Sleep With Me

Put on your dancing shoes and hang your streams for a night under the stars. Attend a dream prom where you don’t need a date, just joy. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepP...

Forget about finely oiled, I’m just trying to become a finally oiled machine. These intros should help, though, as they guide you off to dreamland while I talk for the umpteenth time about Oscar the Grouch’s legs. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me Sleep...

This safe place has been pre-stretched by lasers to be extra safe and cozy while intro after intro buffs the path to dreamland like turtle wax on a pair of Zubaz. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you loo...

Drift off as our intro reclaims bog sand and Eleanor holds doors to enable your snores. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place , S1 E11 (”What’s My Motivation”) and S1 E12 (”Mindy St. Claire”). This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With...

Like the sweet sounds of melodious butter, this story should melt comfortable in your sleepy ears. A real conversation with Roman Mars about bedtime stories leads down a meandering road to me pitching my challenge coin belt on a seltzer movie. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to...

Have I found the right language to describe these new horizons in brick building? Buddy, I’m not sure about anything. Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and the LEGO kit from this episode! The show really needs your help right now. Keep...

We find out the origin of Stan’s name and it is full of numerals, running on and on like the sweet humming at the back of the fridge that keeps your dreams cool…as cool as the James Dean of soda machines. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With...

The perfumed scent of dreamland will lull you off to sleep as a lullaby of bells shares another tale of Noir Chardonnay. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purcha...

Nestle into your own personal la-lair as I try to understand a master plan that is also just an instruction manual for a different kind of I Spy game. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let m...

Slip into a neon ship as Carole King takes the funk out of bedtime. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know...

Me and a teacup talk about acts of service in song in a way that’ll be as sweet and sleepy as that famous gray stuff. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purchase...

Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for replicated apples. This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: Voyager S7 E20 (”Author, Author”). The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcas...

Stan and Scooter have to deal with a mac and cheesy situation full of spaghetti ohs! Heads up, there’s some descriptions of food in the second half of the episode. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus B...

Our story comes to an end as Vic and Frankie get some sleep and Walton heads back to his sister. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners. This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like to hear more bonus...

A slew of second stories will act like steps to dreamland as my neighbor Ray talks about hotel history, walkin’ for the fun of it, and nice, flat pillows. This episode was recorded on location, so it features some background noise like air conditioning, distant voices, and traffic sounds. There’s also some brief descriptions of food near the end. If that’s not your cup of tea, feel free to skip th...

Tonight’s story will have you dancing across the sky like the cream inside some breaking clouds. A tower watches the traffic to a magical place with mud bogs and Rudolph. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com...

Would you care for a bedtime story, m’lays? Well, we’ve got one here, care of Sundries Supervisor, that should provide a safe place to find dreamland while Scooter drones on about music festivals and a hot tub that’s all soap. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep...

Somehow my ability to explain brick-building instructions has become even more convoluted, but that’s okay because where there’s a will, there’s a forte. Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and the LEGO kit from this episode! The show re...

Soft Serve vs Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream will be the swirls that ladle the cream into your dream. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place , S1 E9 (”…Someone Likes Me as a Member”) and S1 E10 (”Chidi’s Choice”). This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can...

Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first three free. These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners. These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This...

Wave upon tasty wave will buoy you along as Scooter tries to fill the empty pail of his mind with thoughts on loofahs, bamboo chimes, and going Full Limbic. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me Sleep...

Fancy boots are made for sleep and that's just what you'll do! This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place , S1 E7 (”The Eternal Shriek”) and S1 E8 (”Most Improved Player”). This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepod...

Scooter will cater to you with a tale as meandering and pliable as perfectly temperate butter. You might not dream about organizational double binds like Michael but you’ll certainly find the stairway to dreamland. This episode (kind of) recaps Arrested Development S1 E5 (”Charity Drive”) and Succession S1 E4 **(”Sad Sack Wasp Trap”). The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me g...

We’ll egress through the Woods of my Not Youth and the crunch of leaves will lull you off to sleep while I try to describe the color of old paper. This episode was recorded on location. It contains ambient noise (rain, birds, leaves, wind, cars, etc.), and it may not be sleepy for all listeners. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by j...

Bernie the Butterfly returns to the show to talk tote bags and “5 Seconds of Summer”. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you loo...