Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Father, Dad & Daddy Clark finds out Jor-El is speaking to John through the spaceship key, causing John to act out of character (kind of). Clark investigates the cave with the key, prompting Lionel to quit his suicide attempt (ok?) and to double down on his Clark Kent obsession. Dr. Virgil Swann returns to offer Clark another message, but also to strike a deal with Lionel. Oh, and Lana gets use...

Teen Crisis on Infinite Hotlines While helping Pete at the Teen Crisis Hotline, Clark receives a phone call from Lana in the future who ends up being killed by Adam (LOL). In the present day Lana is fine, but Adam sets himself loose after killing Dr. Teng. Lex begins his relationship with the FBI and Lionel reveals a spicy secret about himself. Ian Somherhalder ( The Vampire Diaries ) returns for...

Now entering: Little Runt! This week Smallville blesses us with possibly the season's worst villain. Garrett Davis is introduced as the little brother to a "rare liver disease" victim. Garrett's older brother ends up dying, but comes back to life the next day. Clark then investigates, deals with John's open-heart surgery and has to stop Garrett from blowing up the hospital (n...

Alicia Baker, regulation hottie (and psycho) A student named Alicia Baker is introduced this week after her and Clark expose their powers to each other during a class field trip. The two begin to crush on each other, but Alicia starts taking things a little too far... Meanwhile, Lana still has not kicked Adam out of The Talon. Sarah Carter ( Falling Skies , The Flash ) guest stars as Smallville or...

Fast & Furious: The Smallville Edition Pete gets caught being part of illegal street racing with new character Jason Dante. With Chloe's help, Lex finally tracks down the doctor behind Adam's "medicine". Ryan Merriman ( Final Destination 3 , Luck of the Irish ) guest stars as Smallville 's original character Jason Dante. Ian Somerhalder ( The Vampire Diaries ) returns as...

That's So Jordan! A new freshman, Jordan Cross, comes to Smallville High with the ability to watch a person's death when they touch him. Jordan meets Clark who ends up preventing someone's death for the first time. As Jordan is freaking people out with his visions, Lana is having to deal with Adam's unusual behavior (which isn't even unusual because he sucks). Joseph Cross ( Ja...

Now entering: Smallville 's Brainwave This week a new villain named Brainwave has the ability to brainwash victims to do her bidding and, in this case, it's to kill Chloe Sullivan. Clark and the rest of the gang, including Adam, all step in to stop the mastermind of these attacks. Missy Peregrym ( Stick It! , Rookie Blue , FBI ) guest stars as Molly Griggs a.k.a DC Comics original characte...

SUPER HEARING HAS ARRIVED! Clark goes blind this week after trying to prevent a jewelry store robbery. While he tries to adjust to his new super-hearing he finds out about Chloe's secret "alliance" with Lionel and gets more info on the robbers, with Pete getting caught in the crossfire. Our friend, Matt the Crazy Conspirator, joins us as a special guest host for this fun episode. Don...

Welcome to Belle Reve! One month has passed since Lex got admitted to Belle Reve Sanitarium. Clark visits Lex, but ends up inspiring past villains inside to use them to break out. Lionel plans to make his son even worse with electroshock therapy. Lana starts her physical therapy and meets a new boy, Adam, with tons of red flags. Ian Somerhalder ( The Vampire Diaries , Lost ) makes his first appea...

The Three Kryptonite Boys! The Two Nerdy Idiots bless the fans with a bonus review episode of the official Smallville canon side story: The Chloe Chronicles. Unanswered questions from prior seasons finally get answered while introducing new characters with a mix of some old ones. For reference check the videos out on YouTube as well as the show's comic book Smallville Issue #8. Don't forge...

R.I.P. Rutger Hauer The infamous Metropolis crime boss Morgan Edge is back and with a new face?! Edge also returns with a spicy confession to put Lionel in jail. Lex is attacked after this confession comes to light, then starts to have a mental breakdown. Clark steps in to help, but actually makes it worse...like always smh. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Magnet Boy. Lil Magneto. Baby Mag. Local student, Seth Nelson, is introduced this week as the carnie kid who gets assaulted with a Krpytonite snow globe and develops magnetic abilities after being put into an MRI machine. Once Seth realizes he can do anything he decides to take advantage of Lana???? Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Smallville episode No. 50! After Lana visits her great-uncle, who is in prison for killing his wife 40 years ago, she tells Clark and inspires him to check the cave for a Kryptonian relic left by his father Jor-El. As Clark is reliving his father's, a.k.a. "Joe", memories from the '60s he starts to see that Lana's great-uncle may have been framed by a Luthor. Don't forget...

Smallville Presents: Perry White, That Drunk Guy An alcoholic and washed out Perry White witnesses Clark's super abilities, then blackmails him to get a news story. Clark begins to understand the importance of the sun and its effects on his body. Lex and Lana try to do everything to get Perry out of town. Michael McKean ( Better Call Saul , This is Spinal Tap ) makes an appearance as DC Comics...

Theme of the week: Freddy Krueger meets Inception We have a very high farm boy by the name of Clark Kent that tries to solve the dream mystery that's blurring his reality. Oh, and Lex is crying to daddy Lionel about seeing a psychiatrist. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Ku Klux Van...? After an unknown shooter prevents Lana's murder at the hands of a meteor-infected classmate, Clark and Chloe find out the shooter is a fellow student with a personal vendetta against meteor freaks. Jesse Metcalfe ( John Tucker Must Die , Desperate Housewives ) special guest stars as Smallville 's original character Van McNulty. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Kal and the Jar of Blood After a brief tussle with Jonathan, Clark returns back home to Smallville only to be tracked down by Metropolis crime boss Morgan Edge. While Clark deals with his consequences, Lionel and Helen are shocked to see that Lex has returned from the grave. Rutger Hauer ( Blade Runner , Sin City ) makes his final appearance as DC Comics original character Morgan Edge. Don't f...

The Summer of Kal Three months have passed by for Smallville without Clark and the city of Metropolis is paying for it. A Metropolis crime boss, Morgan Edge, has found out about "Kal" and his special skills. Meanwhile, the Luthors seem to be having their fair share of drama as Helen appears to be alive and Lex is presumed dead. Rutger Hauer ( Blade Runner , Sin City ) makes his first app...

Capping off this rollercoaster of a season with another award show segment hosted by the usual Two Nerds with returning special guest, Bash, who will be the deciding vote during our ceremony. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Destiny has arrived and Clark is not about it... After a message from his biological father, Jor-El, Clark attempts to avoid the start of his Kryptonian destiny so he can be with Lana. Lex tells Clark he's not having a wedding and then still has a wedding. Lionel creates a duplicate of Clark's spaceship key, except with kryptonite. Chloe finally nominates herself on being Villain of the Se...

THE DAY IS COMING! Clark and Lana officially kiss this week right before Dr. Walden awakes from his coma and hunts down Clark to kill him. Helen Bryce's office gets robbed. Lex hosts the rehearsal dinner for his wedding that Chloe isn't invited to. Lionel begins his own research on the caves. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Smallville's Haunting of Emily Dinsmore This week the story takes its first dive into one of the classic tropes: clones. Lana's past catches up to her after a childhood friend, Emily, appears to have risen from the dead. Neil Flynn ( Scrubs , Mean Girls ) special guest stars as Emily's father, Pete Dinsmore. (just what we needed...another Pete) Don't forget to leave those five star...

Chemistry Camp's MVP: Eric "The Inhaler" Marsh Freak of the week returns for this episode with the introduction of Eric Marsh, played by Zachary Ty Bryan ( Home Improvement , F&F: Tokyo Drift ). Eric commits a LuthorCorp robbery that Clark happens to witness, which brings more trouble to the Kents and also lures Lionel back into town. Meanwhile, Chloe breaks off her friendship wi...

Smallville's Men Ain't Sh*t! This week Clark deals with the consequences of hurting some college kids in front of the new sheriff after they attempted to assault Lana at The Talon. Anson Mount ( Star Trek: Strange New Worlds , Inhumans ) special guest stars as Paul Hayden, the former ex of Helen Bryce, and seems to have a sinister agenda after showing up in Smallville. Don't forget to...

The Two Best Alien Friends Anyone Could Have Smallville High welcomes the new student, Cyrus Krupp, with "open arms" aka bullying. Clark decides to befriend Cyrus after finding out he could be from another planet. Cyrus will soon realize being friends with Clark comes with a death wish, as well as saving Whitney's old horse (thanks Lana). Don't forget to leave those five stars!