SLEEP NOTHINGS

Hey. Listen to me repeat a few comments I've received trying to sell items on Facebook Marketplace. I hate selling items on Facebook Marketplace. I like buying items on Facebook Marketplace, but I hate selling items on Facebook Marketplace. Oh, and there's the sound of waves on a beach in the background. That's a nice tough, huh? Now listen up, and get some sleep. Sweet dreams. 11 m...

Do you like the sound of a river in a forest? And little birdies? Well then, you might like this. And as a bonus, you get a quick summary of Pickleball rules. Who doesn't want that, right? So here you go. Enjoy, and get some sleep. And Kevin (you know who you are), maybe listen closely to these rules. P.S. I might have fallen asleep once while recording this. Sweet dreams. 11 minutes.

Hey. Listen to me read the Ins and Outs of Mating in Rabbits, as outlined by EveryPaw Pet Insurance. Oh, and with some soothing sounds of a running stream and birds in the background. That sounds nice, huh? That's because it is.  Sweet dreams. 11 minutes.

Listen to waves crashing on the beach while getting some tips on male body grooming. Sounds like a good plan, huh? Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes

Maybe you're having trouble sleeping because you didn't know the new names of some Crayola colored pencils. I know, that can be stressful. If so, this should help. And the sounds of a rain forest.  Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes

Listen to the sound of rain in a forest while I tell you how to install a ceiling fan. Sweet Dreams. 10 minutes.

How is a cardboard box made, you ask? Let me tell you. While I put you to sleep. With the sound of rain in the forest. Sounds good, huh? NOW GO TO SLEEP! Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.

Listen to soft piano and little birdies while I tell you how to build a birdhouse. Yes, a birdhouse. A house, for birds. Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.

Listen to waves crashing on a beach (is that where you're going?) while I read off a list of stuff you need to pack. But don't start packing now. Just go to sleep. Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.

Listen to me tell you how to weed your garden. From thegardencontinuum.com. Maybe you know it? I doubt it. Who cares ... Just go to sleep. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.

Listen to me read a list of Movie Titles Turned to Porn Titles. If you want. You don't have to. BTW, I didn't make these up. And I didn't watch any of them. I'm pretty sure I didn't. Oh, and some soothing beach sounds. I think that's nice. Beach sounds are nice. Sweet Dreams. Or whatever kind of dreams you have tonight. 10 minutes.

Listen to the soothing sounds of little birdies and piano while I read about Birding for Beginners. What could be better? Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.

Listen to ambient music while I explain the rules of curling to you. Because it's important to know the rules. Maybe not. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.

Do you still not know how to fold clothes? Who are you, and what's wrong with you? Learn how to fold clothes while ambient music plays in the background. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Listen to the soothing sound of waves crashing onto an ocean beach while I read Indianapolis traffic reports. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.

Listen to Mamma Mia piano, ballad version  (check out ABBA Piano Covers, on YouTube) while I read the lyrics to the song, backwards. Why? Why not? Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.

Listen to rain in a forest while I describe to you what you'll learn while Obtaining a Certificate in Data (zzzzzzzzz)  Analytics (zzzzzzzzzz). Sweet Dreams. 10 minutes.

Listen to ocean waves on a beach while I read five steps to cutting your own hair from Laurakcollins.com. LaurakCollins!!!! Do you know who she is??!!!! Neither do I. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Hey, having trouble sleeping? Maybe you've got racoons in your attic? Or maybe it's a gassy gut? If it's racoons, listen to piano music while I read off 5 tips to remove them. If it's gas, maybe go for a poopy? Sweet dreams. 11 minutes.

Listen to a babbling brook (babbling!) while I read definitions of slang words by decade, starting with the 1920's. Remember the 20's? I don't think you do. But if you do, I don't think you need a Sleep Aid app. Sweet Dreams. 19 minutes. (Yep, I worked overtime on this one.)

Listen to forest river nature sounds while I read off the most popular Google searches. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.

Listen to the sound of ocean waves crashing up on shore while I read Tylenol Extra Strength Drug Facts as printed on the bottle label. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.

Listen to a cozy crackling fireplace while I read from the National Fire Protection Association® (NFPA®)  website about preparing homes for wildfire. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.

Listen to me read song lyrics while the sound of waves washing up on shore play in the background. Oh, and maybe you can hear my dishwasher and neighbour's snowblower in the background. If you can, consider this a Bonus Episode. Who doesn't like a bonus? Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.

Listen to sounds of a forest river (a forest river!) as I tell you about The Tea Act of 1773: The Catalyst of the Boston Tea Party. Yep. And it's all free. FREE!  Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.