Sleep With Me

Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year.  As those listeners leave the room, or fall asleep or drift away, are you one of the ten people still listening? Are you the one person in the room hearing me and paying attention? Are you the one person in the room whose life has been changed by the show so much you a...

After smelling baked goods, Scooter and Stan search for a cloud puppy. You'll drift off like a vapor. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 o...

I’ll do some binoculing and tree-spotting as I take in the view of a bucket list balcony. But mostly, I’ll be here to keep you company as we find the path to dreamland. This episode was recorded on location and contains ambient noise (distant music, HVAC sounds, other voices, etc.). Feel free to skip this episode if that’s not your cup of tea. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep...

Waka waka waka, let’s you and me talk-a you off to dreamland as the light of the moon floats onto this boredown in a quarry. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two mo...

Dine by candlelight, tonight with Jean Luc. You'll be confused, but you can rest as he is working out all the puzzles. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "slee...

Scooter’s story will meander like an actual path through the trees while we follow the tactile touch of red clay off to dreamland. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or...

You can’t smell a flower and blow a whistle at the same time, but you can listen to a sleepy novelization about our old friends John and Mer Nator. Let the muh muh muh of a dirtbike lull you off to dreamland. This is a crossover with The Novelizers podcast . The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithme...

Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year.  As those listeners leave the room, or fall asleep or drift away, are you one of the ten people still listening? Are you the one person in the room hearing me and paying attention? Are you the one person in the room whose life has been changed by the show so much you a...

Sleep will be the attraction as I take a look at all the fun and food around the fair. Since I can’t make it this year, my lulling imagination will have to take me there. This episode contains repeated descriptions of food products and sugar. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to t...

Our return to the tent will defy gravity as we roll of to dreamland on a river of raspberry ripple.  Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going t...

You’ll be sleeping like Brother John by the end of this episode, where Counselor Troi takes command and Picard hangs with the winners of the science fair. This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: The Next Generation S5 E5 (”Disaster”). This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the...

Some musings about butter sculptures, history and a roller coaster called love. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking f...

Join Scoots as he reads a new old novel and tries to wrap his head around what it means to say a word in the Pickwickian sense. This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it extra boring and meandering, but it may tangentially touch on subjects that some viewers may not find sleepy. This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like to hear...

A tantalizingly tender path to dreamland lies in the alliterative pages of a Fearless Flyer from last year’s cozy season. Who’re you calling an oblong loaf? Heads up, this episode describes a lot of kinds of food. Feel free to skip if that’s not your cup of tea. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwi...

Stan is a rock solid best friend. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of S...

Tangerine Tangent will take you off to dreamland faster than I can say mixelplix grits. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Th...

I’m walking beyond where the sidewalk ends which just so happens to be the streets of Orlando but also the path to Dreamland. This episode was recorded and features ambient sounds (cars, background music, birds, etc). Feel free to skip this episode if that’s not sleepy for you. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With...

Close you eyes as we close out the season. As you turn on the night-light, a lightbulb will go off for Eleanor, goodnight. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place , S1 E13 (”Michael’s Gambit”). This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With M...

A couple tongue-tied moments will lead us down the path to dreamland with a tale about friends and party games and the foibles we share in the deep, dark night. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looki...

Scoots will shuffer you off to dreamland with a few stories that map the stellar cartography of good sleep. These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners. These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “Toadeater,” “Space Junk...

Put on your dancing shoes and hang your streams for a night under the stars. Attend a dream prom where you don’t need a date, just joy. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepP...

Forget about finely oiled, I’m just trying to become a finally oiled machine. These intros should help, though, as they guide you off to dreamland while I talk for the umpteenth time about Oscar the Grouch’s legs. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me Sleep...

This safe place has been pre-stretched by lasers to be extra safe and cozy while intro after intro buffs the path to dreamland like turtle wax on a pair of Zubaz. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you loo...

Drift off as our intro reclaims bog sand and Eleanor holds doors to enable your snores. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place , S1 E11 (”What’s My Motivation”) and S1 E12 (”Mindy St. Claire”). This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With...

Like the sweet sounds of melodious butter, this story should melt comfortable in your sleepy ears. A real conversation with Roman Mars about bedtime stories leads down a meandering road to me pitching my challenge coin belt on a seltzer movie. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to...