Soccer Neophytes

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Nate, Chris, and Andrew are soccer neophytes. Relatively new to the game and Premier League specifically, Nate and Chris did their research and after watching the 2018/19 season chose to follow Wolves (Nate) and Manchester United (Chris).In season five, neophyte Andrew (way to early in the season), chose to support Spurs...he's regretted it ever since. Every season, they guide a new neophyte through the Premier League season to help them choose a team to support.

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Episodes

S6E6 - Pickford's Head's Exit Velocity 05.09.2023 1:18:13

Shout outs Arsenal-United Instant Classic Transfer Deadline Closes Updated Table Predictions Neophyte Focus: Arsenal Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 145

S6E5 - What Does Say What? Karaoke Have To Do With Soccer? 29.08.2023 1:17:12

Newcastle 1 - Liverpool 2 United 3 - Forest 2 Everton 0 - Wolves 1 Mike Dean confirms what we already knew A Weekend of Amazing Saves Transfer Deadline Introducing The Best and the Weghorst Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 144

S6E4 - Who You Play Matters Power Rankings Unveiled 22.08.2023 1:09:22

Small Sample Size Worries Who You Play Matters Power Rankings Mason Greenwood decision Injuries galore! Neophyte Focus: Newcastle Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 143

S6E3 - A CONCACAFy Start to the Season 15.08.2023 1:02:36

A Liverpool-Chelsea Stalemate Haaland is Inevitable A CONCACAFy non-penalty Biggest surprises for Match Week 1 Neophyte Focus: Chelsea Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 142

S6E2 - Season Preview 08.08.2023 1:54:52

We introduce this season's Neophyte, (another) Chris Predictions Relegation Top 7 Surprises Wolves Award (best newly promoted team) Traore Award (most exciting new player) Manager of the Year First Manager to get sacked Golden Boot Golden Glove Best/Worst Kits Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 141

S6E1 - Promoted Teams Preview 31.07.2023 51:11

We're back for Season 6! This week we feature the three newly promoted teams to the Premier League as Chris covers Burnley, Andrew covers Luton Town, and Nate covers Sheffield United. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 140

S5E37 - We Saved the Best for Last 29.05.2023 56:35

Everton Escapes Again End of Season Review Andrew's New Team?? Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 139

S5E36 - BORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG 22.05.2023 43:10

City wins the tile again...BOR-ING Significant send offs Final Battles for Europe and Safety Championship Final: Coventry v Luton Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 138

S5E35 - What Happens in Vegas... 16.05.2023 48:56

A Manic Monday! We're all Luton Is this is a real team or no? What battles remain? Wolves on Vacay Leicester Troubles Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 137

S5E34 - How to Share a Pizza 08.05.2023 56:53

Arsenal not going down without a fight Leeds in panic mode Haaland Breaks PL record with 36th goal! United road woes Wolves and Chelsea to safety! And a special surprise for Andrew! Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 136

S5E33 - A Very Chipper Episode 01.05.2023 53:21

Haaland (and City) are inevitable Worse to lose 6-0 or 4-3? Is Bournemouth the best worst team of all-time? 10 min of things we love Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 135

S5E32 - Andrew Hates Everyone 24.04.2023 1:02:35

While Nate is away the boys will play. Arsenal poo the bed again meaning City wins without even playing. Andrew Hates everyone. FA Cup Final is all Manchester, we discuss some Captains and teams you've never heard of and did we mention Andrew is unfiltered. Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 133

S5E31 - Dango Unchained 17.04.2023 52:42

Did Saka cost Arsenal the title? Haaland ties Mo's record Spurs Gonna Spur Manager Talk Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 133

S5E30 - You're Stuck With Me Forever...Or Are We? 10.04.2023 1:05:45

Epic Arsenal-Liverpool draw...leaves a hole for City Villa Soarin' Free Fallin' Forest Burnley's back Two, yes TWO, Knowing is Half the Battles And Andrew Bails Before the End Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 132

S5E29 - We May Have Lost Kyle Forever 03.04.2023 47:16

Horrible Kit Weekend Worse Weekend for Managers! What's happening to United? 4th for the taking Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 131

S5E28 - The Reddest of Red Card Watches 21.03.2023 1:20:43

Fuck VAR Conte losses his mind! Aston Villa Mind the Gap, Burnley The most Red Red Card Watch! Neophyte Focus: Wolves-Leeds Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 130

S5E27 - European Single Guy Beard 14.03.2023 1:12:40

Nate and Chris are pissed! Red Card Consequences Poor weekend for European contenders: Brentford & Fulham Table Talk Arsenal and City keep rolling Neophyte Focus: Newcastle-Wolves Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 129

S5E26 - The Shortest (and Worst) Episode of the Season 07.03.2023 39:08

Soccer Neophytes Derby week Liverpool wins by a TD Newcastle fading Old Guys Rule Neophyte Focus: Forest-Everton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 128

S5E25 - The Relegation Bowl 28.02.2023 1:06:26

United lifts the Nobody Carabao cup trophy Arsenal and City keep in stride...oh and Spurs too, if Andrew insists 3 Americans start for Leeds! Relegation Battle Update Neophyte Focus: Leeds-Southampton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 127

S5E24 - A Real Life Cock Block 21.02.2023 58:28

City with a massive win ...and then a massive letdown ...and Arsenal rebounds! Is Liverpool Back? Rashy helps United win the Wout Derby and a Performative Best Bet Neophyte Focus: Tottenham-West Ham United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 126

S5E23 - Joao Gomes the Legend 15.02.2023 1:01:04

Joao Gomes is a legend! ...and so is Lloris! VAR shambles...again...but AGAINST Big 6 clubs?! Beginning of the turnaround for Liverpool? Full Post-WC Table! Neophyte Focus: Crystal Palace-Brighton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 125

S5E22 - All Redheads Are Fake 07.02.2023 1:02:10

A WILD Weekend! - Wolves dismantle Liverpool - Spurs don't Spur! - Everton's massive upset Followed by a Mad Monday! - City's sanctions - Jesse Marsch Sacked Neophyte Focus: Aston Villa-Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 124

S5E21 - The Dolphin Goal 24.01.2023 1:05:47

Match of the Year Lampard Out Spurs Gonna Spur: A Soccer Neophytes Tale New Chelsea Rule Neophyte Focus: Arsenal-Manchester United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 123

S5E20 - Long-Winded Bastards 17.01.2023 1:20:59

Manchester Derby Controversy North London is Red Liverpool and Chelsea are so Mid Post-World Cup Mini-League Tightens Neophyte Focus: Manchester Derby Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 122

S5E19 - Mitrovic is a Son of a B***h 10.01.2023 56:13

A boring CHE-City match for our Neophyte Newcastle's D stiffles Arsenal Liverpool sucks Post-World Cup Mini-League FA Cup 3rd Round Review Neophyte Focus: Chelsea v Manchester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 121