Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

The Film Review Nobody Wanted/The Real Reason Lana Left It's a new year, so we had to shake things up a bit. Join us in our first viewing of the unforgettable, 3% certified fresh, Street Fighter movie from '09. The most legendary of useless characters all-around and we get to prove how this story is canon to Lana's character arc. HIGHLY RECOMMEND* to watch the movie before listening to us give it...

Another season, another award show... MERRY CHRISTMAS! The Two Nerdy Idiots have brought back everyone's favorite tradition: the end-of-the-season award show! We've returned with plenty of nominations from ourselves, but also the fans. Thank you once again for participating and making this show one of the best things we look forward to doing. Cheers to our original fans, but also the newcomers! Ho...

#MostDisappointingSeasonFinale Long story short: Kara is Brainiac (doesn't make sense). Clark isn't doing anything to stop Lex from finding out how to control him. Chloe hates Kara lowkey. Jimmy gets way too much screen time. Lois is drinking while on the clock. The power of Cyrus defeats Brainiac. Lex finally finds out Clark's secret (it's a 5-minute scene). James Marsters ( Buffy: The Vampire Sl...

The secret lies with Charlotte... After a weird "assassination" attempt on Lex leaves him scarred with strange symbols, Clark and Chloe decipher the code and are led to a church by the last surviving member of Veritas... EDWARD TEAGUE! But things don't go as planned and now Clark must race to find the secret Kryptonian information before Lex and his new Antiques Roadshow assistant. Robert Picardo...

Smallville Presents: A Krypton Carol Clark comes to the crazy conclusion that Earth, and everyone he loves, would be better off if he never existed. Jor-El overhears his stupidity and puts him in a simulation of a world that never had Clark. The Kents have a human son, Lana is married to a French Pete Ross, Chloe doesn't matter, Jimmy is Jimmy and Lois is somehow even hotter for Clark. What could...

The name is Olsen...James Olsen. Chloe's secret hacking skills have finally caught up to her when Jimmy gets blackmailed by the feds in order to spy on Chloe to see what other "terrorist" acts she plans to commit. Meanwhile, all Chloe is trying to do is find Kara and Brainiac because Clark only wants to fix Lana instead of stopping Lex from getting the secret Veritas box in Zurich. Don't forget to...

The Death of Lionel Luthor A murderer, a horrible step-papa, even worst father and a billionaire. He will be missed. Time to play the Who's Dumber? game! Lex murders his father for not giving him the second Veritas key. Lionel hid the key with Chloe, so Lex fires her and easily takes it. Jimmy got a picture proving Lionel's murder and sends out the info in a text message. Lois tries to help, gets...

Today's Top Word: V E R I T A S Lex is somehow gaining back memories after a bullet in the head from 3 episodes ago. What are the memories about? VERITAS. Brainiac is back and wants Kara to "save Krypton". Probably a lie, but HELL YEAH! VERITAS! Lois and Jimmy Team-Up #2 to take down Lionel for crimes linked to...VERITAS. Clark chooses Lana over trying to save Kara...Veritas? James Marsters ( Buff...

Veritas: The Ultimate Retcon Lionel hires a former 33.1 employee to take Clark hostage and thrown into a kryptonite cage. Why? The daughter of the late Virgil Swann, Patricia, arrives to blackmail Lionel in order to return "the traveler" to Veritas, which is the secret, elite astronomy club that included the Luthors, Teagues, Queens and Swanns. While Luthor and Patricia battle it out, OG Lana and...

Return of The Boss: A Smallville Tale The one and only Pete "The Boss" Ross makes his return as the hero who saved Amnesia Kara with his new stretching powers...from Kryptonite gum. After seeing how Clark has somehow made his life worse than before, Pete decides to get rid of the Luthors once and for all. Meanwhile, a web of lies continues to spread between Clark, Lionel, Kara and Lex. Sam Jones I...

Smallville Presents: Clark Kent's MINDFREAK Kara, now a waitress called Linda (#amnesia), gets located by Lex with Lois right behind him. After Lex offers her memory treatment, Bus Boy Finley takes Kara and Lois hostage and gives Lex a coma headshot. Since nobody else knows Kara's location, Clark decides to invade Lex's mind with the help of Lionel, Lana and Chloe. But what does Clark find inside?...

The Battle of the Cry Babies! A new blonde woman with the power of a sonic scream makes her appearance as Lex's new hire. After she stops Chloe and Oliver from stealing Lex's info, Clark starts crying about Chloe being put in danger. Lana then starts crying because she misses Bizarro and hates Clark. Lex cries because Green Arrow is back in town. Lois cries because Oliver IS Green Arrow. And Lione...

Step aside Clana fans, it's time for Bizana. #TrueLove Weeks have passed and Lana couldn't be more in love with Fake Clark, a.k.a. Bizarro. Bizarro plots to destroy Clark while he's still frozen, but needs the help of Brainiac. Luckily, Lana, the Homeless Queen, knows just where to find him! When Clark is released from Jor-El, Brainiac manipulates him in order to find his creator, Dax-Ur, while al...

'Tis the Season to Put a Bomb on Chloe! Smallville 's second Christmas episode is here and it's quite...explosive. At the Daily Planet office Lois stupidly answers a call from a phone that's not hers and what does she get? A bomb threat against Chloe from a man named Adrian who wants to expose Lex's illegal cloning experiments. Meanwhile, Chloe and Jimmy get stuck in an elevator together after the...

Clark gives in to the power of Kara's blue crystal and brings it to the fortress. After activating the crystal, Clark's biological mother, Lara, is back in the flesh. What's the catch? Well, she's not technically real and Clark also now has to deal with a copy of Kara's father, the perverted Uncle Zor-El. Clark is sabotaged with blue kryptonite, Lara looks at Lana once and calls her evil, and Chlo...

Lanaville's Journal: November 8th, 2007. Tonight, an insane woman becomes superhuman and cheats on her "boyfriend" by making out with her ex-husband. After another freak accident with Kryptonite and lightning ("Leech" iykyk), Lana is transferred Clark's powers. Lana then goes on an evil escapade in order to expose Lex's past and his secrets to the entire world. Clark, who still has his powers, tri...

This week we finally get our first glimpse of Krypton in a flashback between Kara and her father, Zor-El, before the planet's destruction. Since Kara ran away from the farm because Clark is friends with a martian (racist much, Kara?), she has been trying to track down her Kryptonian crystal. Kara gets in over her head and Special Agent Carter captures her in order to extract alien knowledge. D...

After a murder attempt goes wrong on the set of the new Warrior Angel movie, actress Rachel Davenport is taken under Clark's wing until they find the killer. Lionel finally reappears, but is being held captive at a weed farm. Lana continues to scheme and tell lies. Lois investigates more into the Luthors, specifically Lex's lab at the dam and the properties around it. Chloe is now a loser after br...

The Battle of the Immortals is here! Dr. Curtis Knox, a famous neurosurgeon, is introduced this week as an immortal man curing the meteor-infected. But Curtis seems to have his own agenda: taking the organs of certain patients in order to make his wife immortal. Before Chloe even does any research, she decides to ditch Jimmy to go get the cure from Dr. Knox. Clark sets out to stop her...with Lex's...

It's time for the 100th Smallville Harvest Festival and what better way to bring in its new citizen than a beauty pageant filled with meteor freaks? Kara gets bored and enters the beauty pageant, against Clark's wishes (lame-o). Three new meteor-infected hotties from out of town plan to steal Smallville's secret treasure, which happens to have a Kryptonian secret. Lana is still homeless, so she ma...

In the aftermath of Reeves Dam blowing up, Lois finds a red Kryptonian spaceship before it vanishes. The Daily Planet's new tool of an editor wants Lois to find out more and also hates Chloe. Clark finds out he has a super-hot-girl cousin named Kara Zor-El. Lex pulls off the impossible by winning Pervert of the Year. Oh and Lana is alive...who knew?! Laura Vandervoort (Instant Star, V, Bitten) mak...

Welcome back for another round of the Smallville Legends stories with your two favorite hosts. Smallville meets Game of Thrones? Count us in. We dive deep into the origin story of our newest Smallville character, Kara a.k.a. Supergirl, and the events that led her to Earth. Krypton is on the brink of destruction and it seems to be intentional through the secret actions of Kara's father, Zor-El, and...

The era of Seventh Heaven Season begins. We continue the fight between Clark and Bizarro Clark that lasts the entire episode. John Jones comes to Clark to talk nonsense. Bizarro Clark becomes a kryptonite addict. Lois takes Chloe to the hospital to die and be resurrected. Lex gets saved and decides to prepare his legal defense for Lana's "murder". Phil Morris returns for another special guest appe...

We're so f**king back and we're SO f**king better! Welcome back to our award show tradition for this bonkers of a sixth season. We return with plenty of categories with tons of nominations (big thanks to all the fans). As a surprise, we even brought back a special guest host for the end. Thank you to the new listeners and ESPECIALLY our ride-or-dies for staying with us on this wonderful ri...

Season 6 is officially a wrap, bringing us the last phantom and this one is quite...bizarre. John Jones, a.k.a. Martian Manhunter, finally makes his return only to get severely wounded by the last phantom near a village in Quebec. Lex has been attempting to capture the phantom in order to take its DNA for his super army. Lana decides to leave Lex, and Clark…? Clark teams up with John Jones and Lio...