Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

On the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas, returns to help fill in for the vacationing Justin Polizzi. And immediately Freddy is thrust into a conversation about buttplugs. Like, almost immediately. We also answer another question from Freddy's Dads On The Rocks cohost, Andre Fernandez. We tackle possible futures in Hollywood news stories wit...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   When you see a movie about a ninja and his fight against the KKK...you watch it!   Ninja Vengeance | 1993? or 1988? When a martial arts expert discovers a corrupt sheriff and his cronies beating a young student to death in a small Southern town, he decides to teach them and the local KKK a hard-hitting lesson. htt...

We have decided to make it 20 picks per person to make the competition more competitive. Here is part 2 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Currently, Matt is in the lead from the Gene pick (Seinfeld anyone?) plus the bonus 10 points for the first death of the year....you do you think is next?! Next month we will complete our inaugural 2025 draft, list is located on our site: www...

On the March episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined once again by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. He puts us through our paces again with another edition of Simply Accountable. Julie goes all in on Harrison Ford. DJ obsesses again on Ali Larter and an Asian Sherlock Holmes. Justin discovers who is truly after Robert Zemeckis. And Matt besmirches David Zaslov abou...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the director of Martial Law (staring Cynthia Rothrock...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Steven Seagal, Cynthia Rothrock, Michael Dudikoff and Steve James...now some Billy Blanks, that's right Mr. Tae Bo himself! Today we start with a team up movie, well straight to video with Roddy Piper and the director of Martial Law (staring Cynthia Rothrock...

Who do you think will win? Start placing your bets now! Today we piss off a few people and the whole concept of a 15 minute podcast by going 22 minutes of 5 rounds for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Since February is the time of love, we figured now would be a good time to play (since this is pretty morbid and all).  Next month we will complete the next rounds of our draft, final list will be loc...

The 2025 season premiere of The Season Reviews Podcast is here! Back from vacation. Back from the brink. Back and ready to talk about everything from the world of entertainment. Did you miss us? Well, we missed you.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucking Andy Sidaris Motion Picture! It has been one h...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio or video of the movie. We have another version with both)   This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucking Andy Sidaris Motion Picture! It has been one...

Happy Holidays, Ya Filthy Bastards!    Today on Simply15 we talk about our top 3 Holiday/Christmas movies we just have to watch every year. How about you, do you have a top 3 you must just watch every year?   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links   #chirstmas #holidays #chirstmasmovies #diehard #christmasstory #Lethalweapon #elf #thenightnefore #badsanta #christmasvacation

For the final Simplistic Reviews podcast of the year, we made a double-stuffed episode full of holiday cheer, jeer, and sneers. We do an ode to the Guy Ritchie classic, Snatch. We give out thoughts on the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef. We marvel at the everlasting beauty of Ali Larter. We discuss, once again, the Muppet with AIDs. And we have an entertainment draft where you won't believe who Just...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh. Pass Thru | 2016 An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5445074/   Site: Simplistic. Review...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links It's that time of the year! November ... which brings us a early Christmas gift, NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! Except this year we got a lump of coal called Pass Thru...ugh. Pass Thru | 2016 An artificial intelligence from the future visits the Earth to kill all humans. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5445074/   Site: Simplistic. Review...

Happy Simply15 day! We know you're blown away on how we stretched this thing into 2 parts, hey we almost made it a 3 part because we know everyone loves Matthew. Well we are over it so we present to you part 2 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive back into those burning questions you have been wondering all these years. Sit back and take s...

On the November edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys get into some international intrigue with a new game called Where In The F&*k Is Justin Polizzi. They also point out how homophobic Teen Wolf is, how racist Liam Neeson was, and how the Hollywood term "vehicle" is overused. All that and more on another edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

Halloween is right around the corner and what better way to get into the spirit then a good old slasher of a sequel of a movie we enjoyed watching. Get that flashlight ready, and check that sleeping bag for snakes, we are going back to camp!  Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers | 1988 Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen), a psychotic transsexual, escapes from a mental hospital and surfaces at a summer...

Halloween is right around the corner and what better way to get into the spirit then a good old slasher of a sequel of a movie we enjoyed watching. Get that flashlight ready, and check that sleeping bag for snakes, we are going back to camp!  Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers | 1988 Angela Baker (Pamela Springsteen), a psychotic transsexual, escapes from a mental hospital and surfaces at a summer...

Today we go past the 15mins and present to you part 1 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive deep into the big questions you have been wondering all these years. Sit back and enjoy! Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas from the Dad's On The Rocks Podcast joins us...so does the ghost of Stan Lee, Jigsaw, Annie Wilkes, and many more. We discuss Green Lantern, The Penguin, and have a horror movie franchise King of the Mountain in another round of Simply Pull The Plug. Let's see if we can scare up some laughs with this brand-new episode of the...

It's Sequel September! We dusted off the Wheel of Doom to put our fate in its hands. What does the wheel from hell have in store for us today? Lets find out!   (This version no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews I...

It's Sequel September! We dusted off the Wheel of Doom to put our fate in its hands. What does the wheel from hell have in store for us today? Lets find out!   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticRevie...

Have a favorite TV theme song? Or a hated theme song? Today we talk about ours. Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links #tv #Hollywood #FilmIndustry #MovieNews #FilmReview #BehindTheScenes #Director #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast #PodcastEpisode #PodcastShow #ListenNow #PodcastLife

Sequel September on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast starts off with a bang. The boys delve into everything from John Madden to John Matrix. From Tony Scott to Ridley Scott. From Rachel Zegler to Herpes. No correlation whatsoever there. We also honor Batman's Anniversary with the vocal stylings of Optimus Solo himself. All that and some sequel trivia shoved in...on this brand new episode of the Simp...

Today is the last day of Cannon summer! Cannon and Chuck Norris go together like chocolate and peanut, so what better way to end with some Norris...well its not the best film and goes slow once we hit the middle. Not the worst but Chuck has better films.   (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Hero and the Terror | 1988 When a woman is murdered in the...