Quirkee

SLEEP NOTHINGS

Health EN ↓ 89 episodes

Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep.  Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.

Author

Quirkee

Category

Health

Podcast website

www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Jun 11, 2026

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Episodes

E38 - Marfa, Texas 22.11.2024

Listen to ambient piano music while I tell you a little about Marfa, Texas. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.

E39 - Trees 22.11.2024

Listen to nature sounds by a forest river while I describe 4 different types of trees. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.

E37 - Kamla-Kay On-Set Model Etiquette 12.11.2024

Listen to ambient music while I read on-set Dos and Don'ts for models. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

E36 - San Jose Lactation Accommodation Policy 08.11.2024

Listen to light rain in the forest as I read from the City of San Jose's Lactation Accommodation Policy. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

E35 - Breville Toaster Instructions 08.11.2024

Listen to ambient music whilst I read from the Breville Bit More Plus Toaster Instruction Book. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

E34 - Amazon WorkDocs License Agreement 01.11.2024

Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from Amazon's WorkDocs License Agreement. Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.

E33 - Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP), or (ZZZZ) 29.10.2024

Listen to some lullaby music while I try to read my way through some Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. Sweet Dreams. 15 Minutes.

E32 - Manulife Insurance Policy 26.10.2024

Listen to ambient music while I read from a Manulife insurance policy. Try to stay awake; I challenge you. Sweet dreams. 13 Minutes.

E31 - Conversations With Kids 23.10.2024

Listen to rain fall in a forest while I recite conversations with kids. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.

E30 - Tim Hortons' 'Roll Up The Rim To Win' Contest Rules 17.10.2024

Listen to ambient music while I read Tim Hortons' 'Roll Up The Rim To Win' Contest Rules. Sweet Dreams. 15 Minutes.

E29 - How to Read Utility Meters in Garland, Texas. 11.10.2024

Listen to piano music and birds (yes, soothing music AND birds) while I explain how to read electric and water meters in Garland, Texas. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

E28 - How to Set a Formal Dinner Table, According to Etiquette Experts 09.10.2024

Listen to ambient piano music while I read from Martha Stewart's website -- How to Set a Formal Dinner Table, According to Etiquette Experts. Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.

E27 - Troubleshooting the Honeywell T8635L Microelectronic Communicating Programmable Thermostat 04.10.2024

Listen to rainforest sounds while I read how to troubleshoot problems from the Honeywell T8635L Microelectronic Communicating Programmable Thermostat Users Guide. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes.

E26 - University of Michigan's Staff Dress-Code Policy. 01.10.2024

Listen to soothing music while I read the University of Michigan's Staff Dress-Code Policy. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

E25 - Data Entry Job Posting 01.10.2024

Listen to ambient music while I read a Data Entry Job Posting. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

E24 - How to Apply for a Canadian Passport 30.09.2024

Listen to ambient piano music while I read about how to apply for a Canadian Passport. Sweet Dreams. 15 Minutes.

E23 - Fly Swatter Patent US6055767A 20.09.2024

Listen to ambient music while I read from Fly Swatter Patent US6055767A. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

E22 - Housekeeping Rules for Private Homes & Boutique Hotels 17.09.2024

Listen to rainforest sounds while I read Polo & Tweed's Housekeeping Rules for Private Homes & Boutique Hotels. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes

E21 - The University of Alabama Transfer Credit Policy 13.09.2024

Listen to ambient piano music while I read about The University of Alabama's Transfer Credit Policy. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

E20 - BINGO 10.09.2024

Listen to soothing sounds as I call out BINGO numbers. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

E19 - Instructions to Build an IKEA Malm Bed 06.09.2024

Listen to calming music while I interpret diagram instructions used to build an IKEA Malm bed. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

E18 - Amazon.com 2024 2nd Quarter Results 04.09.2024

Listen to rain in a forest while I read Amazon.com's financial results for Q2 2024. Sweet Dreams. 15 Minutes.

E17 - Esoteric Poetry 30.08.2024

Listen to calming music while I read esoteric poetry. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.

E16 - How To Replace Windshield Wipers 27.08.2024

Listen to nature sounds by a forest river as I read how to change windshield wipers from the Home Depot website. Sweet Dreams. 10 Minutes.

E15 - Starbucks' Patents 24.08.2024

Ambient music while I read a few of Starbucks' patents. Sweet Dreams.

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