Smeared Mascara

Send us Fan Mail This week Brooke and Mandy praise the almighty Petty King, Kendrick Lamar. The ladies discuss Kendrick’s Pop Out Concert and the Not Like Us photoshoot. Don’t worry if you’re unfamiliar with this Pulitzer Prize winning rapper from Compton because this episode will catch you up on this royal performer’s pop culture significance. Brooke and Mandy recap their week of concerts at the...

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss their worldwide reach and how this positively affects mankind, Bridgerton-Core, summer break snacks, and Geishas.  So put on your rainbow petticoats because it’s PRIDE, bitches! 🌈 As always, there is mature content discussed. Put the bebés down for a nap and enjoy the show. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail Enjoy another fun filled episode as Mandy and Brooke go off the rails once again. It’s hot in the Smeared Mascara studio so you will hear the subtle sound of an industrial strength fan during the episode.  The ladies are extra chatty! They discuss the benefits of therapy, and how Brooke is the IUD Whisperer.  Summer topics like concerts, square dancing, and synchronized swimming o...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brooke and Mandy cover Kevin Gates and his words of inspiration, women’s health, Native American influence in our childhoods, and 90's love stories. Mandy’s new g-ride is revealed, and Brooke recounts the Memorial Day family reunion in the wilderness.  Expect bad language, shit talking and ramblings. This is Smeared Mascara after all.  TikTok Instagram YouTube Chann...

Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode is a spicy one! Brooke and Mandy start off talking about the usual pop culture moments, but one TikTok in particular leads the ladies on a very descriptive journey.  No bebès or tender ears need to hear this content. This is definitely mature content.  So strap yourselves in and get ready for a memorable journey. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail It’s Brooke’s birthday and the party is just getting started! There’s a misspelled banner and a mini piñata so you know it’s gonna be a good time. The ladies discuss Botox, baked ziti, Baby Bieber, and hair extensions. Have you ever gotten tangled in extensions before? Spoiler alert: it happens to the best of us. Drake and his hot dog video are taking over the socials, but Kendric...

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode you’ll hear Mandy and Brooke talk about how magical and blessed their Mother’s Day was.  No, seriously… the ladies discuss the latest pop culture topics like the return of the Simple Life and Burt Kreischer’s cooking podcast. Brooke shares how she contributes to family texts and Mandy updates us on the woes of car shopping. Please remember that the language...

Send us Fan Mail Put your Freakum Dress on listeners. This week Mandy and Brooke talk about the 2024 prom season … southern style, thin tip pens, and fast walkers. You’ll be inspired by the ladies as they sing their version of the song Unwritten.  All that and hella more on this week’s episode of Smeared Mascara TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the significant astrological effects of the recent eclipse. They consulted with their spiritual advisors and realized people were eclipsing all over the place. Were you affected? So get those special glasses and eat some Tums, because Brooke and Mandy are are being hella Taurus and Scorpio this week. They will discuss  current ev...

Send us Fan Mail Join the ladies this Violent Tuesday, Mandy and Brooke chop it up about the latest in pop culture, fart jokes, and hunky Jesus. Buckle up for this bumpy ride. As always not for young ears. Remember to give us a call at 925-307-6672 with any thoughts, comments or ideas.  TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail Join us for your weekly dose of shit talking with Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy discuss the latest in the Diddy drama, dirty cars and bad parking, mucho machismo.  Pop in your AirPods because the language is mature.  Remember to download and share  Give us a call at 1-925-307-6672 share your comments, thoughts, show topic suggestions    Pretty much anything you’d lik...

Send us Fan Mail Let your crazy hair down like when you were a girl in the Bronx while you listen to this week's episode. Hate motivates Mandy and Brooke this week as they take a  deep dive into pop culture. As always pop in those earbuds as content is explicit.  TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the red carpet! On this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the Academy Awards, a fascinating hobby of creating and collecting Reborn dolls, and finding our Third Spaces. So put on your fancy pants and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode, the slaydies discuss Brooke’s adventure to Palm Springs and some rather aggressive sporty spices, while Mandy gives a recap of a Barbie-licious bridal shower. So charge up the Tesla because we’re going on a  virtual road trip with the chatty babes of Smeared Mascara. Honk honk, bitches! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail As the title suggest, Brooke and Mandy are taking you for a wld ride in this episode. When the ladies switch up their recording schedule, exhaustion and delusion take over. There are so many tangents taken and too many topics covered. So hop into our mini truck and buckle up! Vroom vroom, bitches!! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail In this week’s episode of Smeared Mascara, the ladies cover the Super Bowl halftime performances, celebrity sightings, and TikTok’s reaction videos. Brooke schools Mandy on all the TikToks and pop culture moments she’s missed.  Don’t miss out on the visuals for this episode! Check our socials for the ultimate podcast ending. 👏🏻👏🏻 TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode covers pressing topics like the upcoming Super Bowl and Taylor Swift’s political influence. Brooke and Mandy continue their JT hateration, while delving into the City of Fremont appreciation. The ladies talk about Valentines Day in the 90s, and the miracle of the Minnesota sheet cake.  TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail  This week the ladies discuss celebrity beef. Listen to Brooke and Mandy break down the Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion drama, and hear their opinions on Britney and Justin’s battle for supremacy on the iTunes Charts. As always there will be hundreds of other topics woven into the episode because adult ADHD is real. So pop in the AirPods and send the kids to grandma’s because...

Send us Fan Mail Join Mandy and Brooke as they dissect the Barbie movie and women's empowerment. Hear how they whip shitties, and what mob wife style means to them. Put on your shades and grab your furs, because the ladies are feisty this week! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail This week Brooke and Mandy "drag" their booties out on a Sunday night, discuss the Golden Globes and Katt Williams.  Put in the Airpods, content is explicit as always. Follow, like, share, and subscribe! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s second season. The ladies are bringing in the New Year with a cleanse and conversation that ranges from goals to Uncle Luke. Enjoy! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail In this episode the ladies cover cults, movies, Christmas and the Eiffel Tower. As always air pods in, as content is definitely  mature.  TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail Join us for our post Thanksgiving/ Mandy's shitty birthday wrap up.  We'll cover THE lunch from hell , childhood bullies,  Mr. Nate Jackson, along with chakra problems and 80's pop culture.  You know the us(ual).  TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail Join Mandy and Brooke this Thanksgiving Eve for an in-depth discussion of Thanksgiving past, present and future.  Pop in your earbuds and get to preparing the turkey and rage cleaning as we giggle through hell...oops holidays. As always follow, like, share, subscribe Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok.  TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

Send us Fan Mail Spiral up with the ladies as they spiral up and discuss this year's Halloween among 38 other topics. As always like, follow, share, subscribe Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok.  TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel