Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

A Night at the Club Zero This week the Two Nerds get to finally discuss the infamous story behind Lex's Club Zero incident that caused him to be moved Smallville. While Lex has his past catch up to him, Lana is stressing over The Talon's grand opening and Chloe finally gets a reason to investigate Clark's childhood. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

TIME TO GET EXTREEEEEEEEME!!! Whitney is down bad this week as he meets some cool new bros who like to party, get sick tats and occasionally walk through walls. Lana decides to grow up and make a business proposal to Lex while Clark attempts to be a detective without Chloe. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

ICEMAN IS HERE...JK :( In the 12th episode Shawn Ashmore guest stars as the "villain" Eric Summers, aka Leech aka Change Up aka We Can't Decide What to Call Him. Today we discuss Clark losing his powers for the first time, the worst parent ever and why you should never make Lex wait. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Believe in Mr. Touch A "salesman" decides to come to Smallville for absolutely no reason while Clark tries to befriend the town's most hated resident. Meanwhile, Whitney and Lana don't know when to shut up. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Villain of the week: Hollow Kid Freak of the week: Amy This week we have someone terrorizing Victoria at the Luthor Mansion. Clark & Lana give the viewers blue balls while Pete reveals himself to be quite sus. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Title Fight: Sam "Blackmail" Phelan vs Clark "I'm 14" Kent Main Card Fight: Chloe's opinions vs Lana's ethnicity Preliminary Fight: Lionel's hair vs Lex & Victoria's bathwater Don't forget to leave those five stars!

From Candyman to Jitterbug... We got Tony Todd shakin' things up to get to that Level 3. P.S. Lionel's hair is gorgeous. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

HORNGRY HAS ATE HER WAY INTO SMALLVILLE Theme of the week: Health Issues with a splash of Wild Theories Don't forget to leave those five stars!

THE SMALLVILLE STRANGLER LIVES A knock-off Mystery Inc. team get together to investigate one of the best serial killers in town. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Everyone is hot and bothered Sean "The Predator" Kelvin arrives. John only cares about his bike. Whitney needs his letterman jacket to be smart. Clark doesn't deserve a second date. Pete gets a redemption. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Did the villain play their hand well? Is Clark "420 Friendly"? Was Lana's mom a racist? Find out this week on Everyone in Smallville is D U M B. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Nothing but furious anger on this episode. This week we discuss the worst football coach of all time, cheaters and the "Luthor Privilege". Don't forget to leave those five stars!

BUG BOY IS HERE! This week we dive into Greg's behavior, the introduction of lead (Pb), Peeling of the Ham and how Aunt Nell may be a welder. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Two Nerdy Idiots restart their heroic journey, with ridiculous commentary, on Smallville's very first episode. Don't forget to leave those five stars!