Soccer Neophytes

An epic City-Liverpool showdown with first place on the line An epic Burnley-Everton showdown with relegation on the line Forgettable weekend for Wolves and United Can Leeds crack the Top 10? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Shocking Scorelines A Heavyweight Punch, Counterpunch The races tighten up What are Chris and Nate still learning about this beautiful game Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Nate moans about a horrible loss for Wolves We talk inept Premier League officiating Our on the ground correspondent, Stu, explains why VAR can't interfere with Yellow cards Everton and Leeds save their seasons North London teams stake their claim for Europe FA Cup Semis are set Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

For Matchweek 29, the neophytes discuss: the Chelsea scenario the Haaland to City rumors the title race is Everton really gonna be relegated also... Tim features Liverpool's impressive 2-0 win Nate discusses Wolves back-to-back wins and a USA tour this summer Chris laments not recording last night to celebrate their victory over Spurs, but instead moans about their Champions League exits and alway...

Mind the Manchester Gap An American Weekend Divergence in the Hughes Household Liverpool's Dominance Hot or Not Term of the Week: Billy Big Bollocks Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

An emotional weekend as the Ukraine war is acknowledged on the pitch ...and as Christian Eriksen returns An exciting American Watch! City gets VARy lucky Liverpool wins a thrilling Carabao Cup Final Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

We Have a Title Race The Battle for 4th Continues... 7(!) Teams in the Relegation battle? A thriller at the Etihad Chris' quick prediction and slow fingers Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

This episode Chris and Nate share the love! Love for new (old) managers Love for a tight race for the #4 spot Love for Southampton's kits Love for top January signings Love for our departed friends Love for red cards (of course!)

Is Norwich staying up?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! New Captain America! The title race tightens up. Race for #4 Everton meltdown Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

"COVID" Postponements City Running Away What are the most interesting league position battles? Rafa Out Knowing is Half the Battle: Little known offsides rule Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Last minute stunners Is this the moment City pulls away for good? Captain America breaks (a) heart Soccer Neophytes Derby Revenge Who will be most affected by AFCON? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Goals on Goals on Goals Klopp's (and Tuchel's) Statements The Rise of Arsenal More Cancellations Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

On this weeks Episode Tim and Chris discuss the potential Covid shutdown, Tim dives into the week at Liverpool, The guys discuss the week that was and wasn't in the EPL, We make some bold and baseless predictions for January and Nail our lock it in picks!

Why do the elite team always get the penalties? Raul Jimenez: Code Red - Great documentary, and also the recap of City-Wolves Steven Gerrard returns to Anfield Trouble with Chelsea's D? Auba out? COVID rears its ugly head again Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

The separation begins Masuaku rocks the Blues to sleep Wolves heartbreaking loss New manager bumps Knowing Is Half the Battle: the 6' standing ovation Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Snowmageddon Ralf Rangnick Bounceback Teams Toothless Wolves Toughest/Easiest December Schedules Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Chris hosts! Kyle's back! Ole's Out! Wolves with an important 3 points! What we're thankful for. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

It was a wild weekend: - Manchester United got a clean sheet - Manchester City loses - Liverpool draws - Arsenal and Wolves on the come up! - Burnley crushes Brentford A Soccer Neophyte legend departs the Premier League Stay tuned for a post-credit bonus!  Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Nate's co-hosts ditch him, so he goes it alone. First (and only) Soccer Neophytes Derby Double Header A "mind the gap" weekend as Liverpool and City get wins about Top 4 pretenders West Ham is the real deal Leicester on the come up Mid-table scrunch Kemi's Focus: West Ham United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Brentford falls valiantly to league leader, Chelsea Some last minute drama for Wolves and Leicester Newcastle Takeover Glory and shame for American Watch Kemi's Focus: Watford Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Boring James Milner gets lucky. Wissa Winner! Hwang gives Wolves a goal scoring threat. And we head into the international break... Kemi's Focus: Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Brentford-Liverpool Instant Classic Chelsea-City: Battle of the Top Bruno Takes his Final Penalty North London Battering A Sentimental Goal for Everyone's Favorite Mexican Kemi Features: Everton Term of the Week: Sweeper Keeper Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

A West Ham-Man United thriller! Chelsea and Liverpool toe to toe What is Brighton's ceiling? Who should be more concerned Wolves-Leeds? Carabao Cup Preview Kemi's focus: Leeds United Term of the Week: Yellow For Shirt Removal Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Like the rest of the world we talk Ronaldo. Like all of American soccer fans we talk about why Peacock sucks. Like all of the West Midlands we talk about how Wolves have finally scored. We also touch on red cards, worldly strikes, and our amazing 4-0 Lock It In week! Kemi's focus: Aston Villa? Or Chelsea! Term of the Week: Goal line technology Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Chris and Nate go head to head RE: the foul/no foul on Neves. Tim talks about the disappointing-not disappointing LIV-CHE draw. Kemi gives us his kombucha-soaked thoughts on Tottenham. We don't even mention Ronaldo until the 45 min. Transfer News + more! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster