Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Our end of season Meteor Freak of the Week episode arrives when Clark just happens to save the wrong person in Metropolis, and his name is Graham Garrett. After befriending Clark to repay him, Graham finds the perfect way to win CK over: kill Lex Luthor. Chloe gets the details and finds out Graham is one of the FBI's most wanted hitmen due to his powers of invisibility. Now that Clark knows his Gr...

This week we get the show's version of "Do you want to play a game?" when a mysterious, foil-masked figure appears to Lionel with a personal vendetta. The Foil Man tests Lionel with life or death challenges, even going as far as involving Martha into the game. When both of them go missing, Clark and Lex decide to put their differences aside to rescue their parents. Don't forget to leave those...

Another orphaned child, another Clark Kent ready to be their dad. This week a little girl named Maddie Van Horn is taken to the Kent house after a freak accident killed her foster mother and Martha's chief of staff. Clark finds out Maddie has the ability to control all things glass, something that her biological father passed on to her. Speaking of, her father is out of prison and hunting down Mad...

We've got a Lana Lang special this week! The topic? Overdose into the afterlife. Lana isn't taking the break-up too well and gets addicted to a Kryptonite drug that lets her visit her dead parents. As Lana slowly becomes a junkie for death, everyone around her gets involved in order to find the ones supplying the drug to her. Meanwhile, Lionel and Martha talk about going to a government event toge...

Things take a magical turn this week after a new girl named Simone gets hired to hypnotize Clark with her gigantic blue necklace. You know what that means...break up with Lana! As Clark is being controlled, Chloe and Lois try to figure out anything to help break him out this spell. Meanwhile, Lex manages to strike a deal with Dr. Milton Fine after finding him in Honduras investigating extraterrest...

After a few weird weeks The Two Nerdy idiots are back with a classic DC character, Cyborg, and his super awesome girlfriend that Lana is obsessed with. A young Victor Stone finds himself resurrected with bionic upgrades after a freak accident "killed" him. As Victor's on the run, Lana hears about his girlfriend and goes on a solo mission to make sure they meet again. Clark is just trying to help V...

The fans asked for it (no they didn't) and we were happy to provide (no we weren't)! The Two Nerdy Idiots bring you another bonus episode this season to review the return of EVERYONE'S FAVORITE "HERO": Andrea Rojas, a.k.a. Angel of Vengeance a.k.a. Acrata a.k.a. The Jack Sparrow of Metropolis. Andrea returns from her last appearance in episode thirteen, Vengeance, to leak a story to Chloe about Le...

Discussions contain topics such as sexual assault, suicide and self-harm. This episode review is NSFW! -Little Mikey Smallville returns with an old trend: Freak of the Week. This time with a little twist: the freak is already dead! Chloe is on the verge of being institutionalized after cutting herself from being possessed by a random dead girl's ghost. Once fully possessed, Chloe goes after the gh...

A new vigilante enters Metropolis and saves Martha from being murdered. Although she looks like a hero she seems to have her own personal agenda for revenge. This "Angel of Vengeance" catches the attention of Clark and Chloe, so Clark decides to team up with her in order to avoid the grief of losing his father. Meanwhile, Lionel starts a new game with Lex in order to get control of his company aga...

The Two Nerdy Idiots gotta do it big this week for Smallville's 100th episode, so we decided to give you full frontal (video)!Clark makes the biggest leap ever by proposing to Lana right after revealing his secret to her at the Fortress of Solitude. Jon and Lex's state senate race comes to a close. A tragic event occurs, taking the life of someone close to Clark. So what does Clark do? Turns back...

Nothing brings secret lovers closer together than a terrible hostile takeover. Two cops bent on revenge against Lex take him hostage at his mansion for information on the crashed Kryptonian ship. Little do they know is that Lex has a really lame panic room and his best partner-in-crime, Lana Lang. Before Clark eventually goes to help, Jon starts to question Lois and all the new campaign money. Don...

What's more Halloween than celebrating with a NSFW review of the most epic campaign rally Smallville has ever seen? Jon gets further into his senate race against Lex and makes a bold strategy change: nominates Lois as his campaign manager. While Jon makes his moves, so does Martha...with Lionel. On Lex's side, Samantha Drake, president of the Students for Lex, devotes herself to Lex's victory by a...

'Tis the season for another holiday-themed episode, but this time? It's Christmas in Smallville and Lex gets the best gift of all: two bullets to the spine. As Lex lays in a coma, awaiting surgery, the ghost of his mother comes to show him his future where he made all the "right choices". While Lex is immersed in his vision, Chloe hires Clark to be Santa Claus for the evening in Metropolis. Don&#3...

This week Martha Kent comes down with some type of Kryptonian illness that is causing her to lose her life, slowly. Clark, now worried, goes to Dr. Fine in order to find a cure. Unfortunately, Dr. Fine starts to show his true colors after giving Clark strange advice... James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season five character Dr. Milton Fine. Don&#...

Welcome to our 100th episode! After a surprise visit to Lana at Met U leads to cutting his finger on silver kryptonite, Clark begins to suffer from hallucinations and paranoia. He proceeds to wreck the truck for the fourth time (lol), distrust everyone around him except Lana (WHY?!) and even punches his mom (nice). Meanwhile, Lana is now an overnight genius that somehow lands a partner deal with L...

New week, new murder. After a dancer gets killed outside a private gentlemen's club Chloe, Lois and Clark investigate in order to find the killer. Concurrently, Senator Jack Jennings comes into town to visit his best friend, Jon, in order to get some help with his new campaign race against Lex Luthor. But Jack's worst problem? He loves strippers a little too much...and one of them just got murdere...

Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, makes a comeback as our special guest host once again! We finally get our first Halloween episode, so you know what that means? BRING US THE VAMPIRES! This week Lana decides to pull a fast one on Clark by enrolling into Met U and one of its well-known sororities: Tri-Psi. Little does Lana know is that the entire sorority, and its president Buffy Sanders, has a bad case of...

This week we become environmental heroes, bro. You know why? Because THE Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman, makes his first-live action appearance as the Florida native who beats Clark to Lois' rescue at Crater Lake. After trying to trash Arthur due to his distrust of him, Clark finds out that Lex is behind a military experiment that is threatening the marine life that Arthur cares about. We also get o...

The Two Nerdy Idiots are back for a special bonus episode review of the failed Aquaman pilot from 2006, created by the Smallville showrunners, starring Justin Hartley (This is Us, Smallville) as Arthur "Orin" Curry. Join us in this deep dive of A.C.'s life in Mercy Reef, his Atlantis origins and how The Bermuda Triangle makes no sense. Lou Diamond Phillips (La Bamba, Stand and Deliver) stars as Ar...

We go nuclear this week after a "decommissioned" missile silo bunker gets activated for launch by Smallville high graduate, Gabriel Duncan. With previous ties to The Torch, Gabriel warns Chloe of the town's inevitable destruction. With his powers still gone and fresh off a bang bang sesh with Lana, Clark teams up with Chloe in order to stop Gabriel from wiping out the town's population. Meanwhile,...

After a breakout at Belle Reve, three convicts head down to Smallville in order find Clark who is their way to get all the Kryptonite juice they could ever need. Unfortunately, Clark doesn't have his powers and will need to do this the old fashioned way: with a brain (Chloe). While this is happening, Lex is trying to find new ways to bug Lana and Chloe about the strange events that have happened i...

The original season premiere special guest host, Sebastian, joins the Two Nerdy Idiots once again to bring in season five of Smallville. In the aftermath of the second meteor shower Clark finds himself in his new fortress with Chloe, a new test from Jor-El and two brand new Kryptonian warriors ready to wreck Smallville even more. After Lana witnesses their power she attempts to trap them, but they...

The Two Nerdy Idiots are back once again to host round four of the season awards! We've got a couple new categories and plenty of nominations, some obvious and some quite shocking. Thank you to all the fans who have continued to participate with us each season. You have made our arguments even better. Now come and enjoy the show! Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Bringing back the original finale guest hosts, The Kieslich Bros, to end our season off just right! Graduation day is finally here and you know what that means: METEOR SHOWER TIME! When a second meteor shower starts to head towards Smallville the military come in to evacuate the city. The cause? Lana killed Genevieve Teague with the air stone! As the meteors rain down Lana tries to get help from L...

Nothing like an unexplained freak of the week for season four's penultimate episode! Brendan Nash, fellow senior student, is introduced as one of the school's "Most Likely To..." who has built his own version of Smallville High in order to keep the high school vibes going forever and ever. After kidnapping a few students using his "wax" powers, including Chloe and Lana, Clark teams up with Lois to...