Small Potatoes

It’s post-Christmas and the last last week of the year. Everyone’s wearing sweatpants and new clothes that haven’t been washed yet. It’s time to kick back, relax, and listen to Small Potatoes. This week: Unspoken assigned seating on the family couch, dinner table, and car. Crazy holiday shopping where Spencer had an experience at the grocery store and so much more. Aw jeez, what a treat!

So Trevor hooked up with Jesus. Nobody was keeping time for like a really long time. Tom Hanks is Santa as well as every other male character. And don’t forget to visit Little Big Bear when you’re missing home. 

In this week's episode, there's an extensive workshop to try and find out what the X in LAX stands for. Crossing? Is it a plane symbol? Does it mean Xylophone? Anyways thanks to our sponsor this week, CremaUrn. Use promo code: Potatoes, so you and your loved one can get cremated for free with a purchase of one cremation. 

Check out this week's hot scoop: Spencer's at the North Pole. Harry Potter is a magical movie but birds delivering messages is just too much for Anthony to believe. And you know the hit Netflix film, Red Notice? Well, the original title was actually, Get Departed. Find out why in this week's episode!

To set the scene: You're 8 and your parents are taking you on a journey. You're waiting for your parents' car, a car that will take you far away. You know where you hope this car will take you, but you can't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. Because it's Candy Cane Lane. A magical Narnia-like street that emerges only once a year and then vanishes as fast as it app...

Let's catch you up on what's going on. We're getting rid of time as a construct and going by the way of the Sun. Trevor is this week's know-it-all with some pretty specific facts about Asia, and Anthony makes a convincing argument as to why you should always join as many clubs as you can. 

Your North Face jacket is more than just a jacket. It's a transformer, and they have a message to send out, "If there are any cardigans out there... We are here. We are waiting. And we are comfy". Also, If no one told you today, you are beautiful. Hope our podcast description inspires you. 

If you had a job in a dystopian world, what would it be? The guys answer this and storyboard the plot to the next SCI-FI blockbuster, The Last Dandelion. Anthony lands himself in the lead role by accident, and Spencer's resistance ends up as the B plot. 

Carrying the spooky spirit well into November, Small Potatoes takes a look at their favorite Halloween movies in this thrilling continuation of last week's episode. Warning: some of these movies are rated PG-13, so viewer discretion is advised. Also, the Tooth Fairy, fruit cups, and villainous scars.

It's the witching month and Small Potatoes is in the holiday spirit. The fellas swap their spookiest stories, Anthony gives us a history lesson in iPhone operating systems, Spencer's mom finally gets a good night's sleep, and Trevor loses a very important video game character. Not enough Halloween content for you? Fret not, for next week's episode is part two of the same ghouli...

This week’s episode is short and sweet: Sun crevices, night owls, and custodial engineers. Also, Trevor owns a clock (embarrassing) and all music is now Pitbull (sorry). The room is hot and the fellas are drunk so strap in, folks. Full video episodes on YouTube and check us out on all of your favorite social medias.

A very educational episode this week. Spencer shares his recipe for a terrible margarita, Anthony teaches us how to eat ass, and Trevor offers some French reading lessons. However, there are still many unanswered questions. Like, what is a Granny Smith Pepper? Are all dentists just scam artists? And most importantly, what does God's man cave look like? Watch us on YouTube. We got a camera and...

This week is a doozy. Having ugly children, the sexiest instrument, and the worst handwriting. Also discussed: talking to Siri, avocado toast, and living out that one scene from Monsters Inc. All jam-packed in one star-studded, knee-slapping, back-breaking episode. Follow us on social media @smallpotatoespod and watch full video episodes on YouTube!

OUTDOOR EPISODE. Your favorite potatoes come to you this week under clear blue skies to explain 1984 (the audio book), Blues Clues, whistling, and leash kids. Also: Questions are raised concerning Greek mythology, falling rocks, and Spencer’s parental status.

Let’s get into it: You don’t need more friends, you are not the main character, and be careful with knives around your butt. If you don’t appreciate our sage advice, we also talk about drive thrus, shampoo bottles, and forgetting people’s names. Full video episodes are on YouTube so go watch us.

Superfan @thisisdylvn joins the show this week with a life savings of small potatoes including: Uber Eats paranoia, the Almighty franchise, Anthony's new pterodactyl yoga, and selling clothes on Instagram. DYLVN's new album Falling Far From Home is out now!

This week: Spencer is betrayed via Netflix, Anthony lobbies for a streamlined moviegoing experience, and Trevor wrestles time out of Anthony’s arm wallet. Also, Spider-Man, booster seats, and dopamine.

Your favorite potatoes discuss popcorn, the dentist, and lava lamps. Also, look out for the Small Potatoes pop-up tent at your local rave.

On this week’s VERY FIRST VIDEO EPISODE: Pirates of the Caribbean, lying to your parents, and the most permanent of markers. Also, Anthony tells us the story of his incarceration, Spencer explains his frequent pink eye, and Trevor sounds extra cool and sexy.

For legal reasons, Anthony will not be joining us this week. Instead, Spencer and Trevor have some very inconsequential takes on vanity plates, top sheets, saying Grace, and adult Heelies.

This week: The history of cyberbullying, Sunkin Sonuts and their mediocre soffee, Spencer’s mysteriously free McDonald’s, and Anthony gets a haircut from a drunk man. Tune in!

This episode contains 2021 hacks that are a must-have. Including Meyers-Briggs results on Tinder, the earlobe-to-throat pipeline, how to shave the cave, and the real truth about The Lord of the Rings. Plus, Trevor is single and it’s glaringly obvious.

Lots of questions this week. Who does the credits after movies? How does one end a phone call? Does Batman have tattoos? Also, Anthony has another encounter with a child. Does he have a normal response this time? Listen to find out.

This week features discussions on Harvard (the school), baseball (the American version), and the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles).  Also, tips and tricks on how to run like you don’t even care.

Trevor had a hard time listening during this episode. Probably because he was thinking about public peacocking, or how not all doors are created equal.