Small Potatoes

The year is 1827. Love letters are written by candlelight, you can wear a Santa hat to bed, and 10 cents will buy you a ticket to the movies. Also: God’s not real? Very controversial time travel episode.

Small Potatoes forgot to press record the first time. The second time, they explained their disdain for dustpans and took a look into their ancestral pasts. Also, some casual chit-chat about bread.

There's a lot to cover this week: Brita etiquette. Dust traps. Delilah no longer cuts Samson's hair. *** And a Small Potatoes first: They're recording in the same room! Aw, cute. 

This week’s episode discusses proper urinal etiquette, getting drunk at the mall, parking lot trapezoids, Gotye (remember him?), and ice cubes.

The fellas (that’s us) finally get around to sharing their poop scare stories. They talk about some other stuff too, but this episode is mostly just about pooping.

Somehow, Spencer is back. We don't want to talk about it, so don't ask! Small Potatoes discusses crypto, 'hot' versus 'Hot', losing the ability to breathe, and Anthony and Spencer gang up on Trevor. Spoiler alert: He was not happy about it.

Spencer is still gone and the show couldn’t be better. We talk about nature documentaries, beer koozies, bionic Adam’s apples, smoking ribs, backflips, and a whole bunch of other stuff. So tune in.

Trevor's still carrying around paper airline tickets. People love making social media profiles for their pets. And is it too much to ask to get our fruit, fruit-flyless? Oh, and Small Potatoes is hiring a new best friend! Send in your applications for friendship and to be our new co-host. 

Discussions on rolly pollies, shampoo bottles, and creepy coroners! Oh, and Anthony abandons a lost child in need. Is he alright? Is he dead now? Tune in to find out!

Sponsorships for this episode include Disney’s Marvel, Zack Snyder’s Justice League, both Apple AND Samsung, and the Air Bud films. Tune in for promo codes!

On this week’s very insignificant, super inconsequential, not even a little bit important episode: Spencer’s never been to hibachi grill, Trevor likes oatmeal raisin, and Anthony has a problem with USBs.

This week on Small Potatoes: a speed round of audience topics from Instagram, weddings, spit screens, Panda Express tummy aches, and more! We also solved a sixty-year-old mystery, by the way. No big deal.

This week's hot plate of potatoes includes: mysteriously bleeding on things, Tom Brady’s participation trophy, and the gratuitous calls by AYSO refs!

Want to know what the original idea for Small Potatoes was? This week’s potatoes include cough etiquette, bro hugs, racing your GPS, and the answer to our origin story. Plus, bonus tips on how to get rich quick!

Fan Dials: Backwards or Practical? Picking One's Nose: Dirty Habit or Secret Self-Care? Read Receipts: Manipulative or Power Move? All of these questions are (kind of) answered in this week's episode of Small Potatoes!

Do you remember your last playdate? Have you ever fallen asleep in class? Do you await the day an A.I. supercomputer calls, sending you on an action/thriller adventure? Then this week’s episode is perfect for you!

This week's episode visits exotic locations like Trader Joe's, homeschool, the dining table, and the Ghost Zone! So sit back, relax, and fuck around with us! 

For centuries, nations have fought over the passage of time and how to record its data. Today, Small Potatoes solves it. They pitch a new type of phone technology, and marvel on how all people are bad drivers... except for them!

After many years of hard research and deep discussions, Small Potatoes dives into the art of poop scares, flash mobs, loud phone calls, and more!