Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Clark and Lana play foster parents this week when they find an abandoned baby in the middle of a crater in a field, with no parents to be found. Within the next 12 hours the baby starts to rapidly age out of control, even causing explosions when it occurs. Clark and Lana take the child to Lex to see if they can reverse these effects before anybody gets killed. Meanwhile, Lionel comes back strong w...

Amnesia + Clark Kent? Not a good combo. A new "freak of the week", Kevin Grady, is introduced after robbing The Talon in plain sight. When Clark goes to stop him Kevin wipes out all of his memories on accident. With the help of Lois and Chloe, Clark sets out to find Kevin in order to reverse the effect, but it looks like Kevin may be trying to recover a piece of his memory as well. Meanwhile, Lex...

Brand new special guest host Megan, a.k.a The Nurse, gets into the Smallville spirit with us for our weekly review! Fellow senior, Dawn, makes her introduction as the popular and bossy prom queen candidate who becomes upset that Chloe has been nominated by most of the student body. After getting dumped right before prom, Dawn crashes into the meteor-infested Carlton Gorge which gives her the abili...

LuthorCorp and meteor rocks are back at it again when Lex and Dr. Sinclair (Scare) accidentally create black Kryptonite during a trial run in their experiment. The event causes an explosion and Lex to split into two of himself, with the evil Lex taking the upper hand and causing harm to everyone around him, including his loved ones. Clark and Chloe move as fast as they can to get Lex back to norma...

Another member of the Lane family is thrown into the mix as original DC Comics character Lucy Lane, Lois Lane's sister, makes her first Smallville appearance. Under the disguise of a "I miss you" visit, Lucy abruptly comes to Smallville after getting into financial trouble with a Swiss loan shark. Meanwhile, the air stone is "stolen" and Lana continues to sell herself for Villain of the Season. Pe...

Smallville gives the fans a game show of deciding who the better couple is this week: Lex & Jason OR Lana & Clark. After Jason lies to Lana about what he's doing in China she decides to take the map Lionel gives her and flies out there herself with Clark, who is on his own mission for the stone after receiving a dying message from Dr. Virgil Swann. Soon after beginning their own missions for the s...

Smallville lets the dogs out this week after we get introduced to two brothers, Zack and Josh, that use kryptonite-injected canines for their money heists. After Lois accidentally stumbles upon one of the super-powered dogs she takes it back to the Kent farm where we find out LuthorCorp has been conducting more experiments on animals. While Lois and Clark investigate further to stop the two brothe...

Brand new special guest host, Michael, joins us on this week's episode review to give us his hot take! Smallville has everyone completely forget about Alicia Baker as we slide right back into Clark's stupid college football dream. Geoff Johns, Met U's all-star running back and town native, comes in to help recruit Clark to the school to be the Bulldogs' rookie quarterback. Before he can enjoy his...

R.I.P. Alicia Baker. WE LOVE YOU! After being cured of her mental illness, Alicia Baker is released from Belle Reve and immediately reconnects with Clark to apologize. The two slowly fall in love with each other, but things start to get wild (again). Lana thinks Jason broke up with her because she's not putting out. Lionel makes his return to the Luthor mansion, and Lex isn't buying his ne...

Smallville 's very own fear gas/toxin. Shout out Scarecrow! Time to show what happens when Lex has too much free time on his hands. After Lex and his employees cause a meteor rock experiment to go wrong, the whole town gets exposed to LuthorCorp's version of a "fear gas". One-by-one, starting with Jason, our main characters dive into their worst fears and then, eventually, into a...

Sex. Murder. Smallville. After Lex gets framed for murder he does everything to try to save himself and his reputation. Unfortunately, Clark Kent is an old fashioned gentleman cowboy and doesn't allow for one night stands, so he gets mad at Lex and goes to Lionel for help in the investigation. In other news, Jason's mom pays a visit to Lana after Lana dreams about her in 17th century Franc...

Hocus Pocus: The Smallville Edition Lana gets possessed by her ancestor Countess Isobel Thoreaux through a Kryptonian book, filled with AIDs blood, that she got from eBay (LOL). The Countess brings out her fellow 17th century sister witches through Chloe and Lois, right before Chloe's birthday party, in order to fulfill their ancient quest: obtain the Stones of Power. Meanwhile, Clark is just...

Smallville Presents: Mr. Mxyzptlk, the Gambling Addict A new foreign exchange student, named Mikhail, appears to have the ability to alter someone's luck...and maybe a gambling addiction. After Clark injures another player during the semi-finals, caused by Mikhail, Clark teams up with Chloe to find out what's really going on before everyone thinks he's on steroids and then forced to ca...

Freaky Friday: The Smallville Edition This week Lionel tries to swap bodies with Lex in prison, but ends up accidentally swapping with Clark instead. Now that he's Lionel, Clark has to figure out a way to get his body back and avoid getting beat up at the same time by the aggressive prisoners. Meanwhile, Lionel is ruining Clark's life and relationships one-by-one, except, nobody feels bad...

Smallville Presents: The Scarlet Speedster Clark Kent crosses paths with a kid named Bart Allen, a.k.a. The Flash? Kid Flash? Impulse? WHO KNOWS?! The boys start to get along while also mixing themselves up with Lex, who has just come across a piece of a Russian manuscript with hidden Kryptonian secrets. Also, Jon is really needing a bro to hang with. Oh, and Lana argues with Jason about her tramp...

Love Potion No. 9: The Smallville Edition Smallville does a 180 this week when a skanky student named Mandy, and her psycho cheerleaders, begin mixing the football team's Gatorade with a kryptonite love potion. This starts a lovely list of issues for our C.K.: 1. He's now the new starting quarterback (YES. Jon is sooo jealous!).2. Chloe and Jason both drink the love potion. Guess which one...

Meteor Freak of the Week: Scabby Abby High school drama makes its proper return with a "new" student named Abigail Fine. Senior year has started with a fresh new face for Abby, courtesy of her plastic surgeon of a mother, but comes with some kryptonite side effects: hallucination kisses. Meanwhile, Lois is forced to enroll at Smallville High because she's dumb, Clark tries out for th...

Meteor Freak of the Week: Sharp Knife Boy aka T-1000 Rip-Off We continue right where last week left off as Clark and Lois team up to find Chloe, who they believe is still alive. General Sam Lane shows up to prevent his daughter, Lois, and Clark from exposing the truth behind this conspiracy...only to find out that Lex and the General teamed up to hide Chloe from Lionel's new meteor freak. Oh,...

"I am Kal-El of Krypton. It is time to fulfill my destiny." Special guest host, Bash, returns for the season four premiere! Clark Kent makes his return to Smallville, butt-naked, with all of his memories wiped from his mind. As she drives into town to solve Chloe's death, Lois Lane finds the lost Clark and delivers him to Martha, who attempts to recover her son's memories while J...

Season Awards already? DAMN RIGHT! We're back with a lot of nominations and arguments for round three, so buckle up and enjoy your weekly ride with the Two Nerdy Idiots. New categories and nominations have been brought to you by your usual lovely hosts and even some from our amazing fans. Thank you again! Don't forget to leave those five stars!

That's not your cousin, Clark... The Two Nerdy Idiots have finally reached the end of season three, with our good friend Jesse (half of the Kieslich Bros) joining us again as guest host for this week's review. A mysterious girl, Kara, approaches the Kent family and reveals she is also from Krypton and is on a mission to bring Clark back to Jor-El. To add more to his plate, Clark offers to...

The Return of Emily Dinsmore Smallville treats us to a mid penultimate episode this week as we get the return of Emily Dinsmore, who has now aged six years since we last saw her. Now under the name of "Emma", Emily decides to prevent Lana from leaving to Paris by taking a page out of the kidnapping book. Clark plans to tell Lana his secret (again), Lex works with Chloe to get Lionel arre...

Now entering: Jeremiah Bullfrog! Lots of things this week... Prof. Joseph Willowbrook returns with another Kawatche student (this guy is weird) to meet with Lionel Luthor about an artifact. The student, Jeremiah, steals the "Starblade" from Lionel and grants himself powers similar to Clark's. Jeremiah, believing he's part of a Kawatche prophecy, goes on a mission to kill Lionel....

The Return to Summerholt Smallville gives us some superb content this week as we finally get to the root cause of the twisted and broken Luthor family. At Summerholt, Lex and Dr. Gardner have been working together for weeks to recall Lex's lost memories. When Clark learns about this he decides to tattle to Lionel to get Lex to stop, but Lionel turns the tables on Clark for his own agenda (get...

And the truth will set you free...P S Y C H E! After breaking in the LuthorCorp lab Chloe accidentally gets exposed to an experimental Kryptonite gas that allows her to get the truth from people she talks to, even coming close to finding out Clark's secret. Unbeknownst to Chloe, the exposure has deadly side effects, so Clark tries to find a cure. We also find out Lana has special hidden talent...