Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton Christopher Reeves ( Superman: The Movie ) special guest stars as Smallville original character Virgil Swann. After unlocking a secret to Krypton's history in the cave, Clark gets a mysterious letter from a "friend" who may know more of Clark's alien origins. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Breaking News: Martha and Clark get sick Martha and Clark come down with the meteor rock flu...that's fatal. Jon is sad because he has to do all the work now, so he fights to find a cure. Lex shows how he's the worst boyfriend. Chloe turns a new pathetic leaf. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Lucas Luthor, the OTHER other L.L. This week the prodigal Luthor son returns, and it's all Lex's fault. Paul Wesley ( The Vampire Diaries ) special guest stars as Lucas Luthor, Lionel's illegitimate son. Lucas ends up stirring up some new trouble in the Luthor household while Clark is on his worst behavior, which isn't helping anyone. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Nicodemus Pt. II: Adrenaline Rush The Kieslich Brothers join us again as our special guests this week to discuss the parasitic "rush" that is coming from the cave. As Pete and Chloe get infected, Clark gets caught between saving his friends and saving his date with Lana. Lex hires a new linguist to begin research on the cave. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Smallville Mysteries: Who Shot Lionel Luthor? Our buddy Jor-Don joins us this week to discuss the attempted murder of Lionel Luthor. With plenty of suspects, Jonathan seems to be the one getting framed for the crime and Clark is determined to find out who the real culprit is, even if that means demanding things from his friends (once again). Don't forget to leave those five stars!

#TheHostageOffice Riddle us this: Lionel makes Lex mad. Martha makes Jon mad because of Lionel. Jon makes Clark sad because of Martha and Lionel. Martha and Lionel get kidnapped because of Lex's revenge plan against Lionel. Who sucks the most? Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Whitney is back and acting kind of like...Tina Greer? Eric Johnson special guest stars as his season one character, Whitney Fordman, with some new brain damage and an addiction to Lana. Clark investigates Whitney's strange behavior. Lex struggles with the walls of his heart with his new lady Dr. Helen Bryce. Lizzy Caplan ( Mean Girls , Hot Tub Time Machine ) also returns for her final appearan...

The Cave has finally arrived and it's here to STAY This week we have new characters, Joseph and Kyla Willowbrook, coming to protest LuthorCorp destroying the local underground cave that holds history of their Native American culture. Clark begins to fall for Kyla as he suspects he may be this "Naman" that she is destined to be with, so obviously Lana gets jealous about it. Don't...

Villain of the Week: Ian "Two-Timing" Randall Jonathan Taylor Thomas ( Home Improvement , Lion King ) guest stars in this episode as the overachieving student, Ian Randall. Clark begins to suspect Ian after he starts dating Lana AND Chloe at the same time. Jon's broken leg is ruining his family. Lex finds himself a new boo. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Stray, Part II: The Return of Ryan James Season 1 character, Ryan James, makes another appearance this week when Clark saves him from illegal experiments at Summerholt. Ryan shows his lack of personal mind-space, Lana gets some more family drama and Lex shows us he's a real comic nerd. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

#AdoptionDrama A lady named Rachel decides to terrorize the town by claiming Clark is her and Lionel's illegitimate child, causing some Kent family secrets to be revealed. Meanwhile, Lana creates some drama of her own and finds the man that could be her biological father. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

New Cheerleader. New Principal. New Grandpapa. This week a cheerleader is sucking the youth out of the students, the new Principal Reynolds gives Clark a hard time, Martha's father visits the Kent farm and Lana investigates her mother's past. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Welcome Sir Byron, the Pirate of Poetry This week Sean Faris (Never Back Down) special guest stars as Smallville's nocturnal kid, Byron. We get to discuss Byron's awesome home-life, how Clark is acting desperate, Lana bragging about her secret admirer and Lionel grabbing a hot new assistant. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Now introducing: RED METEOR ROCK This week Clark gives a nice personality switch due to Smallville High's new class rings. Clark makes his move on Lana, flirts with the new "bad girl" student, calls his parents poor and bullies a blind man. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

What'd you find, Pete? Pete's newfound discovery causes a rift between Clark and puts himself on a collision course with the jittery Dr. Hamilton. Lana is avoiding Nell at home. Lex hates his dad even more now that he's blind. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

IT'S GETTING HOTT IN HEEERRRREE! Welcome to the Sweat Fest. This week a heatwave hits Smallville and fast tracks Clark's puberty stage to develop a new power: HEAT VISION. As he gets his new power under control, Clark has to deal with Lex's new fiancé who seems to have a special ability of her own. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

New season, new personalities, new idiots. Welcome back to Smallville! This is the town that can't be hit by a tornado because the established personalities and logic of everyone goes out the window. Villain of the week: Jon and Roger's "friendship". Don't forget to leave those five stars!

BONUS EPISODE! BEST & WORST MOMENTS. NEW EQUIPMENT. say less. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

The Calm Before The Storm This week we have special guests The Kieslich Brothers to join us for the season finale to talk about their time growing up in Kansas. Other topics include how Whitney sucks again, Clark doesn't deserve Chloe, Pete's date is actually real and Lionel giving us a glimpse of his inner evil. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Welcome to this week's episode of That's So Lana ! Lana, a well renowned Pre-Cog (nods to our Minority Report fans), obtains a temporary ability to see from the eyes of our villain. We've also come to the conclusion that we are Whitney fans and Lana doesn't deserve him. During this episode we see Chloe get kidnapped, Clark ruining the Torch, Pete bragging way too much and a worn ou...

Welcome to the Crush Zone! Adam Brody guest stars as the villain, Justin Gaines, this week at Smallville High. Chloe crushes on Justin, Whitney is crushing Lana, Clark is crushing himself and Kwan crushes a student's body with his car. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Vote 4 Queen Bee! The electoral bug has stung Smallville High School this week as Clark runs for class president. In other news, Chloe investigates killer bees, Lana fights The Beanery and the dumbest reporter attempts to swindle Lex. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Theme of the Week: Old People and the Art of Letting Go Tyler, aka PainKiller, has arrived in Smallville to relieve the elderly of their pain and suffering. While elderly abuse is happening, Clark and Jon break up over a fishing trip, Lex gets audited by his dad, Lana continues to be a bad girlfriend and Whitney would rather shoot hoops than see his dying father. Don't forget to leave those fi...

Ryan the Mind Reader & his Evil Guardians This week Smallville introduces new character Ryan James as he makes his first appearance as the mind-reading orphan that Martha hits with her car. Clark and Chloe decide to investigate Ryan's past while Lex contemplates a job offer from his father. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Jon the Groper & Lana the Wet: Who is turned on more? This week Dr. Hamilton resurrects an extinct flower that makes people horny, angry and go into comas. Clark attempts to contain himself with the new Lana, Lex searches for a cure and Chloe just wants to do a school project. Oh, and Pete sucks! Don't forget to leave those five stars!