Soccer Neophytes

Soccer Neophytes

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Nate, Chris, and Andrew are soccer neophytes. Relatively new to the game and Premier League specifically, Nate and Chris did their research and after watching the 2018/19 season chose to follow Wolves (Nate) and Manchester United (Chris).In season five, neophyte Andrew (way to early in the season), chose to support Spurs...he's regretted it ever since. Every season, they guide a new neophyte through the Premier League season to help them choose a team to support.

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Soccer Neophytes

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soccerneophytes.com

Latest episode

May 24, 2026

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Episodes

S8E37 - Season Finale LIVE! 24.05.2026

Spurs Stay Up Wolves Finish 20th Sunderland Til We Die and Kurtis Picks His Team! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 245

S8E36 - Arsenal VARy Close to the Title 19.05.2026

Arsenal are VARy close to the title Villa Clinches UCL Managerial Madness Spygate in the Championship?! Neophyte Focus: Sunderland - Everton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 244

S8E35 - Yucca Tap Room? More Like Yucka! 12.05.2026

Controversy in the title race. Are Spurs really only one draw away? European implications. Neophyte Focus: Arsenal - West Ham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 243

S8E34 - Podcast Host Relegation 05.05.2026

Insanity at Hill-Dickenson Stadium Battle of the B's Spurs Spurs Spursing Arsenal Bottle Bottling Neophyte Focus: Villa - Spurs Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 242

S8E33 - Kurtis' Final Four 28.04.2026

Is City going to win the treble? Chelsea is free fallin', but they still have a chance. Is the relegation battle a two-horse race? Kurtis picks his final four! Neophyte Focus: United-Brentford Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 241

S8E32 - This Game Is Supposed To Be Fun 21.04.2026

Bottlers gonna bottle, Champions gonna champ, Heartbreaking finishes This game is supposed to be fun Farewell Wolves. Neophyte Focus: Villa-Sunderland Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 240

S8E31 - Will Nate Have a Co-Host For Championship Neophytes?! 14.04.2026

Nuno's revenge SZN Is Nate gonna have a co-host for Championship Neophytes An all-time horrible weekend for the pod We break down all the races in the run in Neophyte Focus: Palace-Newcastle Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 239

S8E30 - Liverpool, Back That Thang Up 24.03.2026

Same penalties, different results Spurs horrendous defense City wins a trophy Little guys save the Premier League's European Dream Neophyte Focus: Leeds-Brentford Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 238

S8E29 - Arsenal is Bottling Bottling 17.03.2026

Arsenal is bottling bottling. United solidifies their UCL position. Chelsea punished. Premier League's European failure. Neophyte Focus: Arsenal-Everton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 237

S8E28 - Kurtis' Elite Eight 10.03.2026

Spurs are going down March Madness is here Kurtis reveals his Elite Eight! Neophyte Focus: Leeds - Sunderland Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 236

S8E27 - So You're Telling Me There's a Chance (for Wolves?) 03.03.2026

2-1 is the new black Goals goals goals Wolves kill Villa's title hopes English Dominance Neophyte Focus: Everton - Newcastle Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 235

S8E26 - Good Title 24.02.2026

Is Nate rooting for United? He's for sure rooting against Spurs James Milner becomes Premier League Ironman The title race and relegation race tighten Neophyte Focus: Brentford - Brighton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 234

S8E25 - Future Soccer Neophytes Hosts 17.02.2026

Will Arsenal bottle the league? Will Spurs even be in the league? Will Chris, Kurtis, and Ellie be the hosts of 2026-27 Soccer Neophytes podcast? Neophyte Focus: Arsenal-Sunderland Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 232

S8E24 - Likability Rankings 10.02.2026

Szoboszlai goes from hero to zero Arsenal maintain their lead United surges Likability rankings revealed Neophyte Focus: Arsenal-Sunderland Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 232

S8E23 - Seeing Red 03.02.2026

Spurs had one job, and they blew it! 3 all-time red cards No one messes with Adama The January Transfer window closes Neophyte Focus: Villa-Brentford Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 231

S8E22 - Cunha the Great? 27.01.2026

United Upset Arsenal Do we have a title race? Should United keep Carrick? How long do Arne and Tom have? Neophyte Focus: Arsenal-United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 230

S8E21 - Kurtis Eliminates 8! 20.01.2026

Arsenal inches closer to title Too little, too late for the Bottom 3? Transfer news Kurtis Eliminates 8 Teams! Neophyte Focus: Burnley & Brighton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 229

S8E20 - Sacks on Sacks on Sacks 06.01.2026

Arsenal humbles Villa and widens their gap Wolves have a great week Fragile owners leads to Sacks on Sacks on Sacks We talk about surprising clubs Neophyte Focus: Manchester United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 228

S8E19 - Moe and Curlied 30.12.2025

Three-Horse Race A Messy Middle The Bottom Is Falling Away Neophyte Focus: Crystal Palace Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 227

S8E18 - Christmas Wishlist 23.12.2025

We all make our wishlists for our clubs! Neophyte Focus: Wolves Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 226

S8E17 - Own Goals 16.12.2025

Big 6 FLEX Tyne-Wear Derby doesn't disappoint Villa with another nail-biter Own goals ruin lots of weekends Arteta proves why everyone hates him Who will AFCON destroy? Neophyte Focus: Fulham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 225

S8E16 - Mo Salah, Mo Problems 09.12.2025

Scenes at Villa Park! Ekitike is the new Salah Palace Surprise Bournemouth is the Median United Smash Wolves Neophyte Focus: Aston Villa Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 224

S8E15 - Andrew Writes Checks His Body Can't Cash 02.12.2025

2-0 is the most dangerous lead in soccer...just ask Bournemouth, but not if you're City or Fulham No Salah No Problem Chelsea's Red Card tactic nearly works again Andrew writes checks his body can't cash! Neophyte Focus: Bournemouth Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 223

S8E14 - Arsenal Wins the Eze Sweepstakes 25.11.2025

Arsenal wins Eze Sweepstakes Newcastle wins the Isak Sweepstakes Squad Cost Ratio passed The craziest Red card we've seen! Neophyte Focus: Leeds United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 222

S8E13 - Stalled Out at Seventh 11.11.2025

Winter Balls Arsenal's historic run comes to an end Liverpool's season is coming to an end Wolves' season was over before it started. Neophyte Focus: West Ham United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 221

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