Sorry We Love Football

Happy Juneteenth! The Sorry We Love Football summer stack series returns to dip beaks into the dry desert of NFL content. Danny, Hartigan, and Jamel cover Shedeur Sanders’ need for speed, KC Wolf’s retirement, Adrian Peterson’s poker fight, sourdough pizza, the Giants QB room, the current state of the WNBA, why soccer is so popular, Danny’s remaining fantasy bitterness, and all the news we missed...

Happy Friday the 13th! The Spooky We Love Football summer stack series is back to quench your thirst for NFL content. Hartigan and Jamel cover Aaron Rodgers’ last ride in Pittsburgh, Antonio Brown’s attempted murder charge, whether or not Mike Tomlin is a good guy or not, Dante Hall X Dez Bryant, Shaq’s favorite NFL team, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since th...

The Sorry We Love Football summer stack series is finally here to help guide you through the hellish-y dry NFL months leading up to the 2025 season! We’re covering Stefon Diggs’ pink cocaine, schedule release quirks, Steakquon Barkley, Jim Irsay, Hard Knocks NFC East, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS a Madonna retrospective, thoughts on t...

The gang is back in studio to recap the 2025 NFL Draft! Hate takes on the Shedeur slide, the lack of tears, prank calls, mock drafts, the NFC North, the Eagles' trip to the White House, the Commanders new stadium, Bill Belichick's girlfriend/manager/escort, new rule changes, Life Surge events, and so much more! Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for m...

The Philadelphia Eagles are World Champions! Danny updates the world on whether or not he got fired to watch the Chiefs, Hartigan glazes the Eagles, and Jamel watches in awe at how insane both of his co-hosts are plus full coverage of the game itself and what it means for both teams going forward, Kendrick's halftime performance, who's to blame for the Chiefs' loss, and so much more it doesn't eve...

Megan Gailey and C.J. Toledano (Co-Captains Podcast) return for the sixth annual SWLF Super Bowl Extravaganza! The gang gets you ready for the big game by hating on everyone glazing the Chiefs, Donald Trump's attendance, media week, the shape of the Vince Lombardi trophy, America rooting for the Eagles, and so much more! Then it's referee pop-quiz, halftime show guessing game, and updated endzone...

America is forced to root for the Eagles once again! The guys recap the Championship Games and all the emotions that came with them. Bills agony, Commanders frustration, Eagles 50 burger, and the Chiefs do it again. It all sets up for a Super Bowl rematch for the ages, two “super teams” face off yet again. As always, the guys also sneak in some politics, life updates, Cowboys hate, and more! Want...

SWLF decided to 3peat on shows this week! Commanders fan Danny Jolles joins to preview the NFC Championship Game, go down the dark rabbit hole of the last 30 years of Football in DC, somehow manage to compliment the Chiefs, entertain the idea of playing in the Super Bowl, and more! Then we do a quick Q&A from our loyal listeners and finally, it's time for our final predictions for both champio...

SWLF simply cannot stop recording playoff podcasts! Bills fan Erin Vail returns to the show to recap the Bills 2024 season, break down how Buffalo can prevent a 3peat, compare Patriots hatred vs. Chiefs hatred, discuss the idea of evil prevailing, ideal Super Bowl match-ups, and more! We also sneak in some Anakin vs. Obi-Wan talk (Commanders vs. Eagles), Taylor Swift, politics, life updates, and m...

Chiefs fan Kyle Ayers returns to the show to herald in a new era of SWLF: BONUS championship round content unlike any that has come before it! But first, we address the burning questions that came out of the divisional round: Can the Commanders miracle season continue this weekend in Philly? Are there any new jokes to be made about Patrick Mahomes penalties? Is Jalen Hurts the worst quarterback of...

Only eight teams remain and three of 'em belong to the biggest haters on the planet! Danny, Hartigan, and Jamel hate on the idea of "playoff darlings", the NFL's constant pandering over the LA fires, Amon-Ra St. Brown's hit-list, playoffs in Vegas, attending games, and more! Next the guys each select their back-up teams: if your squad gets eliminated, who you rolling with? Then we preview and pick...

Eagles fans getting fired from their jobs for their bad behavior can only mean one thing: the playoffs are in full swing! Danny, Hartigan and Jamel break down Wild Card round and address the burning questions entering the Divisional Games: Why are the Texans still around? Is the nation rallying around the Los Angeles Rams? Will the Eagles break America’s hearts? Are the Commanders about to make th...

SWLF has been evacuated! Jamel and Danny (and partially Hartigan) hop on the mics from motel bathrooms and burning down cities to preview and pick all the games from Wild Card Weekend! Surprises, glitches, and insults are aplenty in this abridged edition of Sorry We Love Football. Stay safe out there football fans! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

Happy New Year again! Every Monday we record a bonus show for our Substack and this week we're putting out the full show for free! The SWLF fantasy league ended in the most fucked up way imaginable! Hartigan and Danny break down Week 17 and address the burning questions entering the final week of the season: Should Saquon go for the all-time rushing record? Is Carson Wentz gonna do the right thing...

SWLF is (was) LIVE! Hate takes on meaningless football games, Danny's shitty attitude over losing the SWLF league's fantasy championship, the Saquon rushing record debate, the official death of field goal, Carson Wentz, and more! Next the guys each select their personal MVP from the 2024 season, then we preview and pick all games from the Week 18 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail! S...

Happy New Year! Every Monday we record a bonus show for our Substack and this week we're putting out the full show for free! The SWLF fantasy league ended in dramatic fashion with Danny's team losing in the final minutes...also, Hartigan and Danny break down Week 17 and address the burning questions entering the final week of the season: Should Saquon go for the all-time rushing record? Is Carson...

Sorry, we're back on Zoom! The guys recap their Christmas' then proceed to hate on the NFL on Netflix, the lack of Commanders respect, the extra long halftime during Ravens vs. Texans, the players refusing to eat the football cake, and so much more! Then it's time to pitch Hallmark Christmas movies for the Chiefs, Eagles, and Commanders. Next it's previews and picks for all games from the Week 17...

SWLF is in concussion protocol! Jamel and Danny (the winners of the week) break down Week 16 and address every single burning question they can think of: Does watching Commanders football on Native land enable their success? Are Eagles fans guilty of arrogantly horny posts? Is Kenny Pickett responsible for Bad Newz Kennels? Is Jamel’s happiness going to result in another year of this podcast? Why...

SWLF has cleared the air after a viral sideline outburst! Holiday hot takes on how bad the Chiefs are, why football games are 60 minutes long, working for the NFL, Carson Wentz, Christmas football, and much more. Then the guys get their Siskel and Ebert on and review the new Aaron Rodgers documentary, "Enigma." Next it's previews and picks for all games from the Week 16 slate and finally, as alway...

SWLF goes solo! Jamel holds it down and answers all the burning questions that came out of Week 15: Can we use the J word for the Eagles again? Is Patrick Mahomes faking an injury every season the key to the Chiefs’ success? Why do human beings continue to play fantasy football? What can we expect from the Commanders’ playoff run? Was Danny’s work party amazing simply because it was in the valley?...

SWLF is a cursed podcast! We drop Friday the 13th hate takes on Simpsons football, the New York Football Giants' season coming to a close, fantasy football punishments, Diva WR's, Bill Belichick spurning the NFL, and much more. Then it's game-time! In honor of the Walter Payton Man of the Year, we've created the Aaron Rodgers Worst Person of the Year award and reveal our nominees. Then we preview...

The fantasy football playoffs are here to break our hearts! Is Puka Nacua the best player in the NFL? Should Eagles fans be worried about another collapse? Can the Commanders beat the Spencer Rattler Saints? Are the Chiefs weirdly the most entertaining team in the league? Did Josh Allen clinch the MVP in a loss to the Rams? Why are the Cowboys still allowed to exist? All this plus assassination ta...

SWLF is enjoying the final bye week! We spit out red hot hate takes on December football, the "in the hunt" graphic, the Chiefs slogging their way through another annoying season, Stephen A's list, the 7-sided die deal with the devil, America, and much more. Then it's game-time! Who do we want to deliver a late hit on? Then we preview and pick all games from the Week 14 slate and finally, as alway...

Are the Philadelphia Eagles a juggernaut? Is Jameis Winston the most entertaining quarterback of all-time? Does anybody actually enjoy watching the Chiefs play football? Is the Commanders victory over the Titans a sign of things to come? Should the Niners season be euthanized? Is Josh Allen the MVP favorite? All this plus Thanksgiving stories, fantasy updates, substack Q&A, updated overall sea...

Happy Shanksgiving from Austin Seibert! The guys are feeling the holiday spirit and get thankful for fan stupidity, the Commanders' downfall, free tickets to SoFi Stadium to witness Saquon Barkley's greatness and so much more! Next up it's time to reveal: what's your favorite side dish? Which secondary team are you scooping onto your plate for the rest of the season? The full Week 13 slate is pick...