Soccer Neophytes

The highs and lows of goal celebrations. Romelu Lukaku Arrives! Arsenal and Norwich in trouble. 5 6 point teams. We spend WAY too long talking about Arsenal. Kemi Focus: Chelsea Term of the Week: Point Structure Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Soccer returns, fans return, Liverpool United and Chelsea return, Nuno-ball returns and when (and where) will Harry Kane return? We each make a week one over-reaction.  Kemi focus: Liverpool. Term of the Week: Clean Sheet Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Season Preview! We introduce the world to Kemi Ndolo, this season's neophyte.   Predictions: Relegated Teams, Top 7, Top Goal Scorer, & Wolves Award (newly promoted team who will finish highest) Best/Worst Kits Lock It In American Watch Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

New Name. New Logo. New Contributor. Same Neophytic Content! To launch season 4 we introduce Tim Hoiland, our guest from S1E1, as a new regular contributor. TIm, Chris, and Nate give a run down on the Premier League's newest promoted clubs: Norwich City, Brentford, and Watford. What do you need to know about each club, including a little history, manager, players to know, and most importantly, kit...

One of my (Nate) biggest regrets in life is not following Premier League while I lived in the Czech Republic for 7+ years.  I was single and the ease of flying there would have given me plenty of opportunity to see matches all over the country and to follow whatever team I supported.   In this episode we explore the what if...? What if, after the 2006 World Cup, I decided to use the same...

Kyle picks his team Nuno out 😥 Prediction Review Bruno Award: Best Transfers Goal of the Year Traore Award: Favorite New Player Lock it In Winner Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

The penultimate episode! Jackson Avery, Chelsea fan, comes on to rep his club. Allison's header! City clinches the title Harry Kane leaving Tottenham? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Danny Mountain, local Leeds United supporter joins us in the wee hours of the morning to convince Kyle why he should support The Whites. While City fails to clinch the title, United clinches a Champions League Spot. Relegated Teams are locked in! The Top 4 race gets tighter. European Finals are set. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Sheyi Davies from Across the Pond Podcast joins us to talk all things Manchester United. City essentially clinches, while the Fulham dream is essentially over. Manchester United's brilliant strategy to delay City's title. Champions League and Europa Talk. The Other Captain America, Owen Otasowie! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Big Sam of the DU Football Show joins us to talk Everton Point deductions or Transfer bans or nothing? New Manager Preview: Ryan Mason Last Minute Drama in important matches Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

So, your team is lost.  They've gone to the dark side.  You support one of the Traitors™. Who do you support now? Chris and Nate break down which Premier League team you should support. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

What a weekend...what else is there to talk about except the proposed Super League! As Americans, we apologize. We also talk through American equivalents. Which players spoke out? Is it just a ploy? Was it Jose's secret ploy to a) bury his sacking and b) vow to never coach a Super League club to earn the admiration of everyone (even though we all know he could get a job with those clubs anyways) W...

We're all crying Lemina's tears. VAR shambles. Does WBA have a chance? We solve offsides! The Great Con! LCFC Bad Boys A Little Promotion Preview Kyle picks his Final Four! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

We're back after the international break. Chelsea-West Brom was the epitome of all we love! Wolves disheartening season continues. Mancheter United doing what they need to... Fulham isnt. Kyle gets rid of two teams to bring it down to 6! Kit talk ...and a little talk on racism. Kyle's Focus: Everton v Crystal Palace Term of the Week: Free Kick Decisions Lacazette clowns Aubameyeng: https://www.you...

After an unscheduled week off the boys are back. Introducing Paul Heckingbottom Iheanacho, everyone's new favorite player, except Chris! Llamela Madness Jose eats his words Bad week for FUL Wembley Set for FA Semis Arsenal Comeback! Kyle's Focus: Leeds v Chelsea Term of the Week: Rabona! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Derby Weekend Manchester United Dies and Resurrects! Chelsea's D Liverpool Woes We Have a Race...A Relegation Race Kyle's Focus: Manchester United v Crystal Palace Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

FKW Streak is alive! Brighton Disaster Deep Dive Bottom Five We (Still) Believe in Fulham Officiating Insanity Kyle's Focus: LCFC v Arsenal Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Bruno United City Steamroll Liverpool loses...again We Believe in Fulham The end of American watch? Kyle's Focus: Wolves v Leeds United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Nate goes Full Kit Wanker Man U's struggles against the bottom half Chris makes some BOLD predictions We ask a challenging question Kyle picks his Final 8 teams! Kyle's Focus: Fulham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Red Cards Galore! A 9-0 Trashing City's Running Away Tuchal Bump Brighton Love Kyle Announces His Bubble Teams Kyle's Focus: Arsenal Special Guest: Titus Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Transfer window closes Nate sings even as his relegation worry grows Manchester United misses some critical chances Spurs: Is it worrying that Jose isn't worrying? Liverpool is scoring again Which team will finish higher: West Ham, Villa, or Southampton? Kyle's Focus: West Ham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

FA Cup: Wolves and Man U win Top of Table Carousel Chelsea Answers Our Question For Us: Bigger Trouble-Nuno or Frank? Burnley is Fun to Watch if They Aren’t Playing Your Team Segment: Which Club Is Real? Kyle's Focus: Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Wolves are in a free fall Manchester United is at the top Crowded top of table Are we forgetting Leicester? Social Distanced Celebrations A wee FA Cup Discussion Kyle's Focus: Manchester City Term of the Week: Lost the Plot Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Hard week for Wolves Is Man U the real deal? COVID rearing its ugly head again Snowy West Brom, but Arsenal is heating up Lampard under fire Who are the new American Burnley owners? Which Traore has the better hair? Nate's boys weigh in on Arsenal and Wolves Kyle's Focus: Newcastle United Term of the Week: Bogie Team Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

COVID making waves in the Hughes house and at Manchester City Chris and Nate recap Man U and Wolves weeks Chelsea and Tottenham are falling Villa and Everton are rising Football Neophyte Derby (Man U-Wolves) predictions Kyle's Focus: Sheffield United Term of the Week: Dick Out a Shot? or Howler! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster