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Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes! Carl Weathers 1948-2024   #carlweathers  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2024 #TV #movies

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back! I know. Why? So we can tell you about a new term called choke jerk. And debate the blandness of the show Echo. And put in our three cents on the Barbie Oscar snub controversy. That's right. All things you don't care about. All that and more on the 2024 debut episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special! Today Matt's gift gets popped into the VCR.   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers  | 1988 A private eye (Jay Richardson) finds a runaway (Linnea Quigley) working in a strip joint, part of...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special! Today Matt's gift gets popped into the VCR.   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers  | 1988 A private eye (Jay Richardson) finds a runaway (Linnea Quigley) working in a strip joint, part of...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes! It's finally 2024! Will entertainment get any better this year? The son of bitches gather around and gab about what is to come. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic. Reviews   #lookingforwardto #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2024 #TV #movies

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Year In Review is a compilation of all the sketches the show produced in 2023. Special thanks to Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt, Mark Hofmeyer, and The Vern for helping us out this year. 

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special!   Silent Night | 2023 On Christmas Eve, a man witnesses the death of his young son when the boy gets caught in crossfire between warring gangs. Recovering from a wound that cost him his voice, he soon embarks on a bloody and grueling quest to punish those responsi...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes! The year of 2023 is over! The douchebags sit down and ramble like old farts on their likes and dislikes. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic. Reviews   #yearinreview #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2023 #godzilla #Barbie #oppenheimer #TheBear #Theholdovers #TV #movies #ShouldIstopTyping

Celebrate the holidays early with a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this special episode, the boys discuss the smorgasbord of trailers they missed. They ruin a little history byy taking a brief look into the history of Woody Harrelson's father. They have a little early Christmas mass with another edition of Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi. And, inexplicably, the...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links It's that time of the year, were happiness over comes the darkness of everyday life. November brings two things, time with family and friends and NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! This is the masterful Fateful Findings!   Site: Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https:/...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no video of the movie. We have another version with movie video) --- https://youtu.be/X0GFsugkwTM It's that time of the year, were happiness over comes the darkness of everyday life. November brings two things, time with family and friends and NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! This is the masterful Fateful Findings! Sit...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes! David Fincher is back with The Killer, is it good or not? ...its Fincher so it good. Now you don't have to listen. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic. Reviews #thekiller #ShortPodcast #Podcast #davidfincher #netflix

No Shame November kicks off with the most shameless bastards you've ever or never heard of. This episode, Matthew, DJ, and Justin talk turkey about mostly everything in entertainment. From Frasier to Frankenstein. From Gen V to Hep C...but that's because Valentine caught a little something from a striper. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

This year instead of sitting for 12hrs, we got lazy and watched Five Nights at Freddy's...blame Matt!

You know what time it is. Or what month it is. It's Halloween. The freaks are out. And so is the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We trick. We Treat. We discuss Bond, and Star Wars, and the Robyn Hood(Not a typo) television series. It's an Octoberfest for the ages. Enjoy!

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got... Site: Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got... Site: Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts...

#TheCinephileOlympicGames    We know you hate it so we decided to do it again, this time with the Italian stallion. Round 2 of the Cinephile Olympic games The Party at Kitty and Stud's!

On this month's episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...JUSTIN IS BACK! And he explains the circumstances of his absence...in graphic detail. Al Pacino pays a visit, Outback Steakhouse gets some shout outs, James Gunn is put on trial, and Matt and Justin try a Sequel September edition of Simple Name Recognition. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

In celebration of the late great William Friedkin. We sit down with Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas to figure out why KFC is as bad as we are told.   oh and of course a personal fav: https://youtu.be/1jPWGEoyJHY   Killer Joe | 2011 A cop (Matthew McConaughey) who moonlights as a hit man agrees to kill the hated mother of a desperate drug dealer (Emile Hirsch) in exchange for a tumble wit...

Matt and DJ compete in the first round of the Cinephile Olympic games and test their cinematic prowess under the watchful eye of Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. 

On the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas, curator and historian of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest hosts just long enough to impersonate Jonathan Nolan, try to "Take The F*%king Elephant", call everyone a bastard, play a brand new game called Elevator Pitch, and dig up the grave of Jack Lemmon. All that and more on this Liam Neeson-centered episode of the Simplist...

In the edition of Simplistic Sitdown, Matt chats with The Adams Family. Sure, they're creepy and kooky, and all together spooky, but this filmmaking family were great and their newest film, World Premiering at the 2023 Fantasia Film Festival, 'Where the Devil Roams,' is probably their most creepy and unnerving offering to date. Toby, Zelda, Lulu and John prove that a family that slays together; st...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Women prepare to get pregnant, men your testosterone is about to jump to abnormal high levels! In one of the bloodiest movies we've watched yet, Chuck Norris and Joseph Zito knock it out of the park with an entertaining action film, that contains a villain who believes shooting dick is the only way to make progres...

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Women prepare to get pregnant, men your testosterone is about to jump to abnormal high levels! In one of the bloodiest movies we've watched yet, Chuck Norris and Joseph Zito knock it out of the park with an entertaining action film, that contains a villain who believes shooting dick is the only way to make progres...