Soccer Neophytes

Soccer Neophytes

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Nate, Chris, and Andrew are soccer neophytes. Relatively new to the game and Premier League specifically, Nate and Chris did their research and after watching the 2018/19 season chose to follow Wolves (Nate) and Manchester United (Chris).In season five, neophyte Andrew (way to early in the season), chose to support Spurs...he's regretted it ever since. Every season, they guide a new neophyte through the Premier League season to help them choose a team to support.

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Soccer Neophytes

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Sports

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soccerneophytes.com

Latest episode

May 24, 2026

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Episodes

S7E23 - January Transfer Window Recap 04.02.2025

Arsenal humbles City Forest bounces back Everyone's tearing their ACLs The transfer window slams shut Neophyte Focus: BOU-FOR Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 195

S7E22 - Bye Bye Kyle Walker 28.01.2025

Bournemouth routs Forest in a battle for Europe and Ellie's heart Spurs-Sanity at an all time high City is for sure Back Transfer Window hopes a tearful(?) goodbye to a Soccer Neophytes Legend Neophyte Focus: BOU-FOR Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 194

S7E21 - Ellie's Final 12 21.01.2025

FA Cup 3rd Round recap Double matchweek winners and losers Can Forest win the league? Ellie give us his final 12! Neophyte Focus: West Ham United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 193

S7E20 - I'm a Salmon Man 07.01.2025

Is Man City Back? The bizarre Spurs Has United figured it out? On the eve of the 3rd round of the FA cup we play I"s this a real team?" Neophyte Focus: Bournemouth Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 192

S7E19 - Double Neophyte Derbies 31.12.2024

Wolves take 4 points from United and Spurs...is there anything else to talk about? Neophyte Focus: Wolves & Everton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 191

S7E18 - Goalkeeping Apocalypse 23.12.2024

Great week for people named Jesus City are worse than Wolves 3-0 scorelines rule! Liverpool prove a point Neophyte Focus: Aston Villa Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 190

S7E17 - But the Oscar goes to... 17.12.2024

Manchester is Red Chelsea creeps on Liverpool Double Sacking Forest in Champions League position! Neophyte Focus: Chelsea Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 189

S7E16 - Chris and Andrew are Cowards 10.12.2024

Chris and Andrew are ashamed of their teams. Nate is too, but he showed up. Who had the best/work week? Which manager is getting sacked next? Neophyte Focus: Southampton / Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 188

S7E15 - Seven Layer Dip 03.12.2024

Liverpool win the league. 12 others vie for Europe. Important Either/Or Questions. FA Cup draw...some teams got the short end of the stick! Neophyte Focus: Forest Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 187

S7E14 - Ellie's First Tiers List 26.11.2024

Wolves ball out...literally! Spurs steal their thunder. Amorim has work to do. Ellie reveals his first tiers list. Neophyte Focus: Newcastle Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 186

S7E13 - Coote(r) Talk 12.11.2024

City in shambles. Wolves win! Is Liverpool going to win the league? Ruud leaves as Amorim arrives. Andrew lets Nate down, not once, but twice! Neophyte Focus: Brentford Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 185

S7E13 - The Opposite of the Midas Touch 05.11.2024

Two title contenders lose and one takes advantage A surprising team in 3rd Ruud gets a new manager bounce Will O'Neil finally get bounced? Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 184

S7E11 - While the Cat's Away the Mice Will... 29.10.2024

We're reminded once again that existence is pain The beautiful game can be quite cruel We finally have our first sacking of the young season. Neophyte Focus: Tottenham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 183

S7E10 - Father Provides Gentle Rebuke 22.10.2024

Spurs remind us it's a beautiful game. Forest and Palace are two teams that exist. Finally down to our last lossless club. The legend of Johnny Stones continues to grow. Neophyte Focus: Liverpool Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 182

S7E9 - Bienvenidos a los Neofitos del Futbol 08.10.2024

Spurs Gonna Spur Wolves Gonna Wolf United Gonna United Ellie Features: Brighton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 180

S7E8 - We All Hate Cole Palmer 01.10.2024

Spurs continue digging Ten Hag's grave Cole Palmer's record setting half Arsenal Chelsea and Liverpool take advantage of City's draw Premier League is soft as fuck Ellie Features: Manchester United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 180

S7E7 - I Stand With Kyle Walker 24.09.2024

Stones from Stone A Handball for the Ages Which Neophyte's Manager Will Be Sacked First? New Segment: Most Surprising Ellie Features: Manchester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 179

S7E6 - Three Headers Away From A Hat Trick 17.09.2024

North London Derby Point deduction rumors Everton collapses...again Ellie features Fulham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 178

S7E5 - Addition By Subtraction 03.09.2024

Ellie's Focus: Ipswich Town The transfer deadline has passed... So has Everton's time in the Premier League? A rough-ish weekend for the Soccer Neophytes! Who has had the most surprising start? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 177

S7E4 - How Many Oasis Songs Can You Name? 27.08.2024

Ellie reviews Arsenal Wolves are Shit Everton are Shittier Our Best Bets are Shittiest ...and Oasis? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 176

S7E3 - Burgeoning Feuds 20.08.2024

Matchweek One Review: Ellie reviews Crystal Palace. Burgeoning Feuds. Over-reactions! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 175

S7E2 - Introducing Ellie, Predictions, and Kits! 13.08.2024

The best episode of the season! We introduce season seven's neophyte, Ellie. You get to hear our off the wall Predictions. And we tell you the truth about the best (and worst) kits. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 174

S7E1 - Promoted Teams Preview 04.08.2024

The boys are back with a preview of the three newly promoted teams: Ipswich Town Southampton Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 173

S6E33 - The Pick Is In... 20.05.2024

Final Matchweek Recap Prediction Recap Traore Award Winner Lundberg picks his team! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 172

S6E32 - Almost to the Finish Line 07.05.2024

Andrew and Chris come to you live from the interwebs and discuss the frustrating 23-24 sports season, The race to finish the season, the miracles needed at the bottom and the incoming teams. Sorry for the sort of crazy mid section where Andrew kept losing his connection and it led to some interesting overlays of discussions.

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