Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

Ghost Recon meets Predator meets Amazo meets Smallville. Former U.S. special forces soldier, Wes Keenan, returns from the dead as a programmed superhuman killing machine that's under Lex's control. After a deal goes wrong with Senator Burke, Lex unleashes his new super assassin to kill him. Lex succeeds, but Lois is left as a witness and recognizes Wes as a childhood friend. Now, Lois gets Clark a...

That crackerjack kid Jimmy wants to secretly bang Luthor's dame...yahhhhseeee? Chloe and Jimmy's date night gets ruined by Lana (typical) when she ends up gunned down at the Daily Planet. #Lanaville. Someone ends up knocking Jimmy into his favorite noir film era. As he dreams of his alternative 1940s detective fantasy, he ends up finding clues to solve the real "murder" mystery. Aaron Ashmore (Kil...

What happens when you mix Tomb Raider with plastic bombs and two ex-best friends in a tunnel system underneath the city? Answer: Lana the Liar, Smallville Sheriff Lex gets kidnapped by a soldier looking for her "dead" husband and threatens to blow up the tunnel system they're in if he doesn't reveal the information. Since Clark is a hero, he tries to rescue them. Since Lex is a liar, the bombs blo...

Since Gabe the Critter is long dead, why not bring the other parent that was never around? Her name: Moira Sullivan, top-grade meteor freak with the worst case of Smallville Coma you've ever seen. After Lex wakes up Chloe's mom from a catatonic state he uses her ability to control other meteor-infected people, which includes Chloe herself. Clark and Chloe work together to try and free Moira from L...

Can you smell what C.K. is cooking? Did you guess a knuckle sandwich for a new phantom? You guessed right! Clark and Chloe snag a lead on another phantom zone escapee, Titan, who happens to be a part of an underground fight club for meteor freaks. You'll never guess who is behind it all. Lois is back and needs a story to keep her job, so why not tag along and possibly die? As for Lana and Lex...we...

The big day is finally here ladies and gentlemen: The Luthor Wedding. The wedding where we commit lies, adultery, murder, and even have bad (wet) dreams (nightmares) the day of. On top of that, Clark's heart gets crushed even more by everyone around him. What's even worse? Lionel looks so damn good. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

A scheme involving a doctor and Lex gets revealed where they use Tobias, a blind kid, to spot out meteor-infected people to use for their research. After Chloe is revealed to be one of them, she gets kidnapped, experimented on and returned with no recollection of the entire event. Clark and Jimmy team up to protect Chloe and, with Tobias' help, put a stop to Dr. Bethany's experiments . Meanwhile,...

What's your favorite scary...chisel? Smallville's classic seasonal trend makes a return when a random, obsessive stranger decides to stalk, the one and only, Lana Lang. Lana then asks for help from Chloe who then asks Clark to help with getting Jimmy's help because they broke up. All so Lana can look for secrets in Clark's underwear drawer. Also, R.I.P. Brady! Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key)...

It's that time of the year again...VALENTINE'S DAY! Our boy Kal makes a lovely return after Lois kisses him with red kryptonite "love" lipstick, which puts her under its own love spell. Now unhinged, Clark decides to take his new lady to crash his favorite couple's engagement party, Lex and Lana, which even Martha is in attendance for (gross). Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest st...

Smallville finally jumps back into its Phantom Zone(rs) plot as Clark gets ambushed into an alternate reality within his own mind. A man known as Dr. Hudson attempts to convince Clark that he is a human with mental illness and that his entire alien life is a made-up fantasy. In this new world Martha is married to Lionel, Lex lost his legs in the car accident with Clark and Lana somehow stayed 14 y...

One of the most iconic and memorable episodes of Smallville has arrived, so of course we had to do another video for you all (check out our YouTube!). Bart makes a surprise return in Metropoils after saving Chloe from a gunman. Clark is happy to see his lil bro bro, but he suspects he’s up to no good. Come to find out, Bart is now working with Oliver on sabotaging Lex and all of his illegal Krypto...

Drama comes back with a splash in this gossip, team up-filled episode. What other way to make it better than to have Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, return to be our special guest host. Linda Lake, a controversial gossip journalist who can turn herself into water, eavesdrops on Chloe and Lana's conversation about how Clark is the reason Lana hasn't decided to marry Lex. After exposing this hot go...

mmigrant kid named Javier, who has just ran away from the sinister Jed McNally farm down the road. With the help of Chloe, Clark finds out McNally is a certified meteor freak and has been burying any of his illegal immigrant workers that try to leave his farm. Since Clark considers himself an illegal citizen himself, he seeks help from Martha (who is kinda racist?) to grant Javier and his mom lega...

Looking for Static Shock? Well, keep looking because all we got is Bautista and a fellow nerd from Belle Reve. Former Level 33.1 patient, Bronson a.k.a. White Noise, escapes and immediately kidnaps Lex in order to expose his secret meteor-infected experiments. With Lex being trapped in another frequency, due to Bronson's power, Lana teams up with Chloe and Jimmy to get him back. Meanwhile, Clark (...

Shout out to the OG DC Comics drug boy, Speedy! (iykyk) At the sake of his mental health, Oliver starts testing a new "super" drug that greatly enhances his strength and healing capabilities. As Oliver gets addicted he begins to ruin his relationship with Lois and with his peers, while also getting caught up in Lex's corrupt web. Meanwhile, Clark just wants to have Thanksgiving with his mom, Marth...

We're back to the Phantom of the Week trend this season as another phantom prisoner, Baern, finds a new host body in order to track down Kal-El, a.k.a. Clark. While Baern is on his hunt for revenge, Clark is visited by Raya after thinking she was dead. Now that they have reunited, they team up in order to stop Baern from gaining more power. Meanwhile, Jimmy tries to interrogate Lex, Lana is now pl...

White kids, bullying and saying the r-word? Sounds like Kansas alright. After attending their high school reunion, Lex and Oliver's past comes back with a vengeance after Oliver's friends die "accidentally". While Oliver thinks Lex is behind it all, Lex is just casually reliving his high school trauma. Clark and Chloe just want to find out what's actually going on. Lois decides to write a story ab...

One of the most iconic episodes is finally here to be reviewed by your two favorite hosts, and it still holds up! Already having introduced Oliver Queen back in episode two of this season, we are now officially introduced to his vigilante side. After a series of robberies involving black market jewelry, one of which was Martha's, Clark and Lois start to do their own investigations to uncover who i...

Smallville goes #EcoFriendly with a new season trend: Phantom of the Week. After a bizarre murder/kidnapping, Clark finds himself going up against a super hot, plant-controlling alien...from the Phantom Zone. Lex and Lana are fighting over what they're wearing to the Dark Thursday Ball charity event. Lois tries to redeem herself for ruining Martha's meeting with Queen Industries by offering hersel...

Super Sick. Super Sneezes. Super Breath! After almost two seasons, our boy C.K. adds another power to his arsenal. In the aftermath of Zod's chaos, now dubbed "Dark Thursday", Clark has spent the week going into overdrive in order to help cities all over the world recover from the catastrophic event. Due to his prior exposure from the Phantom Zone, and current overexertion, Clark finds himself wit...

Today the Two Nerdy Idiots dive deep into one of the Smallville Legends stories: The Oliver Queen Chronicles. Join us in reviewing this 6-part "mobisode" series on the early life of Oliver Queen before his first live-action appearance next week on episode two, "Sneeze". Also tying into our next week's episode is the discontinued Smallville magazine story, issue #17: "Toy". We like to call it "Toy...

The start of another new season with the conclusion to Smallville's three-part episode beginning back in season five. After Zod has taken over Lex's body, everything has fallen into chaos. With Clark now trapped in the Phantom Zone, who is left to save the world? You guessed it... LANA LANG! Lana teams up with Lionel, Martha and Chloe in order to stop Lex, a.k.a. Zod, from taking over the planet....

Welcome back to our end-of-season award show! The Two Nerdy Idiots return with all the great and worst moments of season five along with a variety of categories, some old and some new. We also bring a new special guest host into the mix to help be the tiebreaker. Thank you again to all of our fans for riding with us another season. ENJOY THE SHOW!Don't forget to leave those five stars!

The Two Nerdy Idiots have finally reached the halfway mark with Smallville! Milton Fine, a.k.a. Brainiac, has come to collect his master Zod's vessel: Lex. Clark continues to have the worst year ever, Lana is somehow still the most terrible person, Martha is becoming senile and Jor-El is starting to be SuperJealous of Jon (who is dead btw). James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) spec...

This season's penultimate episode is here and it's wild to say the least. Ghost Jon tells Clark to kill Lionel Luthor...yes sir? Lex is collecting the world's deadliest viruses for Dr. Fine and has no idea why...dope? Lana and Lois have a nice day together...cute? Oh, and it's Clark's birthday...SURPRISE?! James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Runaways) special guest stars as recurring season...