Soccer Neophytes

Haaland's on pace for a million goals Arsenal widens its lead Managerial meltdowns Carabao Cup Recap Neophyte Focus: Brentford Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 220

Have United and Liverpool body swapped Sunderland and Bournemouth continue to impress and so do...Spurs? Neophyte Focus: Newcastle (and City) Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 218

Harry the Hero Ange Out, Dyche In Arsenal's title to lose Scenes at Selhurst Neophyte Focus: Out with a Migraine (must've watched Wolves) Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 218

The cats away, the neophytes will play! Deep Dive into Wolves and the bottom of the table Neophyte Focus: Liverpool Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 217

We have to talk Palace Who you play matters How long can Amorim survive Carabao recap Neophyte Focus: Chelsea Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 216

Liverpool continues their dominance Surprises at the top of the table Glorious Red Cards Villa finally scores Wolves still can't win Neophyte Focus: Sunderland Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 215

Liverpool escapes...again Spurs keep Andrew invested United are losing Chris Ange picks up where he left off Will Aston Villa ever score? Neophyte Focus: Everton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 214

Liverpool Reigns Supreme Troubles in the Midlands Deadline Day Live Reactions Neophyte Focus: Tottenham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 213

London is Red, White, and Blue Everton Opens New Stadium With a Bang Too Much Tottenham Neophyte Focus: Forest Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 212

Welcome to this week's episode of Soccer Neophytes...this week we recap MOST of matchweek one: Sunderland Shocks, Spurs Impress, City Dominates, and United is good? We'll also share our over-reactions and Kurtis gives us his first impressions of Arsenal. Neophyte Focus: Arsenal Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 211

We introduce this season's Neophyte, Kurtis. Predictions: Top 7, Relegation, Golden Boot, Golden Glove, Manager of the Year, First Manager to Get Sacked, Best Summer Signing, Wolves Award, Traore Award, and One Hot Take. Kit Review: Best and Worst Top and Overall Collections A New Best Bet Format! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 210

Soccer Neophytes Season 8 Kicks Off! We preview the newly promoted teams: Leeds United, Burnley, and Sunderland. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 209

Its the final episode of the season! Pre-season prediction review Traore Award Ellie chooses his team, which will likely lead to a lifetime of disappointment and heartache! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 208

It was a weekend for Soccer Neophytes legends The Cap Jamie Vardy's 200th Breaking News regarding the Race for Europe! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 207

The shit end of the season Who gets 5th? 8th? 13th? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 206

The Curse of Ellie continues. Have City and Chelsea secured their Champions League dreams? Wolverhampton Wanders are human after all. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 205

Liverpool win the league the race for Europe tightens up Wolves are the hottest team in Europe why Fulham, Brighton and Bournemouth are huge City supporters Ellie narrows it down to his final four! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 204

Liverpool is running it back Bye Bye Leicester, Hello Leeds and Burnley Wolves continue their climb Three more owners before Ellie picks his final 4 Neophyte Focus: AVL-NEW Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 203

Salah is Staying! City is Back...again? We Make European Predictions Nate Relishes Wolves Ascent Neophyte Focus: WOL-TOT / NEW-MNU Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 202

We look at the owners of Arsenal, Fulham, and Brighton. Premier League records set...for the wrong reasons Hot and Not Hot Neophyte Focus: ARS-FUL / CP-BHA Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 201

Ellie selects his final 8 Chris, Andrew and I give our year end best case scenarios Newcastle wins their first trophy in decades European Breakdown Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 200

Mo Salah's amazing aeason Nuno masterclass This bizarre season in stats PL Summer Series announced Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 199

Bitch Sesh FA Cup Round of 16 Recap Neophyte Focus: LIV-NEW Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 198

The passing of the baton Arsenal's broken offense Two standout players The race for Europe Neophyte Focus: AVL-CHE Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 197

We glaze Evertong Defenders are playing forwards Marmoush is the New Haaland Cup Re-Cap Neophyte Focus: BHA-CHE / FUL-FOR Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 196