Smeared Mascara

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s annual Super Bowl Monday show.  The ladies gloss over the actual game and focus on the Half Time performance.  They delve into Jalen Hurts’ 90s R&B style, Kendrick’s outfit and Mustard’s real name.  Learn about Sza’s other talent and why Serena Williams is the Crip Walk Queen. Mandy pretends to be a sports reporter and gives us the very basics abou...

Send us Fan Mail Walk the virtual red carpet with Brooke and Mandy! The slaydies discuss the Grammy Awards fashion and chisme. Of course they didn’t watch the broadcast. This piece of quality journalism is fueled by TikTok.  Make sure your face tape is on tight because the fast pace of this week’s conversation could cause a concussion. Tender ears need not listen because the language is vulgar. Wo...

Send us Fan Mail Join Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency.  How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years?  Listen to how productive they were (or weren’t) during the TikTok Ban.  Hopefully you didn’t delete the app..   Hear their latest recommendations on tv shows, podcasts and movies.  Spoiler alert: Drag Queens and Vampire...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast fueled by ADHD!  Listen to the latest and greatest from Mandy and Brooke.  In this episode, Mandy is obsessed with the runway video featuring Zaddy Newsome, and Brooke is setting boundaries while wheezing.  How are these babes navigating the executive orders of 2025?  To quote Dorina Medley, “Not well, bitch.” Serious topics like f...

Send us Fan Mail Some of you may have noticed that there was no new episode last week. The LA fires and everything else in the world were too much for the ladies. There was a recording and it was unhinged.  Never fear because Brooke and Mandy are back! They’re taking pop culture moments directly from TikTok and explaining their relevance to you.  Hear how Spanx and handbags are the new coping mech...

Send us Fan Mail This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wife. Smeared Mascara officially rings in the new year with goals and positivity. Brooke and Mandy are working towards being authentic and confident beezies. Golden Globes fashion is discussed even th...

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy profess their love of Caleb Hearon and their disdain of bong rips in the city. Goals for 2025 are discussed briefly. The ADHD train quickly leaves the station and new topics are introduced like migraines, Ash Trevino, and Dave Chappell air fresheners.  Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara in saying adios to 2024! Don’t forget to put ear muffs...

Send us Fan Mail It’s a double shot of Smeared Mascara! Mandy is coming in HOT and Brooke is adding the lighter fluid to this inferno. Listen to the ladies talk about White Elephant gift exchange trauma, Christmas shopping, and holiday card conflict. Honorable mention to the Rage Poop discussion and Benny Blanco’s pedi game. Brooke talks about how the new year will bring new skincare and clothes r...

Send us Fan Mail Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they discuss the latest in pop culture and their lives. They cover drones, Luigi Mangione, and High Body Count Hair. The language in this episode will probably get Brooke and Mandy on the Naughty List, but they’re used to empty stockings. Please listen with caution, duh. So ignore that tsunami warning and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Ma...

Send us Fan Mail It’s the most anticipated episode of the year. You’re invited to Mandy’s Shitty Birthday, Part 2. (Wondering about part one? Check out episode 10 of season 1.) There’s a chance that things may have improved from last year.  You be the judge. Boundaries are being set around the Thanksgiving table this year, and lasagna is the new turkey. Pass the Tums. Listen as the ladies work thr...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This episode contains a cornucopia of topics. There is something from everyone. Maybe?  Probably. It’s an audio gift and there are no returns or exchanges. The ladies talk about Lula’s latest surgical procedure and how inspirational it is. Bitch is snatched and we love it!  Brooke brings up Yacht Rock which naturally leads to...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for a super positive and inspirational episode! Just kidding, this is Smeared Mascara after all.  Brooke and Mandy are still coping with the disappointment of the presidential election. They are trying their best to spiral up but the universe is really making that challenging. Luckily the ladies remember how fortunate they are to have access to good food, good music, and...

Send us Fan Mail This episode we find the ladies trying to face the harsh reality of US politics. How long will they last as Marthas in this Handmaids Tale horror/reality? Brooke and Mandy analyze the pros and cons of micro dosing and imagine how it would be to trip balls while pushing 50. Also, their social media friend lists have been cleansed. No access to the personal lives of these superstars...

Send us Fan Mail There’s no room for negativity and doubt in this episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke is bringing the rainbows and sunshine while Mandy is trying her best to not be such a Scorpio. It’s World Series time and Brooke keeps us updated on the battle between the Dodgers and Yankees, as well as tributes dedicated to the late Fernando Valenzuela.  The ladies discuss what their Club Giggly...

Send us Fan Mail This episode covers so many topics that you’ll wonder if there was even an outline. Brooke tells us about a new skincare routine her nephew told her about, and Mandy wonders if her unexpected cleanse was from the E. coli food recall. You’ll hear the ladies describe vivid dreams and the beyond, the woes of bathroom remodels, and another GWAR concert.  The upcoming presidential elec...

Send us Fan Mail Giddy up, horses and hoes because you’re in for a ride! Brooke and Mandy discuss the social significance of Taco Bell in the 90s, physics of horse riding related activities, and so much more. As always the ladies give their opinions on recent TikTok topics like first time moms, extension scams, and Ariana Grande on SNL. Mandy laments about an upcoming high school reunion while Bro...

Send us Fan Mail TW - SA/Drugs: This episode discusses the alleged crimes committed by Diddy and his associates. Get ready to hear the pop culture headlines and the ADHD-driven tangents! Before diving into the Diddy dirt, Brooke and Mandy read your responses from Instagram. Did you submit some tea or freaky tales? You just may hear your chisme on the pod!  Inspired by Paige and Hannah from Giggly...

Send us Fan Mail Election season is upon us and it’s time for the opinionated ladies of Smeared Mascara to express themselves politically. Brooke and Mandy talk about the Democratic National Convention and what a treasure Gus Walz is. The conversation easily flows into rants about the patriarchy and middle aged complaints. Cats are heavily discussed in this episode. Meow.  Brooke tells us about th...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss the accidental live broadcast of a breathtaking performance on Instagram. The ladies cover the Presidential Debate and wonder how many concepts of plans could benefit the American people. Brooke and Mandy talk about hair extensions and drama stemming from Hulu’s reality show, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So take a hit of that inhaler,...

Send us Fan Mail This episode contains most vulgar words and topics that your parents warned you about. With that said, it’s funny af.  Brooke and Mandy are still talking about the Olympics (there’s a delay in publishing… so what?), but not so much about the sports. Think medals and how pole vaulters would display them. We cover childhood photos, body shaming, and favorite pastimes of the 80s.  Br...

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Send us Fan Mail Join the ladies this week as they try the latest TikTok trend of sharing trauma and candy.  Only a portion of the Trauma Salad will be served.  Full Trauma Salad to be aired separately. Now back to the regularly scheduled pop culture pop-off…  Brooke and Mandy talk about the Paris Olympics, again. It’s a solid bronze medal conversation. The democratic presidential nominee and vice...

Send us Fan Mail This week’s installment of Smeared Mascara tells you everything and nothing about San Bernardino softball, horror conventions, and athlete breeding. Mandy can’t hide her hyper fixation with tooth gems, and Brooke updates us with the latest from the Paris Olympics. Grab your baguette and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara.  If you’re new here, language is strong and defini...

Send us Fan Mail Listen to Brooke and Mandy recap their Independence Day celebrations and customer service frustrations.  DMV & certain hotel employees, we’re talking about YOU! Press ‘PLAY’ on your devices and enjoy another installment of Smeared Mascara!  TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they adjust to a new “hot weather”recording schedule. Mandy describes her insta-worthy anniversary celebration, and Brooke breaks down the little league drama on and off the field. Some hot topics of this episode are: the presidential debate, project 25, France’s poop protest, and body image issues. Drink some water, put on some deodorant, and...