Soccer Neophytes

Arsenal and United keep rolling Brentford and Fulham keep surprising West Ham and Southy keep sucking   ...and what will our Neophyte, Kyle have to say?! Neophyte Focus: Brentford v Liverpool Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 120

This week Chris, Andrew and Nate welcome the new Neophyte Kyle Murdoch to the show.  A true American soccer skeptic, they face an uphill battle to convince Kyle to not only find a team to support, but to get him to even enjoy soccer. Andrew and Nate also give a brief World Cup review. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 119

A Shocking Development First "Half" Review World Cup Preview Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 118

Pens on Pens on Pens Goals on Goals on Goals Cream Rises to the Top ... Neophyte Focus: Brighton & Hove Albion Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 117

Brighton's Revenge! Spurs Gonna Spur...or are they? Newcastle New Top 6! Marsch Survives Another Week ... Neophyte Focus: Leeds United Knowing is Half the Battle: The 2-0 Curse Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 116

We recap the worst weekend in Soccer Neophytes history. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 115

An Idiot Abroad The City Pool Is Open For Business Ronaldo Scores...No He Doesn't Wolves Finally Score Again! ... ... Neophyte Focus: Newcastle United Knowing is Half the Battle: The In-Stadium Clock Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 114

Melancholy in the Midlands Liverpool Letdown Manchester Menaces Nate heads to England ... ... Neophyte Focus: Leicester City Knowing is Half the Battle: High Lines Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 113

With So Much Drama in the NLD Its Kinda Hard Being Neophyte Andy But Haaland, Somehow, Someway Keeps Coming Up With Hatricks Like Every Single Game May I, Kick Out Lage with the Gs (yeah) And Give a few Props to Pot-ter ... ... Neophyte Focus: Wolves Knowing is Half the Battle: Not Celebrating Against Your Old Club Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 112

Here Comes the Son Kung Fu Collins A Baby Plays Long Live the King Neophyte Focus: Fulham Knowing is Half the Battle: Yo Yo Club, International Break AND Goalkeeper Encroachment Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 111

Deadline Day Drama for Diang, Dawson, and Dan James The Cream Always Rises to the Top...but are they getting help? As Chris always says, who you play matters! Neophyte Focus: Manchester City Knowing is Half the Battle: Offsides Links: Soccer Cartoons: https://twitter.com/442oons Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 110

Haaland Hattie Gunners Comeback Brighton's Bright Start The Cap Neophyte Focus: Arsenal Knowing is Half the Battle: "Loans" Links: Aguero's Winner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMvPEfC4EE0 Reece James' Hair: https://www.the-sun.com/sport/6091458/reece-james-wesley-fofana-transfer-haircut/ Dean "The Cap" Henderson: https://the18.com/sites/default/files/feature-images/20220829-The18-Image-Dean-He...

Disappointment Derby didn't disappoint Tumultous Table Newcastle Knocks Champs Leeds United States of America Neophyte Focus: Liverpool Knowing is Half the Battle: "Transfer Window / Carabao Cup" Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 108

Touchline Dust-ups! Headbutts! An all-manager Royal Rumble! Is Man United the New Everton? Neophyte Focus: Tottenham Knowing is Half the Battle: "Red Cards/Yellow Cards" Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 106

Chris, Nate, and Andrew lead us through opening match week. They talk: - Over-reactions - the Floyd Mayweather of soccer - Ronaldo's move - the difference between Championship and Champions League Neophyte Focus: Chelsea Knowing is Half the Battle: "Walk it in" Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 106

In the second half of our season preview Chris, Nate, Kyle, Tim, and Andrew discuss the best and worst kits...and let's just say there is NOT consensus.

The full crew is here! Chris, Nate, Kyle and Tim welcome this season's Neophyte, Andrew! We make our predictions in part one of the season preview: Relegated Teams Top 7 Golden Boot Golden Glove Manager of the Year Best Summer Signing Wolves Award (Best Promoted Team) One Hot Take!

Chris and Nate break down the history, players to watch, stadiums, kits, managers, and miscellaneous facts you need to know about the newly promoted Premier League clubs: AFC Bournemouth, Fulham FC, and Nottingham Forest. 

Nate Hughes takes to the road to spend a day with Wolves Academy in Salt Lake City. - travel disappointments - surprises - interview with Golden Chance boys - interview with Joe Hunt, International Projects Manager - match vs Chelsea U21

What a final matchweek as 4 races are decided and two go down to the wire. Tim, Chris, and Nate watch together on their 7 screens and then breakdown the day plus an amazing season! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 101

The Title, Champions League, Europa, and Relegation all go down to the final weekend! Fabianski: Liverpool's savior Lack of Discipline is the road to Relegation 2.2 million pounds a place Mark Noble (Mr WH) 550 apps/18 years Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 100!

All Reds are Wolves fans this week. Watford relegated. Ayling's red drops Leeds to the relegation zone. Championship: Fulham & Bournemouth promoted, Playoffs set Fantasy Premier League Rich get richer Which team has the most players with umlauts?

Liverpool survives, City thrives, and Everton stays alive Which fan base (outside of Man City and Liverpool) should be most satisfied? Which fan base should be most excited about their future? Which fan base should be most nervous? Norwich relegated, Fulham promoted Championship Update! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

All the races are heating up. Burnley moves to safety. Is Everton really going down? Arsenal moves to 4th. But does anyone really want to play in Europe? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

Nate takes Tim place in Mexico and misses his first episode in quite some time. Tim and Chris discuss their clubs, Sacking at Burnley, Liverpool vs United and a little more