Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! Fantasia 2023 is about to begin. Three guys discuss what they are looking forward to! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic. Reviews #films #ShortPodcast #Podcast #fantasia #filmfest

On the July episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys let off some fireworks toward RFK Jr., Phoebe Waller Bridge, Bruce Campbell, and each other when discussing the roominess of the Batmobile. All that and more on this Independence Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man!   Birdemic | 2010 A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend getaway to a quaint northern California town.   W...

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man!   Birdemic | 2010 A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend getaway to a quaint northern California town.   W...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! The day of $30 a month for garbage streaming is upon us...will it work? Even though reports say it is, we believe not in the long-term, this is only the beginning of the end. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic. Reviews #Max #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #Netflix

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin Polizzi returns a married man. We get to the bottom of the person who crashed his wedding by boat. Matthew channels his inner David Lynch. The boys brings back a classic segment in honor of the late great Tina Turner. And DJ and Justin go on a long diatribe about the Fox series The OC. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic...

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!   Velocipastor | 2018 After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime. (This version has no audio of th...

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!   Velocipastor | 2018 After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime. (This version has audio of the m...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! Justin is backpacking looking for something that belongs in a museum and DJ and Matt watch the film, Inside featuring Willem Dafoe's dick. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic. Reviews #Inside #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #WillemDafore

It's May! So it's Star Wars month here on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. With Justin off getting married, Matthew and DJ are joined by the one and only Jay Cluitt. They play a little Overrated/Underrated...play TWO versions of I Don't Care...and let the obscenities fly on another game of Who Gives A F%*k. All that and more on this May the Force Be With You May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Po...

#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW    Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links According to a recent report, the sun will 'end of the world', a theory going viral on TikTok. Theories about the end of the world have always been around. However, according to TikTok, that could happen this Sunday, April 23 due to a solar storm. While the discourse is extremely alarm...

#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Since Justin decide to go get married we decided to watch a few episodes of the new CW show Gotham Knights, a show no one wants to watch. Here is Ep. 1 of a show that I'm sure will be canceled by the 8th episode. Gotham Knights | Ep. 1 Batman is dead, and a powder keg has ignited Gotham C...

April Fools don't come more foolish than these three guys. On the Spring Fling edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the guys talk Kanye liking the Jewish people again. They spoof Mario Brothers and Succession at the same time. They play a game of Kill F*%k Marry in honor of Justin getting hitched next month. And they also go to church to confess some sins. All that and more on this episode o...

Getting Lucky | 1990 A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw). (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Its March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what...

Getting Lucky | 1990 A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw). (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Its March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! With so many streaming services, what are your top 3 favorites! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic. Reviews #Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #HBO #Hulu #AmazonPrimeVideo #Appletv

What happens when you mix St. Patrick's Day with the Simplistic Reviews podcast? Well, pretty much the same thing but just more beer. Enjoy the guys going over some trailers, some TV news, some Hulk Hogan racism and sex tapes, and debating the winner of fictional characters fighting to the death.

#Podcast #MovieCommentary #Horror #Terrifier   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links We made it to 200 episodes!!! Thank you everyone for the years of listening. We appreciate the support, so we figured we watch a frightening bloody story, much like our lives.  Terrifier 2 | 2022 Resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County to terrorize a teenage girl...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!   Has DC films has found the magic sauce with James Gunn? Will James fix the DCU? Is Marvel finished? Is Matt drunk? Find out on Simply15! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic. Reviews #DC #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #JamesGunn #Superman

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    Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/IyzTYTU_xLE   It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn an...

Just like Roger Murtaugh, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from early retirement. Matthew, DJ, and Justin catch up on all the ins and outs of Hollywood they missed so far. Then they look ahead at all the things they can likely ridicule in the future. All that and more on this brand new episode. 

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!  In Like Flint | 1967 Forme...

#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!  In Like Flint | 1967 Forme...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!   Today is Sunday but we're gonna talk about Wednesday, Netflix's Wednesday...the good and the bad of a different type of Adams Family we haven't seen before. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic. Reviews #Netflix #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #Wednesday #adamsfamily

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!  And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Suppo...