SLEEP NOTHINGS

Listen to forest sounds while I read off the Taco Bell menu. Mmmmmmm. Now go to sleep, you big baby. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

Listen to some ambient music while I recap the Pirates vs Yankees baseball game from October 3, 1960. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Hey. Listen to some ocean wavy sounds while I read quotes and scenes from the movie "Showgirls". Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.

I read sections 10, 11 and 12 of the World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement, with a Mozart Lullaby For Babies in the background. Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes

Hey. I'll review 56 Sex Positions with piano background music. Sweet Dreams. 14 minutes.

Hey. Listen to rain falling in a forest while I walk you through the steps to replace a toilet. Sweet Dreams. 12 minutes.

Hey. Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read backstage riders from touring contracts of Rihanna, Frank Sinatra, and Van Halen. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.

Why not listen to soothing piano, guitar and birds, while I read some OnlyFans Community Guidelines. Sweet Dreams. 11 minutes.

Listen to rain in a forest while I read Prime Numbers, Backwards, from #863.  Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes

Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read Ping Pong Table assembly instructions. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.

Listen to soft piano music while I read the rules and regulations for the South Texas State Fair Floral Design Competition. Sweet Dreams. 15 minutes.

Listen to ocean sounds while I tell you about the drug Viagra. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from an elevator repair manual. I hope it's not too exciting that it doesn't help you sleep. Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Fall asleep to the sound of ocean waves ...  and me, reading weather forecasts. Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.

Listen to rain fall in a forest while I help you load a paper tray, fix a paper jam, and replace an ink cartridge for your HP printer. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes.

Listen to soft piano and birds (little birdies!) while I explain the making glass process. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

Listen to rain in the forest as I read an excerpt from Mastercard's Terms of Use.  Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes

Listen to ambient music while I read from Part 1, Article 2 (two of my favourites) from the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). Sweet dreams. 13 minutes.

Listen to nature sounds heard by a forest river while I read how to cook some rice and canned soup. Sweet Dreams. 10 Minutes.

Listen to ambient piano music while I read a random person's Open Letter to their grandma found on the Internet Machine. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

Listen to a forest rain while I read to you (for free!) Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips. You're Welcome. And Sweet Dreams. 11 Minutes.

This is like a real sleep meditation episode. Enjoy. Sweet Dreams. 10 Minutes (and a little bit more)

Listen to soothing music while I read an excerpt from the Samsung Privacy Policy. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.

Listen to me read from the Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021. Sweet Dreams. 13 Minutes.

Ambient music while I read from Netflix's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams. 12 Minutes.