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SLEEP NOTHINGS
Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep. Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
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Episodes
E64 - Taco Bell Menu Items 17.11.2025 12:00
Listen to forest sounds while I read off the Taco Bell menu. Mmmmmmm. Now go to sleep, you big baby. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
E63 - Pirates vs Yankees October 3, 1960 14.11.2025 13:01
Listen to some ambient music while I recap the Pirates vs Yankees baseball game from October 3, 1960. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
E62 - Quotes and Scenes from Showgirls, the movie 10.11.2025 11:08
Hey. Listen to some ocean wavy sounds while I read quotes and scenes from the movie "Showgirls". Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
E61 - World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement - Sections 10, 11, 12 31.10.2025 11:04
I read sections 10, 11 and 12 of the World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement, with a Mozart Lullaby For Babies in the background. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes
E60 - 56 New, Fun Sex Positions 29.10.2025 14:00
Hey. I'll review 56 Sex Positions with piano background music. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.
E59 - How To Replace a Toilet 21.10.2025 12:00
Hey. Listen to rain falling in a forest while I walk you through the steps to replace a toilet. Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.
E 58 - Touring Acts' Backstage Riders 03.09.2025 15:19
Hey. Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read backstage riders from touring contracts of Rihanna, Frank Sinatra, and Van Halen. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.
E57 - OnlyFans Community Guidelines 04.06.2025 11:01
Why not listen to soothing piano, guitar and birds, while I read some OnlyFans Community Guidelines. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.
E56 - Prime Numbers, Backwards, from 863 30.05.2025 11:01
Listen to rain in a forest while I read Prime Numbers, Backwards, from #863. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes
E55 - Assembling a Ping Pong Table 19.05.2025 15:00
Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read Ping Pong Table assembly instructions. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.
E54 - Floral Design Competition Rules and Regulations 16.05.2025 15:02
Listen to soft piano music while I read the rules and regulations for the South Texas State Fair Floral Design Competition. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.
E53 - VIAGRA 07.05.2025 13:00
Listen to ocean sounds while I tell you about the drug Viagra. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
E52 - Elevator Repairs 30.04.2025 13:00
Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from an elevator repair manual. I hope it's not too exciting that it doesn't help you sleep. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.
E51 - Weather Forecasts 14.04.2025 14:01
Fall asleep to the sound of ocean waves ... and me, reading weather forecasts. Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.
E50 - HP Printer Help 26.03.2025 13:00
Listen to rain fall in a forest while I help you load a paper tray, fix a paper jam, and replace an ink cartridge for your HP printer. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes.
E49 - How to Make Glass 23.03.2025 12:00
Listen to soft piano and birds (little birdies!) while I explain the making glass process. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
E48 - Mastercard Terms of Use 08.03.2025 13:01
Listen to rain in the forest as I read an excerpt from Mastercard's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes
E47 - General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT) 17.02.2025 13:01
Listen to ambient music while I read from Part 1, Article 2 (two of my favourites) from the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). Sweet dreams. 13 minutes.
E46 - Rice and Canned Soup cooking instructions 28.01.2025 10:01
Listen to nature sounds heard by a forest river while I read how to cook some rice and canned soup. Sweet Dreams. 10 Minutes.
E45 - Random Internet Open Letter To Grandma 01.01.2025 12:00
Listen to ambient piano music while I read a random person's Open Letter to their grandma found on the Internet Machine. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
E44 - Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips 28.12.2024 11:00
Listen to a forest rain while I read to you (for free!) Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips. You're Welcome. And Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.
E43 - Sleep Meditation For Reals 20.12.2024 10:16
This is like a real sleep meditation episode. Enjoy. Sweet Dreams. 10 Minutes (and a little bit more)
E42 - Samsung Privacy Policy 18.12.2024 12:00
Listen to soothing music while I read an excerpt from the Samsung Privacy Policy. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
E41 - Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021 01.12.2024 13:00
Listen to me read from the Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes.
E40 - Netflix Terms of Use 01.12.2024 12:00
Ambient music while I read from Netflix's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.
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