Spoil Me

Thank you very much to Rachel for commissioning this episode! Oh lord, y'all, I just don't know what the fuck to do about this season. We've got the feminazis out here faking rapes and then in turn raping frat boys, and I am honestly baffled at whomever made the calls on how this plot was going to run. Whose idea was this? Meanwhile there's a whole thing with Veronica and Logan, and it seems like...

Thank you very much to Stacie for commissioning this episode! I FUCKING KNEW IT. I knew this bitch was bad news! Can I gloat some more? Can I turn my smugness up to 11? But seriously tho, this episode was really disturbing to watch at this point in history. I can't get over how optimistic we all are in fiction regarding how our country would handle an outbreak of a virus. This was just...man, this...

Thank you very much to Kyle for commissioning this episode! There are no more episodes of this book commissioned yet so I'm not sure what I'm in for, but this was a helluva first section. This book is apparently link to the Warhammer game, which I didn't know was even a thing but that's actually a pretty cool idea. It makes me very curious about what other books are in the series and if they all h...

Thank you to Laura for commissioning this episode! So. That was a helluva finale. I don't know what to think. I know that there's another whole season coming, and that Eve can't really actually be dead like she seems to be, but where do we go from here? Is this going to go back to Eve VS Vilanelle like in the first season, but without any sense of affection between them? What about Constantine, is...

Thank you so much to Devin for commissioning this episode! Sorry this is going up so late, but thank you again to Devin for working with me when I had to reschedule due to traveling for Owen's grandmother's funeral. This series of chapters leaves me in such suspense and I'm absolutely dying to know what happens next. When I tell you that the hair on my arms stood up during THAT scene with Nita and...

Thank you so much to Tonje for commissioning this episode! This was a hell of a ride, in that we're gearing up to something huge and you can practically hear the clickclickclick of the rollercoaster cresting the top of the hill. Niko finally leaves Eve, and honestly it's really so sketchy to me that he is staying with the woman who is in love with him. Niko, wyd. Meanwhile, Eve is coping with the...

Thank you very much to the anonymous benefactor who commissioned me and RoShawn to cover this episode! Lord, Red Dwarf is the goofiest show I've ever seen and it's so good. I love everything about it: the cheap sets, the almost non-existent effects, the over-the-top characters, and the technology with an attitude problem. And of course, it goes without saying, I love Cat. I hope so much that you e...

Thank you very much to Martin for commissioning this episode! These chapters are when we get to see what the Abbess's plan was really all about. Indeed, we get to find out that she had a plan to begin with, which I was beginning to doubt. And while this works out in its initial stages, it becomes increasingly clear that she maybe underestimated Sherzal's bloodthirstiness and her willingness to tak...

Thank you to Andrea for commissioning this episode! Yoooooo so shit has really gone left with Eve and Niko, and I have some mixed feelings about it. Overall, I feel ready for Niko to no longer be a major factor in Eve's story, and I feel like this is the best possible outcome for him because he's at least still alive. However, I'm not sure about having some random out there knowing as much as he d...

Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! This episode is super compelling to me because it focuses on just the sort of boring shit that will probably be the exact thing that ends the world because none of us wanna pay attention to such an unsexy risk. We get to see what happens when a major player doesn't cooperate, and what happens is that one of the team winds up taking their place w...

I'm so sorry I posted out of order! I'm planning to backdate this episode so that they show up correctly in the stream, but thank you to Raven for bringing the missing episode to my attention. This episode is the one in which Eve begins to stray a little bit more to the Dark Side. There are some discussions about what constitutes a psychopath, and she seems to display some behaviors that MAY indic...

Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! Alright kids, I'm not at all sure that I have a good grasp on what's happening, but I will say that this episode marks the very first time that I was cheering for Bartoz. I'm getting very annoyed with Jonas and I needed someone to call him out. Meanwhile there's the whole thing with Charlotte, which I'm super duper curious about. I think she's t...

Thank you ever so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! This is definitely one of the more gruesome episodes so far as the site of four murders is uncovered by construction workers. These are all members of the same team, and there was one person who was also on the team who is still missing...this turns out to be Jacob, and the poor guy isn't long for this world. I loved seeing McClaren...

Thank you to Anna for commissioning this episode! The main thing that concerns me, of course, is how close Veronica came to having her head shaved. I'm not sure if this was the actual rapist or some kind of copycat who is trying to send a message, but either way I don't care for it. There's just been some highly suspect stuff this season, and it's hard for me to get past whatever the show is tryin...

Thank you very much to Ashleigh for commissioning this episode! I'm so happy with the way things go in this section of chapters because we finally have Lilia making a smart decision and going off with Anyi. I really can't imagine what's going to happen when she is introduced to Sonea, but I'm hoping that Sonea will attempt to use her to trap Skellin. Meanwhile, Lorkin is just going to have to wait...

Thank you again to Ashley for commissioning this episode! Okay, look, I like you Lilia. I really do, even though you're kind of a bozo. And it's no mean feat to get me to like a character who is this much of a dope. But damn, honey, you're going to need to WAKE THE HELL UP. I mean....damn! How many people are going to turn you into their little puppet? And Lorkin...buddy, I have no advice for you....

Thank you to Agnes for commissioning this episode! So this was kind of an intense episode, and I mean that in both a positive and a negative way. In the positive column, we've got Keith and Harmony, a pairing which is perhaps ill-advised on their parts but still compelling and crackling with chemistry. And honestly, I get why Veronica disapproves but like....GET IT, KEITH! In the negative column,...

Thank you to Ashleigh for commissioning this episode! In these chapters, we get to see Naki be duplicitous fucking bitch and I for one am so ready for Lilia to wake up and smell the fucking Raka already. This trifling con-artist needs to go DOWN and I'm so ready to see it happen. Meanwhile, Lorkin is navigating the waters in the infirmary, trying to figure out how he can use his healing magic to k...

Thank you to Melanie for commissioning this episode! So this is one of the weirder chapter sections so far in this series, but i'm a big fan of seeing the alien beings this lady comes up with. Oh, and by the way, Nita finally has told Kit what's going on, and I'm so relieved! I was starting to wonder if they were just going to be doing their own things for the majority of the book and wind up conn...

Thank you to Yama for commissioning this episode! These chapters we get to see some of the preliminary efforts of Nita's forays into the test worlds, and it's a pretty neat idea altogether. She has to find the kernel of this little pocket universe, and it turns out that in his little playground, Kit ALSO is finding universe kernels. Which he apparently popped in his pocket and took home? It's real...

Thank you to Yama for commissioning this episode! So this is the one where we see the immediate fallout of the disaster that strikes Winden, and everything is a confused mess afterward the way it would be after any natural disaster. People are searching for the bodies of their loved ones, other people are showing up to guard the child version of their future spouse...you know, the usual. And Marth...

Thank you ever so much to Ashleigh for commissioning this episode! In these chapters, we get the whole picture of what the fuck Naki was planning, and yet despite the fact that it's pretty clear to us (the reader), poor Lilia hasn't a clue because she's so blinded by love and it. is. TRAGIC. Honestly, I really can't wait to watch Naki get what's coming to her, because fuck that bitch. Forreal. Tha...

Thank you very much to Yama for commissioning this episode! These chapters are mostly focused on Nita trying to figure out the best way to help her mom, and as of this point she still hasn't told Kit what's going on. It's understandable, because she's got this power at the tips of her fingers, that she would think this is something doable, but I figured that if it were as easy as all that there'd...

Thank you so much to Ashleigh for commissioning this episode! In these chapters of The Rogue, I am absolutely dreading where things are heading with Lillia and her new girlfriend. I don't like the involvement with roet, I don't like that there's this path she's being edged down, and overall I'm just really nervous about the whole thing. Meanwhile, there's some really messed up shit happening with...

Thank you again so much to Melanie for commissioning almost this entire series single-handedly, but also for introducing me to this wonderful series. I'm going to miss it so much. In these final episodes (which were apparently aired together as one), we get to see how the fuck you properly end a series. I cannot tell you guys how emotional I got when they're riding away on the bus, and I'm so angr...