Sorry We Love Football

SWLF is back to solve the NFL...no seriously, the NFL was solved on this episode via chalkboard Good Will Hunting style. All offseason stories are covered, updates are provided, and the plan for the show up until September plainly laid out. And most importantly, a Russell Wilson retrospective closes out the show in classy fashion. Stay unlimited pony boy. #nfldraft #nflpodcast #comedypodcast See P...

SWLF returns with a very important post-draft message: we wish you would step back from that ledge my friend! Was the 2026 NFL Draft the most yawn inspiring in years? Who won and lost the draft? Is Dianna Russini innocent? Should Pinhead show up outside Northwest Stadium? So many questions so few answers. The guys cover the last few months as quickly as possible so that the main course could...

The Seattle Seahawks are World Champions! Brandon Wardell joins to chat all things Seattle, Super Bowl commercials, and Macklemore. Danny tries his best to make his case that Kansas City is a top 5 city in America, Hartigan doesn't understand Disneyland vs. Disneyworld, and Jamel doesn't think Dunkin Donuts is for black people. PLUS Bad Bunny's historic halftime performance, almost ZERO Patriots t...

Megan Gailey and C.J. Toledano return for the seventh annual SWLF Super Bowl Extravaganza (we accidentally said six on pod)! The gang gets you ready for the big game by hating on animals that pick games, the Death of the Washington Post sports section, the Pro Bowl (again), how damn OLD the Super Bowl is getting, and so much more! Then everybody reveals who they would have selected for the Halftim...

Blake Anderson (This Is Important) returns to the show to help rebrand just about everything about the NFL! Jamel hates that Shedeur Sanders is a Pro Bowler, Danny is sick to his stomach that the Patriots are back in the Big Game in the least patriotic year he can remember, and Blake reveals who America's Team truly is...Next, in the wake of Bill Belichick's HOF snub, the guys call out who else fr...

The Super Bowl matchup is set and SWLF wants no part of it! Should the boys watch the big game 3 Men and a Baby style? Is Sam Darnold going to survive another round? Are the Patriots the worst team to ever make a Super Bowl? Why is Mike McCarthy back in our lives? All these questions AND MORE answered on today’s show… Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball an...

It's the worst final four of all time! The championship round is here and SWLF is absolutely disgusted by the representatives. Danny is sick and tired of pretending that this season means anything at all, Jamel will never fly United Airlines again, and Hartigan is flabbergasted that his big prediction from last year is already kaput. Next the guys reveal which team or player LEAST deserves to have...

The final four is set and it is the most disgusting group of teams we’ve ever seen. The guys are still in New Orleans and have now lost all their money, all their sleep, and all their love of the NFL playoffs. The Iceman melted, Bodacious Bo suffered a career ending injury, Josh Allen became 007, Brock Purdy turned into Brock Turner, and C.J. Stroud was worse than all of them combined. Jersey give...

SWLF took the stage at Sports Drink and proved to be sorrier than ever! Danny thought the Wild Card Round was so good that it was potentially harmful, Hartigan poses a question that football fans often find themselves asking this time of year, and Jamel unleashes an entire rolodex full of hatred. Next the live audience got involved in a game of TRUTH OR DEREK CARR followed by previews and predicti...

It's the best time of the year! The playoffs are here and SWLF has no idea what to make of any of it. Danny prepares himself for how much money he's going going to lose this weekend, Jamel hates what football does to us (men specifically) and Hartigan can't let go of some of the lingering storylines from the regular season. Next the guys select their regular season MVPs (and why is it secretly Tra...

For eighteen teams, the regular season is over. Fourteen teams will now enter the tournament…and only one shall remain. But before all that happens, a whole bunch of stupid shit happened in Week 18 and we’re here to talk about it! Coaches were fired, records were set, seasons were blown, legacies were ruined, and so much more… Like what you hear? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefo...

New Year Same Pod -- Jamel takes over the hosting duties while Hartigan is out to lunch, and Danny makes up for it by bringing enough hatred of football to fill the Grand Canyon. Then it's time to preview and predict the Week 18 slate followed by, as always, YOUR listener mail! Subscribe on substack for bonus episodes and content! https://substack.com/@UC3RBPsP5HCdKBju7qJto5OA See Privacy Policy a...

All SWLF got for Christmas was the worst NFL slate imaginable! Danny goes full grinch on the state of Missouri losing the Chiefs to Kansas, Hartigan begs Dan Quinn to chill the F out, and Jamel is absolutely fed up for the lack of respect being put on Trevor Lawrence's name. Next up it's game time and the guys each brought a special gift to give to a team of their choosing. Then it's time to previ...

OF COURSE Buffalo Bills superfan Erin Vail returns to the show the week the Chiefs are vanquished and Patrick Mahomes goes down with an injury. Coincidence? No such thing...Danny hates literally every single thing that is going on in the world right now, Hartigan didn't love seeing Puka Nacua turn into a livestream villain (or did he?), Jamel cannot stand fans or family members who want the Chiefs...

Elimination Week began with the shocker of the season — Danny’s teams are OUT, both in real life and in fantasy land. What does the future of Kansas City Chiefs football look like? Are the Niners and Eagles on a collision course in the Wild Card Round after both teams had get right games in Week 15? Why does Jamel want the Commanders to win their last three games so badly? Could we have an all Sou...

SWLF is in a down spiral the likes of which have never been documented before on this show! Danny has no idea how to write a "what he hated" segment when the Chiefs are in the midst of a lost season, Hartigan hates that the Eagles magic is lost AND that people are calling for Jalen Hurts to be benched, and Jamel is sick of tinkering with this playoff football playoff lineups. Next up it's game tim...

Dan went to SoFi to meet the Positivity Rabbit so Jamel and Danny held down the Week 14 recap — Their teams may be dead but Old Man Rivers is alive! Jamel’s mad that the Commanders made JJ look like OJ, while Danny had to watch his season eat butt alongside Lena Dunham. On the plus side Shadeur balled out while tanking, Mike McDaniel achieved his goal of going 6-7, and Josh Allen reminded us that...

SWLF proudly talks shit and runs behind the O-line! Today's show is a return to pure hatred as Danny goes in on Stephen A. Smith and sports media constantly punching down, Hartigan can't believe who he thinks should win Coach of the Year, and Jamel has finally lost his faith and declares that there are no such thing as the football Gods. Next up it's game time and the guys each name three things t...

December Football is here and shit is about to get REAL. The guys got together at Danny’s apartment to somberly recap all things Week 13 — Jamel watched Law & Order instead of the Commanders Sunday Night loss, Danny made the meal of his life to stave of Chiefs pain, and Hartigan thinks the Eagles were dressed for their own funeral on Black Friday. Brock Purdy is BACK (again), Bryce Young went...

Squanto's big day is finally here and so is a big ol' heaping of pigskin! This week on the program the guys are thankful for so much: Hartigan appreciates Shedeur Sanders and the entertainment value of Liberal Football, Jamel officially joins the Ramily, and Danny is eternally grateful to finally be able to watch games while at work. Next on the menu the question must be asked: what is the juicies...

There will be blood on SWLF this week! Danny hates that he is Jamel now (in absolute football Hell) and threatens to quit the show if the Chiefs don't win this weekend, conservative football analyst Jamel Johnson is disgusted at how liberal NFL coaches have become, and Hartigan can't decide whether he should raise his kid as a Philly fan out of fear that he will have already missed the golden age...

Week 11 saw the end of Michael Penis, Dillon Gabriel, Justin Fields, and perhaps the Chiefs Dynasty. The Eagles beat the Lions in another slog, Jamel blames the Commanders’ loss in Madrid on the coaches, and Danny is so distraught he couldn’t be on this episode. Bryce Young went Hero Mode (again), the Bears have taken over the NFC North, Unc Bowl 2 was a dud, Brock Purdy is BACK, the Rams outlaste...

SWLF can predict the future -- just you wait and see! The NFL heads to Spain for the first time ever and Danny hates that as a show, we're consistently a shade early on breaking news, Hartigan is disgusted by the amount of access we have to A.J. Brown's inner thoughts, and just when you thought Jamel's Commanders fandom couldn't get any worse -- it does -- bigly! Next the guys put their billionair...

Week 10 is over and multiple veggie burgers were served! The Eagles beat the Packers in a slog, Danny enjoyed his bye week (despite the Broncos and Chargers teams winning), Donald Trump got booed at the Commanders game, Brian Daboll got fired, Daniel Jones got bloody in Berlin, the Bills no showed in Miami, the Jets are officially on a winning streak, the Patriots are real, Rodgers no showed SNF,...

A blue wave has truck sticked SWLF! Danny loathes the Chiefs bye week (as usual), Jamel hates that he can only partially see the future, and Hartigan is uneasy about how easy the Eagles season has been so far (from a fan's perspective). Next it's time for midseason report cards! Does Jalen Hurts get an A or an F? How about Dan Quinn or Aaron Rodgers? What grade would you give the backup QB commerc...