Small Potatoes

You missed us, so Small Potatoes returns! Join us as we discuss the little tidbits that only occupy your brain a moment at a time. First, pet voices. Is yours annoying or cute? Anthony will decide. Next, a friendly reminder that genitals are still funny, your mom has sex, and trash is gross. Then, the fellas find new ways to spice up the more boring sports that are just too serious. Finally, some...

This week: what is a Small Potato? We answer for you. Then, we start with the serious stuff: pee anxiety, reality checks, and second-hand embarrassment. After that, the biggest story this podcast has ever seen. Spencer is either wanted for smuggling drugs or being scammed. Either way, we will update you on the air. Then, Trevor is flushed with cash, while Anthony gets charged for sour cream. Lots...

WE’RE BACK serving fresh new Small Potatoes for YOU. After a summertime hiatus, all three hosts have returned to the studio for more groundbreaking scientific theories, terrible stories, and those sweet inconsequential tidbits of life. This week, Spencer’s niece has three birthdays, Trevor shares unfounded animal facts, and Anthony just wants a few extra seconds of sleep. Animal-related discussion...

We’re BACK with your favorite morning radio hosts! (Sans Spencer) This week’s episode discusses pickpocketing your friends, stealing from corporations, KBBQ, and secret Christian rock bands. Also, Anthony returns from New York with commentary on free soloing the subway and gaining your train legs like a local. All this on another groundbreaking episode in AM radio podcasting. Small Potatoes, avail...

A refresher course with two of your favorite hosts, this week’s episode will give you plenty of eggsamples of new and fresh small potatoes. Topics on the docket include toilet racism, hand dryers, beautiful long things, and other Big Bathroom topics. Then, a pleasant prison experience, back scratches, and kite jealousy. So strap in and listen up! Find us wherever you podcast and follow @smallpotat...

You better get ready for a laughter-filled commute to work (or whatever you do when you listen) as your current unincarcerated hosts, Anthony and Spencer, dive deep into the world of ASMR, getting jumped, and more. Anthony's unexpected encounter with royalty while wearing Spiderman Socks will have you shaking your head in disbelief. Grab your garlic, wooden stakes, and a sense of humor or two...

OMG! What have the guys been up to this summer? Spencer got a tan, Trevor's in prison, and Anthony watched High School Musical. This week's small potatoes: fighting for things we don't give a shit about, enjoying fireworks by yourself, 4am life, and Trevor being the first one to discover John Mulaney. Check it out! BTW, help Anthony pay for his new house in Malibu and visit buymeaco...

Welcome back to the show! This episode is the best episode of the week. First, did Jesus know all of the Apostles names? Hard to say. Then, pooping in the desert: good idea or bad? After that, cologne sommelier Anthony teaches us how to freshen up at your local Christmas tree lot. Finally, we take a look 10 minutes into the future and cheat death. (Hypothetically) All this and more on another thri...

You ever feel weird when you want something to happen and then it happens? We’ve been there. Do you miss when your parents would leave you alone on playdates? Us too. You ever think today is Wednesday or Thursday and find out it’s Sunday? Ditto. Get real relatable in this week’s episode about misaligning batteries, draining noses, and sitting straight up like a soldier. Check us out @smallpotatoes...

Congrats, you found us! Listen to our tales of woe and Small Potatoes of the week: Anthony hurt himself today, Trevor has a different penis now, and Spencer refuses to change his passcode. This episode is dedicated to those suffering from frequent noogies from their siblings. It sucks and we're here for you. Plus! Find out what's the yummiest treat to get when the ice cream trucks rolls...

First, a shoutout to our lord and savior and trusty producer. Let the record show that Small Potatoes is not an ageist podcast, but we do prefer young, sexy people. Next, does a cheddar cow produces cheddar cheese? We find out. Then, Anthony gets way too touchy and throws the energy way off. Yet, we power through and delve into pessimism, cutting cake, and birthday cards. Finally, the story of Ant...

Welcome to the show! This week is short and sweet, but never lacking in flavor. First, the cutest Homecoming proposal we’ve seen on the show so far. Then, a pause in a conversation about pausing conversations. Next, a look back at shouting “Car!” until the moment where you are the car. If you’re still hungry after all that, other potatoes that might interest you include: closeted nerds, spanking n...

We’re a family podcast, so enjoy listening to this week’s episode with your whole family. That’s it. Grab Grandma and little Tommy and tune into the magical world of the inconsequential. 

It’s May and we’re telling jokes on the podcast! Right off the bat, everyone is at least 14th cousins which is cool? We discover the mysticism of the American judicial system, enjoy leaving our stopwatches on, and reveal the coolest kind of conversations you can have. Then, a date on the smallest, most romantic ferris wheel your tickets can buy. Finally, the difference between alien stuff and deep...

Despite what everyone says, you love this podcast. And that’s why this episode is dedicated to you. This week’s potatoes: Clean hands are just a narrative created by Big Bathroom TO KEEP YOU LIVING IN FEAR! People closest to you in life always like your hair at the length that it’s not currently. And a special message to our listener Greg Partland, Trevor stole your joke and he’s sorry. Use Promo...

Happy Holidays from Small Potatoes! This week we’re making stacks of organic bananas, making diamonds out of coal, and pre-gaming the Resurrection of Christ. After that, we teach you the difference between probiotics and antibiotics and how you can keep political stability inside your gut biome. Then, we ask strangers where they live (for carpooling reasons). Finally, Anthony doesn’t understand cu...

This week’s episode is epic. First, learn about the shopping secrets of billionaires and how you can compete. Then, some impractical haunting to make your next poltergeist unforgettable. And finally, meet the man behind the entire stick industry. His name just might surprise you. All this and more on the one and only Small Potatoes the Podcast. Follow us on Instagram and download from wherever you...

Bernie your way into this tantalizing episode that’ll surely make your hips swing. The guys talk about Jesus’ droopy holes. Anthony has so many government bonds. Trevor goes analog with his potatoes and pays for his entrees with 2 different cards. Spencer makes his unbiased case as to why gay clubs are better than straight clubs. And because this is an improv podcast,  a lesson is taught on how to...

During this atmospheric river that has struck southern California, the guys pull out their umbrellas they don't remember buying and discuss some piping hot small potatoes. Spencer explains that "20 minutes" is the perfect catchall for time. Trevor doesn’t like Anthony's heroic manners. For an incredibly small fee, small potatoes will do your audiobook. And no, thank you for lis...

On this very special 100th episode, the fellas reflect on their friendships, their medical histories, and all of their shared kisses. So gather around the viking funeral pyre and listen to their stories of hats in the club, talking to Siri in the HOV lane, and accidentally watching A Knight’s Tale again. Other potatoes include dress codes for billionaires, the snakes in Ireland, and Adam’s apples....

Happy Tues! This episode is dedicated to women as well as everyone else. On this week's brilliantly original episode of Small Potatoes, the guys improv their way to the top! The tippy top. Anthony thinks preparing prescriptions shouldn't take longer than it takes to make a burger. Trevor must keep his blood lust at bay, and Spencer picks on everyone else. 

This week on the show, we’re breaking balls and breaking windows. Anthony goes to the dentist and gets some ivory teeth, Spencer is sold medication from a commercial, and Trevor sees a hole in the wall. Then, stock footage, FDR blankets, and fast food combos. All this and more on this week’s episode of Small Potatoes! Available wherever you podcast.

On this very saucy episode of the show: plans for new spicy content from our sexy hosts, homemade jock straps, and European pee flaps. Then, the inside scoop on fast food soda recipes. Finally, the smallest potato of all, death! All this and more on this week’s episode of Small Potatoes, available on all podcast platforms.

Join us for the potluck! Unfortunately for us, all we brought to eat was starch-based. But fortunately you, that mean an entire half-hour of new content. We discuss the latest trends in music and mainly how we don’t know what they are. Then, the worst part of camping is revealed, and it’s not the giant carnivorous dragonflies. Finally some tips and tricks when visiting the beach. All this and more...

Ever seen a horse eat? Yes? No? Either way, join us this week for hard-hitting commentary on how funny horse lips are. Then, for fans of Architectural Digest like Anthony, some sleek new shower designs that will change the way you bathe. As a bonus, this episode also includes exactly one original COVID joke. Then, Urns vs. Jars, what’s the difference? All this and more on another brilliant week of...