Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Today is the last day of Cannon summer! Cannon and Chuck Norris go together like chocolate and peanut, so what better way to end with some Norris...well its not the best film and goes slow once we hit the middle. Not the worst but Chuck has better films.   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Hero and the Terror | 1988 When a woman is murdered in the...

It's that time of the year again! Matt and Justin talk about the event of the year, the awesome sauce that is the Fantasia International Film Festival 2024. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links     #Fantasia #FilmFestival #FantasiaFestival #Fantasia2024 #tv #Hollywood #FilmIndustry #MovieNews #FilmReview #BehindTheScenes #Director #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast #PodcastEpisode #Pod...

Before Summer comes to a close, check out another red hot episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. I know, that sounds sexual...and it is. You will lose your virginity listening to the boys discuss STD puppets, porno versions of Indiana Jones, GoldenEye pickup lines, and much much more. 

Welcome back to a Cannon summer! Today we continue our Cannon films with a buddy comedy that brings Airplane and Robocop together. Who would of thought it was turn out so amazing. This one was fun!   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Fifty/Fifty | 1992 Two soldiers of fortune (Peter Weller, Robert Hays) set out on a mission to depose a Far East mi...

Welcome back to a Cannon summer! Today we continue our Cannon films with a buddy comedy that brings Airplane and Robocop together. Who would of thought it was turn out so amazing. This one was fun!   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Fifty/Fifty | 1992 Two soldiers of fortune (Peter Weller, Robert Hays) set out on a mission to depose a Far East mi...

Welcome to a Simply Smorgasborg*! We go on a *smorgasbord rant about Gladiator 2, B.O.R.G, movie theater and Horizon part 1, 2, 3 and 4!   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

On this firecracker episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. Freddy brings some clips from some of our older shows and play a new game sure to embarrass everyone involved called Simply Accountable. We also do some switching of fictional characters with Simplistic Switcheroo. We also cash in on the box office success of Inside Out...

Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch.   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Avenging Force | 1986 A former agent heads to the Louisiana bayou...

Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch.   (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Avenging Force | 1986 A former agent heads to the Louisiana bayou...

In this video, we delve into the controversial topic of how Disney's acquisition of Star Wars has impacted the beloved franchise into a galactic dumpster fire? From questionable character arcs to plot holes big enough to fly the Millennium Falcon through and comedic missteps. Today we explore the galaxy of reasons why Disney has sent Star Wars to the Dark Side. Why? Because the magic of Star Wars...

Schools out for summer…but the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for…ever! On this episode, the boys are graced by the presence of the Voice of the Universe…an entity who has seriously got the hots for Sydney Sweeney. We find out the real reason behind why that Coyote Vs. Acme movie was shelved. And Hollywood’s fresh, new, young comic star closes out the show with a couple of sets of Cretaceous c...

🎥🐓 3 Dudes with 1 Cockfighter: The Ultimate Silent Showdown! (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) With the passing of Roger Corman, we picked the funnest title for today's commentary. Ever wonder what happens when three guys sit down to chat about a movie that's banned worldwide and hilariously titled Cockfighter? Well, wonder no more! Join us as we...

🎥🐓 3 Dudes with 1 Cockfighter: The Ultimate Silent Showdown! (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) With the passing of Roger Corman, we picked the funnest title for today's commentary. Ever wonder what happens when three guys sit down to chat about a movie that's banned worldwide and hilariously titled Cockfighter? Well, wonder no more! Join us as we...

Listen to two grown men dissecting the cinematic masterpiece, "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" – and by dissecting, we mean agreeing that it's... fine. 🦍🍿 Join us as we dive into this epic tale of monkeys with their agendas. Grab some bananas and enjoy the monkey business! 🙈🎬 #PlanetOfTheApes #MovieReview #podcast #shortpodcast Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

May is always Star Wars month here at Simplistic Reviews. So, enjoy some of our galactic piss takes at the galaxy far far away.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor.   C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992 Terrorist Alexa (Kathleen Kinmont) could be useful to a CIA...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor.   C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992 Terrorist Alexa (Kathleen Kinmont) could be useful to a CIA...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minute-ish!    Enjoy a collection of one-liners and jokes that take aim at O.J. and the media frenzy surrounding him from Norm. #ojsimpson #norm  #normmacdonald #ShortPodcast #Podcast

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for April, to fool you, once again, into thinking that it's a legitimate podcast. The boys break down the new Roadhouse film. They discuss the litany of trailers that have come out since they were last on. DJ is guilted into his weird infatuation with Anne Hathaway. They dive into the depraved downfall of Nickelodeon. And Matthew recites his favorite Vin Dies...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version doesn't have movie audio. We have another one with movie audio.)   Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners.   Martial Law | 1990 Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cartel-for-hire business and is also the master o...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has movie audio)   Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners.   Martial Law | 1990 Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cartel-for-hire business and is also the master of a deadly technique. Site: Simplistic. Reviews...

A podcast in 15 minutes!  Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links   As we head toward recording our 100th episode of our Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary, we each bring up our least favorite movie commentary that we've watched over the years...yippee.    Do you have a least favorite of ours? #Movie  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #commentary #Review

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast kicks off March with special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. The gang have an in-depth discussion about the brand new KFC entre...the Chizza. They also get practically every sitcom family to fight to the death. And also reveal the real reason why PeeWee Herman could not pleasure himself at home. All that and more on another crazy episode of the...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (Version with movie audio is also available)   Carl Weathers has sadly passed. The gang came together to start to dive into his incredible movies.   Action Jackson | 1988 Due to the use of excessive force in arresting a sexual predator, Detective Lt. Jericho "Action" Jackson (Carl Weathers) is demoted to police sergeant. What's worse, the fa...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has movie audio)   Carl Weathers has sadly passed. The gang came together to start to dive into his incredible movies.   Action Jackson | 1988 Due to the use of excessive force in arresting a sexual predator, Detective Lt. Jericho "Action" Jackson (Carl Weathers) is demoted to police sergeant. What's worse, the father of the ma...