Sorry We Love Football

SWLF has been demoted to practice squad safety! Hate takes on Cowboys fans in DC, Chiefs concerns, Pennsylvania football, the Steelers special teams coach, Tommy Cutlets, veggie burger rules, and more! Next, in the wake of the NFL ruling it's okay with players doing the Trump dance as an endzone celebration, the guys each create a touchdown dance they think deserves to be considered by the pros. T...

The Kansas City Chiefs finally go down, Jerry World implodes, the Commanders are on a losing streak, Demon Sirianni is 6-0, Josh Allen delivers the play of the season, DangeRuss ends Lamar’s MVP campaign, the 40 burger returns, the Lions are unstoppable, the Texans suck but win, Aaron Rodgers sinks to new levels of ass, the Niners nightmare season continues, Taysom Hill returns, Exciting Whites, a...

SWLF is the clogged toilet of podcasts! Novemblur hate takes on Jayden Daniels' TNF performance, the Denver Broncos, crying towels, Mike Tomlin perfection, locker room snakes, devil magic, and so much more! Next up we ask: which NFL figure do you want to block out of your life forever? Then we preview and pick all games from the Week 11 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail! Subscribe o...

We live in hell and the Dolphins vs. Rams MNF game is proof! We break down the sorcery that is the 2024 Chiefs, Demon Sirianni being 5-0, the Commanders secondary resurrecting DangeRuss, the death of the 40 burger, Josh Allen’s greatest fears, Jared Goff’s fuckery, Chargers defensive dominance, Derrick Henry’s butt, flesh toned uniforms, and so much more! Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over...

SWLF pod couldn't save America! Hate takes on the Democrats resembling Cowboys football, social media clips that are equal to little nibbles of bullshit, Taylor Swift going to prison, Jerome Bettis, the Colts superfan song, and so much more! Next up we ask: who's your midseason MVP? Then we preview and pick all games from the Week 10 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail! Subscribe on s...

Sorry, no playing time for you Carson Wentz! We’re now OFFICIALLY halfway through the 2024 NFL season and it’s finally time to decide who should run the country in time for the Super Bowl! We break down Mahomes’ MVP performance, Demon Sirianni being 4-0, Commanders on cruise control, Lions are not to be fucked with, Dallas is in the toilet, Derek Carr has the funniest day in NFL history, the Fish...

SWLF loves a good bundle-rooski! Halloween hate takes on political ads during football games, enjoying Commanders football, Tom Brady, Anthony Richardson's benching, CJ Stroud's Thursday Night Football performance and so much more! Next up we ask: which horror movie is your favorite team? Then we preview and pick all games from the Week 9 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail! Subscribe...

Hail Maryland! We’re halfway through the 2024 NFL season and Malik Willis, Jameis Winston, and Jacoby Brissett are winning games just as expected! Jayden Daniels pulls a miracle out of his ass, the NFC West is up for grabs, Lamar stumbles in Believeland, New York football remains ass, Demon Sirianni is 3-0, the Chiefs’ boring quest for perfection continues, the Titans get 50 burger’d, Dallas sucks...

It's not too late for Jamel to become Jayden Daniels' stepfather! Hate takes on European countries singing, "Take Me Home, Country Roads", backup quarterback madness, JerryWorld being a zoo, football costumes on Halloween, Demon Sirianni, the trade deadline, the Panthers, and so much more! Next up we ask: which player most deserves to have their jersey burned? Then we preview and pick all games fr...

Week 7 is final and Hartigan + Jamel are here to break it all down! New York football is ass, Russ Wilson is BACK, Jerod Mayo has a soft football team, Demon Sirianni is 2-0, the Niners nightmare season continues. Chiefs undefeated quest continues, Mariota Madness, DeShaun Watson goes down, the Vikings finally lose, and so much more!  Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over to https://subs...

Week 7 is upon us and the league is about to get dangeRUSS once again! Piping hot hate takes on Nick Sirianni, radio face, that one asshole Ravens fan, players doing commercials, Aaron Rodgers, and so much more! Next up we ask: which fanbase is getting their ass kicked the MOST right now? Then we preview and pick all games from the Week 7 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail! Subscribe...

Week 6 is in the books and the refs are still doing everything they can to make football dumb. The Jets and Bills played the most embarrassing Monday Night Football game ever, the Commanders finally lost, Dallas imploded, Flacco remains backo, Nick Sirianni lost his damn mind, and so much more! Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a sub...

It's coach firing szn! Week 6 is here and Jamel is still flirting with loving the Commanders, Danny is enjoying the bye week, and Hartigan says goodbye to baseball and is ready to lock back in to Eagles football. Hate takes on the sports horniness, players not using mouth pieces, Najee Harris, London Games, and more! Next it's time to declare who in the NFL is BACK FROM THE DEAD. Then we preview a...

Week 5 is in the books and the trio is finally back together to try and make sense of it all. Monday Night Football continued the Chiefs’ boring quest for perfection, the Commanders ruined DeShaun Watson’s hope for a happy ending, Elon Musk in Pittsburgh, the Vikings and Texans are class, the Jets and Niners are ass, and everybody else is just smoking grass. Want to hear the whole thing? Head on o...

Comedian and Panthers fan Ryan O’Flanagan steps in for suspended Jamel Johnson to despair over how bad things have gotten in Carolina, dissect Rashee Rice’s mom’s crimes against Chappell Roan, hate on the London games, challenge Aaron Rodgers to step the F up, and respond to hateful comments from the fans! Next we each select which player we expect to become a big boy this week (hint: Justin Field...

Week 4 is in the books and we are trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Hartigan is OUT via suspension, leaving it up to Jamel and Danny to cover the Monday Night Doubleheader, the Chiefs boring quest for perfection, Commanders dominance, concussion protocols, all the dumb new rules in the league this season, and so much more! Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over to https://substac...

The season rolls on and SWLF remains obligated to hate watch every second of it. Jamel is still high on Commanders football, Danny is sick of Chiefs hate, and Hartigan just wants to make it to the Eagles bye with no more injuries. Hate takes on the sports algorithm, Chris Simms in the new Best Buy ad, Diddy parties, Raiders Nation, and so much more. Then we preview and pick all games from the Week...

Week 3 is in the books and shit is getting REAL. We recap the Commanders MNF win and Jayden Daniels’ unreal performance in just his third game in the league PLUS the guys break down a wacky Week 3 including the return of the Red Rifle, the Rams’ big comeback, Saquon saving the Eagles’ season, Cowboys hilarity, Chiefs’ inevitability, Bo Nix being the GOAT, and so so much more! Want to hear the whol...

NFL Network icon Colleen Wolfe joins the show to despair over the Eagles, talk Applebee's commercials, marvel at the Derek Carr renaissance, bemoan player celebrations ruined by penalties, and declare the best comedy and best drama in the NFL so far this season. Then we preview and pick games from the Week 3 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...

Week 2 is in the books and everybody is happy but Hartigan. We recap the Falcons MNF win and the Eagles stupidity plus the guys break down a wild Week 2 including the return of Minshew Mania, the Panthers potentially being the worst team of all time and Bryce Young’s benching, Cowboys arrogance, Derek Carr dominance, NFC West insanity, Sam Darnold’s MVP campaign, Tua’s career, and so so much more!...

It's Friday the 13th and football season is getting spooky! How does Lamar Jackson relate to election denial? Does Pepsi deserve its place as the official soft drink for the NFL? What the hell is the commissioner's exempt list anyway? All these questions and more answered PLUS Week 2 previews, prognostics, and predictions followed by, as always, YOUR listener mail!  Subscribe on substack for...

Week 1 is in the books and the guys are already furious with what they’ve seen. We recap MNF and the meh return of Aaron Rodgers, Jamel’s Giants beef, Danny’s experience watching Chiefs v Ravens in Kansas City, which team needs to hit the panic meter first, Tyreek Hill’s run in with the gestapo, and so so much more! Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefoo...

Is the NFL better or worse than it's ever been entering the 2024 season? What is the appropriate punishment for TV pundits spouting off "hot takes" that turn out to be garbage? Jamel and Hartigan answer these questions, each make one BIG ASS PREDICTION, preview and predict the Week 1 slate and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...

Too hot for main feed bonus content starts HERE! Here's a preview of our first ever bonus episode that covers the beginning of the substack era, complete fantasy draft coverage, and so much more! Want to hear the whole thing? Head on over to https://substack.com/@sorrywelovefootball and become a subscriber for more exclusive content! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California P...

The football season is FINALLY upon us! Red hot hate takes on the new kickoff rules, instagram comments, Brittany Mahomes, working during games, and so much more! Then the guys identify one team from each conference that is guaranteed to have a dumpster fire of a season...and finally, as always, YOUR listener mail! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...