Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time

Steve's grandma passed away and Jason can't wait to compare her unfiltered comments to pro wrestling. Also, both guys are hoping to live long enough to get their "say whatever you want, you're just old and senile" card. Finally, is there a such thing as a good pervert? The boys file their report.

Steve proves that being a parent of a little leaguer is all about location, location, location when it comes to parking while Jason's brother targeted his junk via baseball and executed a near-hit. Jason also believes the pitcher has one job and that's it and the guys agree that, when it comes to property damage, kids only have the worst ideas on how to fix it.

Steve and his family once witnessed a man hitting a Burger King with his car (no, it wasn't THE Burger King) while Jason plans on giving Randy Quaid's son his big break in his next (first) film. Also, who do you think deserves more credit: John Henry or Jason? Leave your comments below!

Jason hunted a teeny lizard in his new house and now wants a medal or something while his lieutenant in the operation was capable, if not skittish and easily discouraged (i.e. his daughter). Also, Steve saved his roommate from a cockroach wearing nothing but a towel and narrowly avoided ruining the moment thanks to the previous night's dining choices. It's a wet and wild one this week!

Jason finally tried peeing in the shower and... it was... a whole thing. He's not sure he likes the person he's becoming. Just listen and enjoy the unraveling.

Steve is far too melodramatic about his nose hairs, but to be fair, it does sound pretty annoying to have that many. However, thanks to a massive fireball that took out all of them, he's literally playing with fire to keep it that way. Meanwhile, Jason has problem with the logistics of the ending to the summer blockbuster movie, Independence Day. Finally, a Chinese custom about sneezing has St...

Jason contradicts the whole "we fall down so we pick ourselves back up" thing but he can't wait to get EXTREME... ly into a nice video game or YouTube video, preferably indoors. Meanwhile, Steve once hit the balls AND the chode at the same time, and that's just not something you ever come back from. Finally, the guys agree that a BM is a bunch of BS. Oh, and make a time travel pl...

Jason ruminates on the idea of firmware for children, and how that would explain them slowing down and failing more often as time goes on. Also, his childlike mindset provides priorities that make no sense to his wife, an adult woman. Finally, easy wins are literally the only lane that Jason traffics in when it comes to preparing a house for sale and his laziness plants the seed for a door-to-door...

Steve saw a man peeing on a bank and that man saw Steve seeing him peeing on a bank, and Jason would be terrified to be caught peeing in public, but if it were a bank, would he become a hero, the leader of a movement? Also, the guys agree that, once you've gone inside, you must find a bathroom or else the social contract is broken. Also, DON'T PEE ON THINGS PEOPLE KISS.

Jason sacrificed $100 a year to get this new house, so don't talk to him about sacrifice. Also, PayPal purchases for a new house are dangerous, both financially and for Jason's heart health. Finally, Steve assumed the charge on his card with a hat... until it wasn't. Our new real-life mystery podcast begins here! (And is solved in the same episode, sorry about the pacing issue.)

Ever seen something cool come out of a time capsule? Get why we think they're pointless? Also, Jason's hoop dreams were ruined when his pumpable shoes did nothing to lift either his spirits or his skill and Steve's class ruined a time capsule by putting it off then just shoving some trash in just before burial. Finally, did you know kids could ruin Rambo (RAMBO!) by describing it to ea...

All you singles and those without children, enjoy this episode and your jet skis, because we're talking about parenting! Jason would rather not hear about Steve's butt hair and would love to stop ruining his daughter's need for privacy if she would just stop casually hiding all the time. Jason's first on-the-job sex education involved very obvious, incriminating, painful hickeys an...

Mrs. Shinney tries to ruin crabbing because they're not enough, she needs MORE. Steve ruins crabbing with a bit of strain combined with some sand lodged in places convincing him he soiled himself. And Jason ruins clams by insisting they're always fried and he's quite alright with that, thank you very much. Also, yes, geoduck sounds like a Pokemon, and yes, you should totally Google it.

Too much electronic juice on the eyeballs ruins life for both Jason and Steve's kids. Also, Jason's kids are bad at lying and that's... a bad thing? Finally, one of the stupidest things Steve has ever said was, "Tonight, I can't play Zelda, because I'm working on my screenplay."

Steve can't replace his wife, so he decides his phone will have to do and he's also taking pictures of... things in the bathroom? Don't worry, we talk about that as well as his position on Street Fighter sex appeal and whether or not the fandom should require hand checks. Finally, Jason questions Steve's impersonations of problematic celebrities.

Father and son of the Shinney tribe went through existential crises recently, but Jason finally had a Double Down so guess what they spend their time talking about? Also, Steve points out that eating anything family-style in a car is an original recipe for a disaster.

The guys agree that makin' married whoopie takes commitment and planning. Jason says it's all too taboo, but Steve thinks he shares TMI. Steve also knew ahead of everyone else that Forrest Gump wasn't that great so he skipped it while his daughter tries to inform people about the illuminati through 50-year-old dance trends. It's an eye-opening episode!

Jason wants to impulse buy a house, but luckily there are adults in the room and Steve thinks he should just pull into the drive thru and order his McMansion. Steve is also set on making his family into ghosts because they'd be so much easier to deal with, so maybe don't trust his advice.

Steve attempted the easiest of climbs and failed with a flatulent panache and Jason's children's minister pointed out that everyone farts, which led to everyone farting. Also, Jason and his buddy ruined yoga class with their relaxed farts (but they also know that everyone else was doing it, too).

Jason got this show censored on TikTok and it was actually totally Steve's fault (for an actually dumb reason) and Steve got censored in high school for lazy wordplay. Also, the guys remember when Jason ruined an aspiring cartoonist's life with his criticism and found his life's calling in the process.

Steve thinks a minotaur got hit by a car in Florida and Jason has a hard time convincing him otherwise, while Jason thinks a Narnia-like portal in Florida is what causes all the craziness and... ya know, Florida things. Also, is it possible that Jason's boring Kansan upbringing ruins witnessing anything fantastical in this world? And finally, Steve's wife ruined The Lone Ranger for Steve by failin...

Steve ruins stick shifts by thinking that knowledge is like bike riding while Jason spent his Thursday nights in college surrounded by local pizza and SmackDown. Steve's buddy's dad ruined the sounds of a car engine for all of us and the guys remember a time when a bad internet connection could ruin a relationship.

Steve ruined showering for his buddies by leaving body hairs on the communal soap and Jason ruins poofs for men by refusing to use their proper name. Finally, Steve ruins skin care by jumping straight to a pumice stone for his entire body.

Jason ruined his wife's Zoom call and he was NOT happy about it, but things got better later when she brought it up again. Steve ruins this very podcast, the one about ruining things, by actually having a really good idea for a relationship app about sleeping it off.

Steve tried to ruin porn for his son by talking with him about it, and then he and his wife conspired to cover up the tasteful nudes on their cruise ship. It's shameful, really. Meanwhile, Jason's parents ruined wildlife by only letting him have the green box, and he ruins podcast PR but having literally no interest in his own podcasts. WOOOOOOOO!