Small Potatoes

The Potatoes are BACK and LIVE on Twitch! Important topics this week such as aliens: Are they religious, vengeful, or do they just want to make some maps? Then, some good foley work from Trevor and a story from Anthony. After that, a word from the HR rep from the Garden of Eden, the governor, and Marvel’s Kingpin. Finally, how would you flip a table in a fit of rage? Follow us on all the social me...

Big week with some Small Potatoes. What begins in friendly toe-touching ends in brutal bullying, so stay tuned for an emotional thirty minutes. The fellas are finding better fashion trends for sweaty folk, grooming tips for hairy folk, and hobbies for the uninteresting folk. Also, a sneak preview for Hollywood’s newest attraction, The Dwayne Johnson Movie Experience.

We begin this week’s discussion with the ever-popular activity of day drinking. Will you feel great while you do it? Yes. Will you feel terrible in the early evening? Yes. Will you get corralled by a stranger into the back of a pizza parlor? Listen to find out! Also on the show: Bro-ing down with Jesus and a stellar recipe for grilled cheese. But first, let us tell you our life story, the history...

Another Two-Potato Tuesday this week as Spencer and Trevor offer their expert opinions on all things inconsequential. Spencer calls out therapists and their “Nature walks are good for depression” hoax, and Trevor asks all men why their bathroom floors are covered in urine. Also, scientists discover that the bees aren’t dying they’re just turning invisible, lawyers advice to never break two laws at...

On this week’s very special episode: Trevor goes to a matinee, Anthony is almost murdered in the name of art, and Spencer is worried about purse snatchers. Their stories may shock you! Or they may not. Then, questions concerning the education of America’s educators. Are lesson plans really just made up, or are they plots to trick kids into learning? Finally, the morality of killing bugs: where do...

The Potatoes are back! After a two week hiatus, the show has returned with the sweet sweet content you know and love. Potatoes include: Hanging out in the dark, slide phone hype, and pistachios. There is also a lot of complaining about fast food prices and the inevitable delivery fees involved. Finally, it is revealed that Trevor has in fact fallen on hard times and moved into the studio. Lastly,...

The best friends are without Trevor this week but no need to worry because Small Potatoes gets its first caller on the show! Topics this week include but are not limited to - pee erections, sex toys, lying parents, and bumpers stickers. Check it out and get us a coffee while you’re at it at buymeacoffee.com/smallpotatoes

On yet another un-educational episode of Small Potatoes, the fellas ask some hard-hitting questions. What’s with all the Jersey hate? Are there rural superheroes? And what’s past Denver? Also on the pod: sneeze numbers, crime-solving supplies, and some not-so-accurate movie trivia. Finally, Spencer has a medical emergency in a gay club. Did anybody die? No, but listen to it anyway.

Boy, oh boy! Small Potatoes is coming to you live from the studio: From the airplane experience, to crime solvers and crime doers all doing their shopping at Michael’s. Anthony only shops at upscale thrift stores. And a PSA  to all retail workers - Please PLEASE wear something that lets us know you’re working and not a patron. 

On this very special 60th episode of Small Potatoes, the fellas offer some fashion tips for the season, including what colors are currently trending in the wars. Also, some insight into the show’s rigorous audition process, legal advice concerning Band-Aids, and the latest methods in pediatric care, like pouring liquor on injured children. Finally, stories from the beer bank, Walmart, and the airp...

This week’s episode is a very hot potato. Anthony tells tales of attending a Wiggles concert, Spencer calls for Internet Challenge reform, and Trevor wants to know if friends should feed each other. Then, announcement of a Small Potatoes Original Series in response to Netflix’s ‘Is It Cake?’

So many tidbits this week, but where to begin? First, an RC Cola salesman, then a correction for people who are from a California metro area but actually aren’t really. The fellas also discuss laundry and how lucky peasants were for not having any. Also this week, a history lesson in renting pineapples, clearing your throat, and our upcoming endeavor, The Brotherhood of the Traveling Jockstrap. Tu...

Grab a beverage and join Small Potatoes this week, beginning with an ingenious breakfast-based Shark Tank pitch from Anthony. Then, Spencer vets potential lovers for Trevor, who teaches everyone how to be taller, sexier, and otherwise irresistible on Tinder. Also, fashion advice, cockney Voldemort, and of course, a lengthy conversation on pooping.

This week’s episode starts a little dark, discussing “mukduk” and Trevor’s not-so hypothetical scenarios that make everyone unhappy. Also, Anthony has a major complaint to left-handed people which Spencer does mot take kindly to. Finally, the most important question of the week: What is sexier, a fish man or a monkey man?

Not gonna lie, so much of this episode is one single argument. Trevor proposes an 'objective' conversation about tater tots, only to cry and resort to threats when it doesn't go his way. The turntables change a few times during the argument and things start to get pretty dicey. 

EXTRA! EXTRA! Check out what's going on this week with your two favorite hosts! Google thinks Anthony is a bot and won't let him inquire about all things Robert Pattinson. This week's lesson: Spencers learns the saying, 'when life gives you lemons' and Anthony discovers that Washington D.C. and Washington State are different places.

This episode is for the cool kids. Anthony saves a naked man in a hallway. Spencer learns how to pull trig. This week's pro tip is to hire a gentleman for your next party to spice things up. Also, we don't care about your birthday unless it's during the school year. And remember: If you don't like the show, don't tell anybody. If you love it, tell everyone. 

Celebrating our 1 year! The crew looks back on the past year of Small Potatoes to ponder what they learned. Spoiler Alert: Nothing. But we get a cool anniversary segment discussing each of the guys' favorite episodes. The topics this week include but are not limited to avatars for video games, The Social Network being a really sexy movie, and dinosaurs.

This week’s episode begins with the show’s two and only hosts, Spencer and Trevor, discussing the hot topics of the week(sports, politics, modern technology, how much Anthony sucks, etc). Then, once again, we discuss more post-apocalyptic career choices, this time with a Young Adult Sci-Fi twist. Afterwards, we gab about movies, followed by the weather. And later, what are your middle schoolers ac...

What if Jesus had like a really annoying voice? What if Trevor couldn’t interrupt our bits? What if you didn’t ask us to hold your baby? This episode answers it all. With controversial topics such as: how auto-updates are a tease, elementary school newsletters exist, and lastly, how our podcast career is too important to start a family right now. Also, Spencer stops breathing when he does crosswor...

This episode is gross. Potatoes include: farts, buttholes, maggots, taints, toes, elephantiasis, jacking it, and of course, poop scares. But don’t worry, there are plenty of other, milder tidbits for your enjoyment. So throw on some crackling vinyl sound effects, sit back in your sensory deprivation tank, and stream the show to your heart’s content. Listener discretion HEAVILY advised.

Small Potatoes is setting trends this week. We’re replacing lanyards with over-sized key rings, cutting boards with our bare hands, and Costco traffic laws with utter chaos. We want smaller phones, bigger remotes, and to simply live forever. So take a load off, grab the nearest pair of scissors, and kill some time like you’re watching a movie with commercials.

Critics are raving about this week's hot story, and it's a thriller to remember. Spencer prevented an assassination in a steam room at his local gym. This earned him a nom for 'Biggest Commitment' at the 2022 Spy Oscars on CBS, hosted by Ricky Gervais. Lastly, don't miss a dive through food efficiency in the tortilla chip community. And for the hopeless romantics, Trevor m...

This week: A journey through the notes app, shopping cart betrayal, and something called a “mashed small potato”? For the spiritual crowd, a brand new religion based on this podcast will be debuting in several hundred years, so look out for upcoming announcements on that. Finally, we raise a very important question for our listeners: star-shine or dark? Vote now!

It’s a new year and we’ve brought you several brand new potatoes to discuss. First, the fellas share their New Year’s resolutions, which may shock you. Anthony vows to drink more water, Spencer joined a gym, and Trevor forgot to make one. Other topics of the week include Batman, birds, and a very important question: Which is worse, warm or flat soda?