Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

On a sweltering Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss Zendaya as Jason Bourne. They talk about the California-accented version of the Odyssey. And delve into the pockets of some of Hollywood's greatest directors. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

We interrupt this Cannon Summer program to bring you boobs, boobs, and sorcery.   Sorceress | 1995 An aspiring law partner's (Larry Poindexter) wife (Julie Strain) tries to eliminate her husband's rival, but his spouse is an expert at witchcraft. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111244/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Site: www. Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: https://simplis...

Why pay $20 for a movie ticket when Hollywood just uploaded the entire plot, the twist villain, AND the third-act explosion to YouTube for free? 🎬🍿 Welcome back to Rant Corner on Simplistic Reviews! Today, my blood pressure is spiking over the absolute brain-rot of modern movie marketing. Apparently, studio executives think our TikTok-fried attention spans can't handle a little mystery anymore,...

#theboys #finale #Funny #comedy  Rant Corner: The Series Finale Whining Epidemic Are you still crying about The Boys finale? Did you ask ChatGPT to rewrite the ending so you could finally get some sleep? Then this episode is dedicated to YOU. Welcome back to another episode of Rant Corner on the Simplistic Reviews network. Today, I am absolutely losing my mind over the internet's total inability t...

Radical Jack might be connected to the events of 9/11...might be. A friend of a friend heard there was a tragic event that happen the year before. Billy Ray, never forget.    Radical Jack | 2000 Since his wife died on a failed mission, CIA agent and former Navy SEAL Jack Reynolds (Billy Ray Cyrus) has lost interest in just about everything. He's lured back to work, however, when given the chance t...

The gang watches the new John Travolta film and wonders, The fuck was that?   #apple #trailer #reaction Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

It's May. Which means it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast's annual Star Wars show! This episode is jam packed with nothing but wall to wall, beginning to end, Star Wars content that would make Kathleen Kennedy blush. Prequel talk, Disney Star Wars Sequel talk(insults). Games involving everything from a beaver engineer to a firespray STD. All that and more in this Force sensitive episode of the Sim...

Lance Henriksen, James Earl Jones, Tony Todd, Burt Young and Connecticut's most famous movie star Thomas Ian Griffith. Need we say more...oh 90s action that bomb at box office. Pop that VHS in Mr. Terry Silver!   Excessive Force | 1983 Chicago policeman Terry McCain (Thomas Ian Griffith) is determined to put away mobster Sal DiMarco (Burt Young), who always gets acquitted on technicalities. While...

RantCorner: The Next Generation 🍺 An oldie but a goody is back! Welcome to the revived RantCorner. We are pissed, we desperately need to de-piss ourselves, and we are hoping you can help. Today, we are taking aim at the "second screen" phenomenon and what it's actively doing to the entertainment world. Spoiler alert: it's absolute bullshit. It is impossible to appreciate actual cinematic storytel...

On this foolish episode of the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys take on Tiger's driving record, the KitKat bandits, Sherlock Holmes, Supergirl and Choam. That's right...Choam. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

It’s that time of year again! Even though we’ve only done this once before, we’re back for a brand-new season of Dead Celebrities. The draft is officially in, and this year, the gang actually sat down and did some real research (scary, we know). Who do you think is living on borrowed time? Join us all year long for the ultimate Game of Death!  Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/lin...

Before we start our second season of Simply Deadpool, we decided to do a autopsy...smart hun? See what we did there? This is top of the line jokes you only get from Simplistic Reviews.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

On the March Episode Of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we explore everything from the war in Mexico...the war between Netflix and Paramount...the war between DJ and Kiki Palmer...the war between Schindler's List and humor...and the war between Oscar winners and silence. All that and more on this latest episode.

We are back after a break going into the new year. What better way then a non-English film about incest...we know what you want. Old Simplistic Reviews is back baby!   White Fire | 1984 Bo and Inga are brother and sister jewel thieves who target the legendary `White Fire' diamond, a priceless rock so hot it actually burns those who try to lay their hands on it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088359...

The gang talks about the 3 recent movies they have watched recently.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links #podcast #movies

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast finally returns with all new games, all new stories, all new sketches, all new hosts. Well...no...we got the same three nutters as hosts...but the other things are true. Check it out.

Merry Christmas you hulksters! Episode 5 of Thunder in Paradise is a strange brew of voodoo. This podcast has the show, we have another one with no show   S1E5: Strange Bru After scuba-diving zombies attack him, Bru hallucinates and him and Spence take on a voodoo drug dealer. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Site: www. Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media...

Merry Christmas you hulksters! Episode 5 of Thunder in Paradise is a strange brew of voodoo. This podcast has no show, we have another one with the show   S1E5: Strange Bru After scuba-diving zombies attack him, Bru hallucinates and him and Spence take on a voodoo drug dealer. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Site: www. Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media...

Here we go hulksters, episode 4 of Thunder in Paradise! This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show   S1E4: Sea Quentin Spence and Bru's arch-enemy Hammerhead, a dangerous criminal, takes over the underwater prison he's imprisoned in. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Site: www. Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: http...

Here we go hulksters, episode 4 of Thunder in Paradise! This podcast has no show, we have another one with the show   S1E4: Sea Quentin Spence and Bru's arch-enemy Hammerhead, a dangerous criminal, takes over the underwater prison he's imprisoned in. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Site: www. Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://...

On this holiday edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss the naughty list. However, the list that starts with the word Epstein. They also ponder the possibilities during Believable or Bullshit. DJ goes on rant up his favorite rump during TV Roundup. And Matthew brings out the dead in a new game called The 12 days of Deadmas. All that and more on a yule tide episode of The Simpli...

Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3!   This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show   S1E3: Tug of War Spence and Bru must once again stop their arch-enemy Hammerhead who has gained control over a top secr...

Welcome to something new but similar! We have watched the movies now lets watch the episodes that connect them. This is one of the greatest shows ever, ladies and hulksters, this is Thunder in Paradise Episode 3!   This podcast has the show, we have another one without the show   S1E3: Tug of War Spence and Bru must once again stop their arch-enemy Hammerhead who has gained control over a top secr...

Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on. Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk   Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113449/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Site: www. Simplistic. Reviews Podc...

Its Matt's Bday so lets watch a horror movie must people might skip on. Watch the movie here: https://youtu.be/nRzYn5a-2c8?si=aCPo095GAwGWrBuk   Jack-O | 1995 Grave robbers unwittingly awaken two evil spirits, one a warlock hanged for murder nearly 100 years earlier. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113449/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Site: www. Simplistic. Reviews Podc...