruins his daughter's chances of ever getting out of bed before morning again.

Steve ruins walking by mirrors for his wife and high school for his abnormally bootylicious crew. Jason ruins musclegazing for his wife and life in general for the pretty girls in high school and college.

Steve ruins a Foods of the World Buffet and his wife forces him to do a Taco Bell walk of shame. Jason had bananas ruined for him while garlic just straight ruins him.

(WARNING: NSFW) Jason ruins The Big Hurt with surprise genitalia mentions and press conferences, probably (don't know, never been). Steve ruins all manner of patties (burger, square, Peppermint) and Big Judd's chances of killing all the college-aged kids in town with heart disease.

Steve ruins driving stick and the dream of having truck dogs while Jason ruins his dad's unconditional love and the end of the podcast.

Jason ruins dental care as his has always been exemplary and that makes Steve want to punch his teeth out. Steve's father-in-law ruined their first trip together when he confused trains with buses.

Jason ruins HeroQuest because he had no friends to play with and thus tried to teach his mom how to play. Steve's kids ruin several things, including "bow-chicka-WOW-WOW", LEGO, and vaginas. Steve also tries to ruin the Beauxbatons girls from Harry Potter, but you can't ruin perfection.

Jason ruins basketball for everyone unfortunate enough to play with him while Steve ruins dance circles for the physically-challenged.

Steve ruins leaving the milk out, TGIF comedies, and TPing a friend's house. Jason doesn't let him get away with it, though.

In this episode, Jason ruins scatting (if that's even possible), the blurred line between clinical nudity and sexy nudity, and walls, while Steve ruins mother-in-laws and his bathroom.

In this festive episode, the guys ruin Santa, Christmas, and pasta. Steve also ruins Jason's audio, probably out of spite.