Smeared Mascara

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then the journalist publishes the message? And THEN the White House press secretary gets involved???? Well Brooke and Mandy have never done that, but that would be totes embarrassing. Listen to the ladie...

Send us Fan Mail St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage.  Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared M...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right back to reality remind ourselves of the dystopian society we are experiencing. Fight the power! The ladies discuss self worth and confidence along with churros and Lent. It’s time to get comfy and unw...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fans” and were trying something new. There is talk of the Oscars, the red carpet, and the chisme. The ladies also express their newfound interest in a 90s political pariah/pop culture icon. Hint: Her n...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brooke and Mandy rave about the Dsquared2 fashion show. Doechii and Naomi Campbell walked. No crumbs.  A drag name for Brooke is being workshopped. Ideas for last names are being accepted. Drop us a text or email with your suggestions. The ladies are still mesmerized by Garbanzo the cat, and Walton Goggins’ teeth. Check out TikTok for Garbanzo and The White Lotus for the...

Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara covers Saturday Night Live’s 50th Anniversary show. Of course Brooke and Mandy didn’t watch the entire 3 hour show. They watched clips on TikTok like normal people. Duh. Naturally there is discussion about our nation and opinions are shared about leadership. This shouldn’t be surprising to our regular listeners. Do you know us?  There are man...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s annual Super Bowl Monday show.  The ladies gloss over the actual game and focus on the Half Time performance.  They delve into Jalen Hurts’ 90s R&B style, Kendrick’s outfit and Mustard’s real name.  Learn about Sza’s other talent and why Serena Williams is the Crip Walk Queen. Mandy pretends to be a sports reporter and gives us the very basics abou...

Send us Fan Mail Walk the virtual red carpet with Brooke and Mandy! The slaydies discuss the Grammy Awards fashion and chisme. Of course they didn’t watch the broadcast. This piece of quality journalism is fueled by TikTok.  Make sure your face tape is on tight because the fast pace of this week’s conversation could cause a concussion. Tender ears need not listen because the language is vulgar. Wo...

Send us Fan Mail Join Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency.  How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years?  Listen to how productive they were (or weren’t) during the TikTok Ban.  Hopefully you didn’t delete the app..   Hear their latest recommendations on tv shows, podcasts and movies.  Spoiler alert: Drag Queens and Vampire...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast fueled by ADHD!  Listen to the latest and greatest from Mandy and Brooke.  In this episode, Mandy is obsessed with the runway video featuring Zaddy Newsome, and Brooke is setting boundaries while wheezing.  How are these babes navigating the executive orders of 2025?  To quote Dorina Medley, “Not well, bitch.” Serious topics like f...

Send us Fan Mail Some of you may have noticed that there was no new episode last week. The LA fires and everything else in the world were too much for the ladies. There was a recording and it was unhinged.  Never fear because Brooke and Mandy are back! They’re taking pop culture moments directly from TikTok and explaining their relevance to you.  Hear how Spanx and handbags are the new coping mech...

Send us Fan Mail This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wife. Smeared Mascara officially rings in the new year with goals and positivity. Brooke and Mandy are working towards being authentic and confident beezies. Golden Globes fashion is discussed even th...

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy profess their love of Caleb Hearon and their disdain of bong rips in the city. Goals for 2025 are discussed briefly. The ADHD train quickly leaves the station and new topics are introduced like migraines, Ash Trevino, and Dave Chappell air fresheners.  Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara in saying adios to 2024! Don’t forget to put ear muffs...

Send us Fan Mail It’s a double shot of Smeared Mascara! Mandy is coming in HOT and Brooke is adding the lighter fluid to this inferno. Listen to the ladies talk about White Elephant gift exchange trauma, Christmas shopping, and holiday card conflict. Honorable mention to the Rage Poop discussion and Benny Blanco’s pedi game. Brooke talks about how the new year will bring new skincare and clothes r...

Send us Fan Mail Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they discuss the latest in pop culture and their lives. They cover drones, Luigi Mangione, and High Body Count Hair. The language in this episode will probably get Brooke and Mandy on the Naughty List, but they’re used to empty stockings. Please listen with caution, duh. So ignore that tsunami warning and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Ma...

Send us Fan Mail It’s the most anticipated episode of the year. You’re invited to Mandy’s Shitty Birthday, Part 2. (Wondering about part one? Check out episode 10 of season 1.) There’s a chance that things may have improved from last year.  You be the judge. Boundaries are being set around the Thanksgiving table this year, and lasagna is the new turkey. Pass the Tums. Listen as the ladies work thr...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This episode contains a cornucopia of topics. There is something from everyone. Maybe?  Probably. It’s an audio gift and there are no returns or exchanges. The ladies talk about Lula’s latest surgical procedure and how inspirational it is. Bitch is snatched and we love it!  Brooke brings up Yacht Rock which naturally leads to...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for a super positive and inspirational episode! Just kidding, this is Smeared Mascara after all.  Brooke and Mandy are still coping with the disappointment of the presidential election. They are trying their best to spiral up but the universe is really making that challenging. Luckily the ladies remember how fortunate they are to have access to good food, good music, and...

Send us Fan Mail This episode we find the ladies trying to face the harsh reality of US politics. How long will they last as Marthas in this Handmaids Tale horror/reality? Brooke and Mandy analyze the pros and cons of micro dosing and imagine how it would be to trip balls while pushing 50. Also, their social media friend lists have been cleansed. No access to the personal lives of these superstars...

Send us Fan Mail There’s no room for negativity and doubt in this episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke is bringing the rainbows and sunshine while Mandy is trying her best to not be such a Scorpio. It’s World Series time and Brooke keeps us updated on the battle between the Dodgers and Yankees, as well as tributes dedicated to the late Fernando Valenzuela.  The ladies discuss what their Club Giggly...

Send us Fan Mail This episode covers so many topics that you’ll wonder if there was even an outline. Brooke tells us about a new skincare routine her nephew told her about, and Mandy wonders if her unexpected cleanse was from the E. coli food recall. You’ll hear the ladies describe vivid dreams and the beyond, the woes of bathroom remodels, and another GWAR concert.  The upcoming presidential elec...

Send us Fan Mail Giddy up, horses and hoes because you’re in for a ride! Brooke and Mandy discuss the social significance of Taco Bell in the 90s, physics of horse riding related activities, and so much more. As always the ladies give their opinions on recent TikTok topics like first time moms, extension scams, and Ariana Grande on SNL. Mandy laments about an upcoming high school reunion while Bro...

Send us Fan Mail TW - SA/Drugs: This episode discusses the alleged crimes committed by Diddy and his associates. Get ready to hear the pop culture headlines and the ADHD-driven tangents! Before diving into the Diddy dirt, Brooke and Mandy read your responses from Instagram. Did you submit some tea or freaky tales? You just may hear your chisme on the pod!  Inspired by Paige and Hannah from Giggly...

Send us Fan Mail Election season is upon us and it’s time for the opinionated ladies of Smeared Mascara to express themselves politically. Brooke and Mandy talk about the Democratic National Convention and what a treasure Gus Walz is. The conversation easily flows into rants about the patriarchy and middle aged complaints. Cats are heavily discussed in this episode. Meow.  Brooke tells us about th...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss the accidental live broadcast of a breathtaking performance on Instagram. The ladies cover the Presidential Debate and wonder how many concepts of plans could benefit the American people. Brooke and Mandy talk about hair extensions and drama stemming from Hulu’s reality show, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So take a hit of that inhaler,...