Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries!  And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Suppo...

It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022. Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips. TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES (Cast In Order Of Appearance) 0:00:55 -  In The Heart Of Darkcast (DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart,...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas! Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022! Robotrix...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas! Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022! Robotrix...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Today is 2022 a Year in Review The good and bad of movies and tv all in 15 mins (time is based on a 1000 watt microwave) A podcast in 15 minutes! Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic. Reviews #2022 #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #movies #bodiesbodiesbodies #avatar #wayofthewater #thebatman #houseofthedragon

Christmas come early! Why? Because it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Holiday Special, stupid! On this merry episode, the boys peruse around in Santa's Sack of goodies. They go into an in depth conversation about Sex & The City...24 years too late. They play a little Joker's Wild, which leads into them taking a piss out of The Dark Knight Rises. And Julie gives her take on the Hallmark Channel. A...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)    We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting.  I Am Here....Now| 2009 God take...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)    We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting.  I Am Here....Now| 2009 God take...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Today is BYOB: BRING YOUR OWN BIT OF MEDIA Topics include a new and "last" Rambo movie, SAS: Rogue Heroes & Weird: The Al Yankovic Story A podcast in 15 minutes! (with a little extra on this one) Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic. Reviews #weird #ShortPodcast #Podcast #rambo  #Netflix #SASROGUEHEROES

Put down that turkey leg, take a pass on that pumpkin pie, and toss out that cranberry sauce. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to put your Thanksgiving appetite in jeopardy. On this episode, the boys bring on their friend and attorney, Freddy Maas, to help them finally make a statement about She-Hulk that won't get them cancelled. They also take some shots at Black Adam, Superman, Hawkman, R...

In this super-sized Simplistic Sit-down, Matt sits down with the wall of talent behind the new horror anthology, 'Sinphony,' which premiered at the 2022 Brooklyn Horror Film Festival and goes wide on VOD/Digital on October 21st, 2022. I'd like to thank Greg Greene, Mark A. Pritchard, Jason Ragosta, Sebastien Bazile, Michael Galvan, Nichole Carlson, Kimberley Elizabeth, Steven Keller, and Haley Bis...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)  Video Version: https://youtube.com/c/SimplisticReviews Well...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker.    The Munsters...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  Video Version: https://youtube.com/c/SimplisticReviews Well...this is a interesting one. Clearly we're into punishing ourselves by watching a film that just...never mind just watch our Simply15 on this one...The Munsters is a stinker.    The Munsters...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links The Munsters are back...Yeahhh! Rob Zombie wrote and directed...Noooo! The makeup and production looked good. The script on the other hand was...   A podcast in 15 minutes! Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic. Reviews #themunsters  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #robzombie  #Netflix #Halloween    

Happy Halloween! Yes, we know we're early. But the gang at Simplistic Reviews is always anxious to start off the "Trick Or Treat" season as soon as possible. On this episode, Matthew finally gives his thoughts on Top Gun: Maverick...Justin introduces the usage of a new phrase that will surely offend someone...and DJ has a hard time describing the copulation of a plastic doll. All that and more on...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)  It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ! Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)  It's the month of our lord and savior's birthday, Happy Birthday DJ! Today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, a movie from our favorite director and a completely new movie just for DJ's birthday. With a little help from...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links D23 is here and after a few beers and some "other things" the guys sit down to talk about what they liked and disliked. A podcast in 15 minutes! Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic. Reviews #disney  #ShortPodcast #Podcast #indianajones  #littlemermaid #thunderbolts #marvel #hocuspocus2 #starwars    

Marlon Brando and a stick of butter. James Wan and King Kong. A Muslim Joker and a cannibalistic Batman. The September episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is filled with non sequitur tangents just like this and more. So pop some Ritalin or Adderall or whatever the hell you use to pay attention and enjoy the semi-offensive ride.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well) Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews American Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on merc...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with  movie audio as well) Yeah...American Ninja is exactly how it sounds. Grab your throwing stars and lets go cowabunga! Video Version: youtube.com/c/simplisticreviews American Ninja | 1985 American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mer...

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links DJ has rewrote prey, Matt still looking forward to cocaine bear, but has issues with this bear and Justin is happy to finally see a simple good movie for the trial price of free. A podcast in 15 minutes! Prey | 2022 A skilled Comanche warrior protects her tribe from a highly evolved alien predator that hunts humans for sport...

Since Matthew apparently got infected with the T-Virus, Justin and DJ are joined by special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. They discuss the CW-afication of modern tv shows, they add F-words in PG movies, they talk about how believable or unbelievable Rob Zombie's latest project is. All that and more on the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)   Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants wat...

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Hey America, happy 249th birthday you dirty old bastard! To celebrate this day we took our shirts off and whipped out our greasy gold chains and popped in an Italian production of Strike Commando! Nothing says happy birthday like three immigrants wat...