Sorry We Love Football

Week 9 was one for the record books, hatred wise, and Danny, Jamel and special guest Comedian Cassidy Henehan are here to drop bombs on shit city! Jamel calmly talks through the Jayden Daniels injury, Danny cooly reacts to another Chiefs loss, and Cassidy candidly spills the beans on some of the wildest Sean Payton stories ever told. Daniel Jones finally fucks up, Lamar is BACK, Brisket cooked in...

Happy HerbertWeen from your friends at SWLF! Danny flames all those who have fucked him so far this season (hint: nobody on the Chiefs), Jamel hates that he's the last football conservative left on planet Earth, and Hartigan is fed up with the dated reputation that comes with being an Eagles fan. Next the guys each reveal what they find to be the SCARIEST thing about the NFL (hint: it's NOT Charli...

Week 8 is over and the SWLF Boys are here to HATE on (most) everything that happened. Hartigan brags about Jets Island and Jalen “Mr. Perfect” Hurts, Danny flexes via Kansas City dominance, and Jamel is so distraught he’s thinking about joining ICE. Carson Wentz and Tyreek Hill might retire, the Falcons fart in our faces yet again, the Cowboys no show in Denver, Jordan Love took over Aaron Rodgers...

It's officially spooky szn on SWLF! Danny gets freaky and changes his ways re: his Chiefs fandom, Jamel cannot stop feeling haunted by the Commanders, and Hartigan's spirit finds hope in the least likely of places: Jets fans. Next the show is blessed with a visit from Mr. Cleo, who predicts what will definitively happen the rest of this NFL season. Then it's time to preview and predict the We...

Week 7 is over and the SWLF Boys are here to HATE on (most) everything that happened. Jalen Hurts was perfect, Kansas City was dominant, DC no showed in the Big D, a Giant meltdown occurred in Denver, the Unc Bowl lived up to the hype, and the Monday Night Football results are IN…things wrap up a look at the Fantasy Scoreboard and some Discord questions. Like what you hear? Head on over to https:/...

Does the season feel like it's going by too fast or is it just us? Danny says college is for suckers based on recent academic studies re: referee bias against the Chiefs, Hartigan hated that we're all essentially ISIS members as football fans, and Jamel hated that the NFL Groundhog Day'd the Commanders game. Next, now that it's FIRING SZN across the league, the guys each select a football personal...

Week 6 had Jamel in shambles, Danny back at .500, and Hartigan too ashamed to join the Substack show. The guys cover Moody Mondays, the Moody Blues, and Mood Swings that came with madness of this Godforsaken league. Why did the Commanders and Bears play the exact same game from last season? How are the Colts the 1 seed in the AFC? Are the New York Giants actually frisky? When did Dan Campbell lose...

If you're looking for brotherly love this week's show is NOT for you! Danny hates living life under .500, Jamel bemoans the fact that he missed out on the chance to see a Commanders win at SoFi Stadium, and Hartigan made a deal with the devil to watch the Eagles in Spain. Next, the guys reach across the aisle to strike a deal with a team they hate, government shutdown style. Then it's time to prev...

Week 5 is final and somehow only Jamel is happy. Hartigan calls in from a ballroom in Barcelona to apologize for missing shows, Danny’s (now dead) optimism is captured moments before Chiefs Jags kicked off on Monday night, and Jamel can’t name a single Bad Bunny song. Have we all lost our minds only five weeks into this season? The answer may shock you…we forget to take a look at the Fantasy Score...

It's the week of the backups! Danny and Jamel deliver a performance for the ages hating on the Super Bowl Hangover Chiefs, road games, soulless Dan Quinn, the National Anthem, and much more! Next Danny and Jamel reveal their Quarter Season MVPs (hint: it's NOT Jalen Hurts). Then the guys preview and predict the Week 5 slate followed by, as always, YOUR listener mail! Subscribe on substack for bonu...

The Week 4 results are FINAL and on the menu was a few Forty Burgers nobody’s allowed to eat! Join Hartigan and Jamel at Bob & Edith’s 24 Hour Diner in Virginia as they break down what they hated about chasing points in fantasy football, the return of Perc Aaron Rodgers, Bryce Young’s quest to go 14-3, Chip Kelly, Giants football joining the White Civil Rights movement, soulless Dan Quinn, AJ...

Week 4 is here and SWLF’s collective rage cannot be contained! Danny belittles the “hot take” culture that our national sports media has become obsessed with, Jamel is sick and tired of watching John Harbaugh coach the Ravens, and Hartigan wants to know why Brontae Purdy gets a free pass. Next the guys each eulogize an NFL player or franchise who they’ve deemed to be officially deceased, followed...

Week 3 is in the books and all three of the SWLF starlets are here to make the worst of it! Jamel provides tales from FedEx Field (Northwest Stadium, if you nasty), Danny celebrated the first Chiefs win of the season while at work, and Hartigan recounts the Eagles comeback that went down at a family outing. Do we understand the league anymore after 3 weeks of action? Did Danny’s glee of the Eagles...

Hartigan rejoins the show only to face a brutal verbal assault from both Danny AND Jamel. Will he finally relent and admit that the tush push is an abomination? What does creating a team culture even mean? The guys then tell tales of Germany and New Orleans followed by a game of Playing God-dell, where we decide if and how long to suspend players for hypothetical scenarios. Next, it's time to prev...

Danny and Jamel wrap up a hard weekend in the big easy with Sports Drink’s very own Andrew Stephens! Is New Orleans the best city to watch football in? Can Danny contain his tush push rage until Thursday’s show? Does Andrew have an offensive impression of Dan?? All of these questions will be answered + we take a look at the Fantasy Scoreboard, Cajun Style. Like what you hear? Head on over to https...

The real epidemic in this country? NFL Players pooping their pants during games. Jamel and Danny share their hate takes on Week 1, how bad the New York Football Giants franchise is, the continued demise of Bryce Young, and much, much more! Next the guys declare who was the most full of shit in Week 1, followed by full previews and predictions of the Week 2 slate, followed by a quick fantasy footba...

Does Danny have a Super Bowl Hangover? Why does Jamel feel bad for Giants fans? Is Hartigan seriously going to blame the Dak Tuah on the Cowboys gunslinger? How can we protect players from getting diarrhea in Brazil? When is the right time to bench Mr. Unlimited (hint: now)? Do we think Aaron Rodgers is back for real for real? Will Danny acknowledge that Bills vs. Ravens was a crazy fun game? All...

We FINALLY made it to the start of the season and we can't help but wonder: Is the NFL somehow MORE evil than ever before entering the 2025 Season? How long can Danny continue to be a Super Bowl Hangover denier? Why do Gilbert Arenas and Jay Gruden have a new podcast together? The guys tackle these questions, each coin a brand new term to be used by SWLF Nation throughout the course of the season,...

SWLF is back for it's seventh season! Terry got a deal, Micah got traded, and Danny is MAD AS HELL at Eagles fans, specifically Hartigan. Next, a league wide preview where the guys rank all eight divisions in order of division they LEAST give a fuck about, to their absolute favorite of the year. Then Danny unveils the draft order in both fantasy leagues and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!...

Au Revoir, Summer Stack! As Training Camp comes to an end and the Regular Season approaches, we bid the Summer Stack series adieu with a banger of an episode. We cover the mystery drug that’s keeping Jerry Jones alive, the highs and lows of Week 1 of the Preseason, the Travis Kelce GQ shoot, Cam Newton’s rise in the podcast game, the Buffalo Bills season of Hard Knocks, SWLF live in New Orleans Se...

This week’s episode of Sorry We Love Football is holding out for more money! We’re covering the Michah Parsons holdout, the ballroom at the White House, Tyreek Hill potentially hooking up with Jayden Daniels' mom, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS we have a production meeting live on the show, give fantasy league updates, Hall of Fame Game...

This week’s episode of Sorry We Love Football this week is STACKED. We’re covering the Hall of Fame Game, Chiefs/Commanders/Eagles Training Camps, league-wide injury updates, Scary Terry’s continued holdout, how the NFL literally dodged a bullet this week in NYC, the mystery of AJ Brown, Shannon Sharpe being fired from ESPN, Jerry Jones, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we...

The Sorry We Love Football summer stack is back, Jack. We’re covering the potential return of the Redskins, the Browns’ new DUDE Wipes branded helmets, Danny’s refusal to acknowledge Super Bowl LIX, Justin Fields’ injury, the Terry McLaurin holdout, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS a fantasy league updates, the return of Air Bud, and Bria...

The Sorry We Love Football summer stack returns with it’s raciest edition yet. We’re covering the ESPY’s, Quarterback Season 2, Bow-Tie Black, new uniforms, Jayden and JuJu, the return of Fantasy Football, Rashee Rice jail time, Mike Williams’ retirement, SWLF live in New Orleans September 12th, and all the news we missed since the last show PLUS a Saquon Barkley Hollywood story, Jamel gets stuck...

June’s very own Legion of Gloom returns for Summer Stack 4! Danny and Jamel get through the worst part of the NFL calendar by talking about Jamel’s warm-up gig at Fanatics Fest and Tight End University (Taylor’s Version) PLUS moist towelettes, seeing Jayden Daniels in person AGAIN, the Commanders’ legacy of ass, Jamar Chase’s Cincy stint, more thoughts on nuclear war, and so much more… Want to hea...