Spoil Me

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where our party gets ambushed at an inn, and their ass is pulled out of the fire by somebody that we thought was long dead! Turns out they’re b...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Ana hosts her first service, Bull openly suggests maybe killing the captain, and Melba sulks because her plan was foiled. Wanna ta...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! Oh boy, we’re getting into the next book and immediately handling some business! We’ve got sponsors, kids! Thank you so much for listening and I will see you again so...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode! These super compelling chapters bring back a moment of fate full circle, and we get to see some more practical applications for seeing ghosts. Thank you all so much for...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where I find out that it was indeed Melba who encountered Anna in that last chapter and Anna was in even more danger than she could possibl...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Melanie for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Murderbot takes on a job as a security consultant and has to help some people who seem to REALLY WANT TO DIE to stay alive. Turn...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Melba does something pretty drastic that I kind of wasn't expecting, and Bull has to deal with the consequences of spacing that d...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are wrapping up the first William Oh book, and we find out something VERY SURPRISING about Loth, and then we get a mission to draw us into the next bo...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Rachel Eaton for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which our friend gets a makeover and doesn't really mind it as much as it had expected. Then it realizes that even though this dis...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Anna goes to a cocktail reception with some really insufferable people, and someone tries to light themselves on fire. Then we ha...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones where we run into a whole crew of other creatures that are trying to loot the same abandoned/dead city as our friends. We also get to see...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are where Cazaril finally gets on the road to both brings the news of Teidez's death to Valenda and also to head on towards the dreamy prince that will...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which we move up to a new floor in which a lot of things are on fire or lava, and then it turns out that's the least of our worries! S...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Rachel for commissioning this episode! It's time for the next book, and we're getting Murderbot setting out on a new adventure to find out exactly what happened when it killed all those people that one time...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Will and Loth strike out on their own and leave Steve behind, but they don't actually remove him from the party because turns ou...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode!  These chapters see our crew dealing with the fallout of Tiedez's rampage in the menagerie, although nobody is dealing with more of a fallout, in the end, than Tiedez hi...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones where Steve, the newest member of the party, seems to die almost immediately of a broken neck. Turns out, HE'S ALIVE! And he has a really...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode!  In these chapters, Bull is dealing with some budget constraints that make the Behemoth basically one space battle away from crumpling like a tin can, and finds out ther...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Teidez gets some bad advice from a bad man WHO IS ALREADY DEAD and this dumdum still does what the dead man told him to do. Thankfu...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Will has a REALLY weird encounter with a being that seems to be working under the authority of someone who is functioning...outsid...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to The Great and Secret Knowledge: A Speculative Fiction Podcast for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which me meet "Melba", AKA Clarissa Mao, sister of Juliette Mao. She's on the wa...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones where Cazaril realizes that at the time of Dondo's death, he can actually hear Dondo's voice screaming from his INSIDES! Also, there are g...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These are the chapters where our Will and Loth are put to the test on the second floor, going up against some very unpleasant camels, and some even more unpleasant h...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones where we get to see the aftermath of Will finishing his very first quest. He gets a bunch of gold, he gets some good loot, he creates a p...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones where we find out just what (likely) happened with this attempt at death magic that Cazaril made, and while he KINDA gets what he wanted,...